In Evo Soccer, What are the odds that...

Blaine

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I'm trying to figure out what to expect as there isn't much talk. What is the probability of these events in the game?

1: The announcer will let lose a 3 minute GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

2: The American Team will suck.

3: The crowds WON'T chant.

4: The game will be in English.

5: The defenders will cover thier 3 piece during penalty kicks.

6: The team with the most goals wins.

7: There will be Strikers in the game

8: Evo Soccer 2 will have clones and N'Sync.

9: The game will be licenced by....whatever licences soccer games. FIFA? Why are most Acronyms French? I mean, I'm not saying they should be English, but the #1 spoken language in the world is Mandarin. I don't know where French is on that.

10: There's be flagrant violence moves like kick to the Gnads.

11: Real Time Turf Deterioration.

12: Zooming

13: Blood!

14: Fan Riots and Bleacher Fires

15: "On Fire Mode" *see above

16: Colombian mobsters to kill your player if they accidentally score an Own Goal.

17: The word 'Nil'.

18: Samba music and whistles from the crowds.

19: Scottish Soccer Hooligans.

20: Engrish, or the latin equivelant...Engrisho? Inglish? Something.


My votes:

1: 95%

2: 60%

3: 5%

4: 70%

5: 30%

6: 99.9%

7: 100%

8: 12%

9: 1%

10: 99% (a man can dream).

11: 15%

12: 70%

13: 10%

14: 0%

15: .5%

16: 10%

17: 110%. The game would malfunction without it.

18: 110% See above.

19: I'd say 100%, but no bleacher fires doesn't boad well. But this and the crotch shot would be my wish list.

20: 80 plecent.


See! We now have a general picture of what the game will be like. yay.
 
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