Can anyone translate any of this?

http://www.fan-g.co.jp/ziggy/shs/hawaii.html

I'm trying to find someone that can translate ANY of this page, it's a japanese rock group thats going to be doing a show in hawaii, and I really wanna get info on going, but I can't read shit.

All I can make out is the date and some phone numbers (That are japanese numbers).

Any help will be appreciated, since ive seen people give translating help on neo stuff before.

[ June 20, 2001: Message edited by: Caris Nautilus ]

Why don't use BabelFish?
I tried to translate your link and it's enough understandable <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">

[ June 20, 2001: Message edited by: ElectroMakumba ]

[ June 20, 2001: Message edited by: ElectroMakumba ]

Well, here's the babelfish translation - its not great, but it might help <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">
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Becoming drunk which mountain pass president プレゼンツ & school gang leader Matsuo sect benevolence special plan participation
" Beginning! Paradise Hawaiian tour
With SNAKE HIP SHAKES IN HAWAII! "

Paradise club special
Becoming drunk which mountain pass president プレゼンツ & school gang leader Matsuo sect benevolence special plan participation
" Beginning! Paradise Hawaiian tour
With SNAKE HIP SHAKES IN HAWAII! "

Event for tour participant
* Special live & random large feast!
* SNAKE HIP SHAKES member and commemoration photographing!
* SNAKE HIP SHAKES member and special event!
* Promotion video photographing participation!
(As for contents there are times when it is modified.)

* Collection number of people : A course (3 Tomari 5 day) Narita: 40 name Seki skies: 30 name
B course (4 Tomari 6 day) Narita: 80 name Seki skies: 30 name
(The smallest 催 line staff each 60 names)
* Utilization schedule aeronautical company : Either of NW.UA.JL.NH
* Utilization schedule hotel : Pacific * beach hotel or equal class
* Application deadline day : August 10th of 2001 (the gold) the day necessary arrival
As soon as (however to become the full house, the deadline it increases)

0 traveling price (one other person)

Paradise club member A course 209.000 Yen (the Narita * Seki blow-out shot arrival)
B course 219.000 Yen
General A course 219.000 Yen
B course 229.000 Yen

Travel loan (3 - 36 times to pay) you handle.
Loan utilization desired one please proposes in regard to circumstances of procedure, ahead of time.


Tour participation we accept also the admission to fan club in the opportunity.
Beforehand only the method which receives the communication of admission to fan club, at paradise club member fee
You can participate in tour.


SNAKE HIP SHAKES official fan club paradise club
Acceptance time month - gold 13: 00 - 18: 00 03-5759-5507

* Traveling period: A course September 15th of 2001 (Saturday) - September 19th (water) << 5 days >>
B course September 15th of 2001 (Saturday) - September 20th (wood) << 6 days >>


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Inquiry * regarding tour application
(Inc.) entertainment world
" Meeting IN HAWAII " desk of 2001 SNAKE HIP SHAKES fans

TEL.03-3225-1781
Business hour: Month - gold 9: 30 - 18: 00

〒 160-0022 the Tokyo Shinjuku Ku Shinjuku 1-2-9 Okano house first building 9 F
FAX.03-3225-1780 charge: Favor area, Hisashi pine, Takagawa, large groove

We ask the inquiry regarding application entirely to this way.