Japhei!!!!! or whatever your name is today, I have some protos you may be interested in.
The first is called Nightmare in the Park, the objective of the game is to avoid this utter tosser in various recreational areas, who if he catches you, anally induldges himself whilst subjecting the victim (later in the game turns out to be a customer previously) to pointless chatter about somthing called the naomi board.
The second is called Bust a head, similar to puzzle bobble, but the bubbles are replaced with images of n annoying little twerp who sells bootlegs. Its very hard to get them to go away, especially when the other player destroys a load as the appear on your side of the view, and after a while you think it would be easier fighting 100 agent smiths rather than listening to utter garbage this little twerp talks
Lastly, and probably the rarest (thank god), we have 'the irritating man'. This piece comes wwith a tracker ball, sorry shovel, and will not work without it. Well how else are you supposed to shovel so much shit?
I will happily trade these 3 rarities for a bootleg sam 2 mvs with no label, cracked cart case and damaged edge connectors. Whadya say?
I personally think YOUR a proto, one that dion and chris unfortunatley couldnt keep hidden after their night of drunken unmemorable antics.
Well, dont try dumping yourself as im sure a pcs natural reaction would be to treat you as a virus, and probably say to you 010101010101000101001010111101010, which i think is binary for 'get away from me you boot leging twerp'
Ahhhh......I feel great. Cheers!
