LOL!
Except for the profanity, it seems exactly like a legitimate old style EGM article. Great job, Rade <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">!
Man, that was back when they were a good magazine. I know a number of the guys that were working on the mag from back then (Martin Alesse, Danyon Carpenter, the original Sushi-X (who is every bit as good at SFII as you've heard) and a few others), and hearing them tell stories about some of the various office escapades from 'back in th' day' is a riot. I especially enjoyed the story about Steve Harris and Ed Semrad jumping up and down on a vending machine in the building's basement because it wouldn't cough up their candy <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">.
I've never talked to DNG, GA or TonK, so I hope they don't get pissed thinking I'm laughing at them, but still...funny stuff, man!