ON THIS DAY IN NEO HISTORY..
MOUSE WAS OFFERED UP UNTO THE WORLD.
BORN UNTO A LITTER OF 700 HE WAS THE RUNT OF THE BUNCH.
RED BEADY EYES,TWITCHY NOSE,BIG YELLOW TEETH,A SMALL FRAIL WHITE FRAME,AND THE SMELL OF URINE PERMEATED HIM.
HIS BAD HABIT OF LEAVING SHIT EVERYWHERE HE WENT WAS QUITE ANNOYING ALSO..
BUT HES A FINE STEALER OF TRINKETS AND CHEESE.
AND LOVES TO CRAWL AROUND IN JUICY LOOSE ORIFICES..
HAS A FONDNESS FOR NEO GEO SNEAKINESS.
AND IS A GOOD WHEEL AND MAZE RUNNER WHEN REWARDED.
HE CURRENTLY RESIDES IN THE SHITPILE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE.
HIS VERBAL STYLE OF STUTTERING SQUEEKS IS HARD TO UNDERSTAND BUT SOME HAVE COME TO KNOW HIS LANGUAGE..
INBRED AND SIMILAR TO HIS 2000 OTHER BROTHERS AND SISTERS,HE LONGS TO FIND HIS TRUE FATHER.
SOME SAY MICE CANT TALK! WELL ILL TELL YA WE GOT A TALKING MIRACLE RIGHT HERE...IF EVER THERE WAS A REAL LIFE STEWART LITTLE, MOUSE MASTER IS IT..
I COMEND YOU MOUSE! AND WISH YOU A HAPPY B DAY..
[This message has been edited by DRUNKEN SHAOLIN DEVIL (edited April 09, 2001).]