Make Venturis learn english.

I'm not trying to be a jackass. (really)

I don't mind that there is a thread of italian language with more posts than the hyper 64 forum. At least I can read some of it.

But Jesus H. Christ in a smoking birch bark canoe. His posts make absolutely no sense. Can we all pitch in and buy him time every week with Koko, the sign language speaking Gorilla? Maybe she can translate.

If he lives in Alberta, he should be able to speak English, or at least french. If he's deaf, he can still read and comprehend subject-verb agreement, and conjugation. It's only funny for so long, until he posts all over a topic saying things like

"Of course, please shut up. I have leg and arm mean two forum."

"Fact or Fraction?"

"What's wrong with your feel?"

"sega can't afford commercialized. Sega still big crap. period it!"

"How get money? Smart business. The people pay coin-co my arcade. I gather money!"

Seriously. This guy is either a complete Re-Re, or a fake account. I really wish he would be put on some kind of suspension until he can speak like a normal human being. I know 3 deaf people, and they type better than I can. They use proper gramar and punctuation also. I don't buy that "deaf" line.

Just consider it please.

EDIT- I had to add this:

"the people live from europe the ship arrived to north american. the native people see people white beard moustaches. the native people are shocked! haha"

[ April 25, 2002: Message edited by: Daisuke Jigen ]</p>

It is annoying as shit, it's an obvious fake account, cause his posts are just so dumb, their totally made up.

No to mention he makes topic which others have already made.He is a true lamer and a retarded dumbfuck.
I don't care if he is a fake account or just a typical moron...he just serves no purpose here.

Sure he does. Venturis is comedy gold. You don't kick him out for that. You might as well start kicking babies in their soft spots.

Broken English overfucking cracks me up, usually. But I must admit it is quite boring at times, even when emanating from jokes, hoaxes or fakes. Imagine for a second:

"Yo, me name eez Tadaima! Howda ya duin, dawg? Yo, less chill, cuz doz forums be da fukin shit!"

Isn't it a little aggravating?

I've learned to just scroll down over his posts all the time.

NO! I love that man, his diluted grasp on the english language makes me lauge histericaly. he must stay.

I don't think Venturis is deaf he just can't speak English at all. I think he is using a translator. Because when I was taking French you had to place words differently than in English such as adjectives and etc.

the topic made me laught, alot.
i dont belive the whole deaf thing either.
And he called me a chocolate bunny in chat once.
It was really wierd, and he said he was coming over to my house one time also. because i live in ventura and that sounds like his name, so he got excited, or somthing.It was really weird.
and he evaded bans like crazy in chat.

The guy probably has a phd in english,
its clearly a fake account,
nobody speaks this badly for realz,

its a fake account cuz every post he makes is funny and when somebody can't speak well its not always funny.

Go Venturis GO!