Tora Kouhi
Rugal's Secretary
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- Oct 30, 2001
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Judge Dredd residing
Baliff Jigen: In the case of Neo Geo vs Werewolf. The accused is charged with putting an enormous sprite rip in his sig and claims he hacked to unlock his profile.
Judge Dredd: Werewolf2000, what do you plead?
Werewolf2000: Not guilty. Your honor.
Judge Dredd: Where's your lawyer?
Werewolf: I chose to represent myself your honor.
Judge Dredd: Ok what's your case.
Werewolf2000: Your honor, I know the 100K rule, I would never put big sprite rips in my sig. THose people who accuse me are haters that's all. I rest my case
Judge Dredd: Will the DA step forward and give a statement.
DA BBH: Your honor, the jury, and everyone else. It's obvious this man is guilty and trying to make you feel sorry for him. I got a dozen eyewitness. One of them will put Mr. Werewolf2000 in the slammer for good.
Judge Dredd: You may call you witness Mr. BBH
DA BBH: Your honor, I would like to call miss Tora Kouhi to the stand.
Judge Dredd: The witness may step forward.
Baliff Jigen: Please take off your shades. **Tora takes off shades** Raise your right hand. **Tora puts shades back on and raises right hand** Please put your left hand here. **Tora puts down right hand and places left hand on the book**
Judge Dredd: Please take off your shades. **Tora takes off shades**
Baliff Jigen: Raise your right hand. **Tora puts shades back on and raises right hand** Please put your left hand here. **Tora puts down right hand and places left hand on the book**
Judge Dredd: Please take off your shades. **Tora takes off shades**
Tora: **under her breath** Oh brother
Baliff Jigen: Raise your right hand. **Tora puts shades back on and raises right hand** Please put your left hand here. **Tora puts down right hand and places left hand on the book**
Judge Dredd: PLEASE TAKE OFF YOUR SHADES. **Tora takes off shades**
Tora: Grrrrrrr!
Baliff Jigen: RAISE YOUR RIGHT. **Tora raises right hand with her shades in it** Gimme those stupid shades **snatches shades**
Tora: **takes back shades and puts them on Jigen and holds book** Now you raise your right hand fool.
Jigen: **takes of shades and shoves them into Tora's coat pocket** You swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you God.
Tora: I sure do, you little devil you. Tee hee hee~!! ^v^
Judge Dredd: You may sit down miss Tora.
Tora: thankies ^^ii **curtsies**
DA BBH: Miss Tora, care to show the evidence to the jury.
Tora: Yes sir, mr. BBH. Here you go for all of ye to see.
<a href="http://www.neo-geo.com/cgi-local/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=7&t=006117" target="_blank">http://www.neo-geo.com/cgi-local/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=7&t=006117</a>
Werewolf2000: MUTHAFUCK! OBJECTION! THAT'S NOT ME! I WAS FRAMED!
Judge Dredd: Order, Order, Order
Tora: I think I'll go for some fries and a chocolate milk shake.
Judge Dredd: Um, that means quiet Miss Tora
Tora: Oh sorry. Tee hee hee~!! ^v^
Judge Dredd: Objection overruled. You may continue.
DA BBH: Well the subject line says it all. I rest my case.
Judge Dredd: Well with the evidence shown I'll go to my chambers and make my decision. You may step down Miss Tora.
Tora: Thankies, your honor. **goes back to her seat**
(Too be continued hopefully by Judge Dredd with the verdict and sentencing)
Baliff Jigen: In the case of Neo Geo vs Werewolf. The accused is charged with putting an enormous sprite rip in his sig and claims he hacked to unlock his profile.
Judge Dredd: Werewolf2000, what do you plead?
Werewolf2000: Not guilty. Your honor.
Judge Dredd: Where's your lawyer?
Werewolf: I chose to represent myself your honor.
Judge Dredd: Ok what's your case.
Werewolf2000: Your honor, I know the 100K rule, I would never put big sprite rips in my sig. THose people who accuse me are haters that's all. I rest my case
Judge Dredd: Will the DA step forward and give a statement.
DA BBH: Your honor, the jury, and everyone else. It's obvious this man is guilty and trying to make you feel sorry for him. I got a dozen eyewitness. One of them will put Mr. Werewolf2000 in the slammer for good.
Judge Dredd: You may call you witness Mr. BBH
DA BBH: Your honor, I would like to call miss Tora Kouhi to the stand.
Judge Dredd: The witness may step forward.
Baliff Jigen: Please take off your shades. **Tora takes off shades** Raise your right hand. **Tora puts shades back on and raises right hand** Please put your left hand here. **Tora puts down right hand and places left hand on the book**
Judge Dredd: Please take off your shades. **Tora takes off shades**
Baliff Jigen: Raise your right hand. **Tora puts shades back on and raises right hand** Please put your left hand here. **Tora puts down right hand and places left hand on the book**
Judge Dredd: Please take off your shades. **Tora takes off shades**
Tora: **under her breath** Oh brother
Baliff Jigen: Raise your right hand. **Tora puts shades back on and raises right hand** Please put your left hand here. **Tora puts down right hand and places left hand on the book**
Judge Dredd: PLEASE TAKE OFF YOUR SHADES. **Tora takes off shades**
Tora: Grrrrrrr!
Baliff Jigen: RAISE YOUR RIGHT. **Tora raises right hand with her shades in it** Gimme those stupid shades **snatches shades**
Tora: **takes back shades and puts them on Jigen and holds book** Now you raise your right hand fool.
Jigen: **takes of shades and shoves them into Tora's coat pocket** You swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you God.
Tora: I sure do, you little devil you. Tee hee hee~!! ^v^
Judge Dredd: You may sit down miss Tora.
Tora: thankies ^^ii **curtsies**
DA BBH: Miss Tora, care to show the evidence to the jury.
Tora: Yes sir, mr. BBH. Here you go for all of ye to see.
<a href="http://www.neo-geo.com/cgi-local/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=7&t=006117" target="_blank">http://www.neo-geo.com/cgi-local/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=7&t=006117</a>
Werewolf2000: MUTHAFUCK! OBJECTION! THAT'S NOT ME! I WAS FRAMED!
Judge Dredd: Order, Order, Order
Tora: I think I'll go for some fries and a chocolate milk shake.
Judge Dredd: Um, that means quiet Miss Tora
Tora: Oh sorry. Tee hee hee~!! ^v^
Judge Dredd: Objection overruled. You may continue.
DA BBH: Well the subject line says it all. I rest my case.
Judge Dredd: Well with the evidence shown I'll go to my chambers and make my decision. You may step down Miss Tora.
Tora: Thankies, your honor. **goes back to her seat**
(Too be continued hopefully by Judge Dredd with the verdict and sentencing)
