open a "banning" salon.

tsukaesugi · Aug 24, 2003

I really have to work on my ban a bit more. My arms and legs are still dreadfully white.

[ August 24, 2003, 10:47 AM: Message edited by: tsukaesugi ]

Giby · Aug 24, 2003

This is why your arms and legs are getting dreadfully white, you've been using too much of this.

<img src="http://www.orbit3d.com/bbs/banned.jpg" alt=" - " />

tsukaesugi · Aug 24, 2003

My problem is that I've been using too much of this:

<img src="http://www.mrz.co.jp/products/fish/image/photo01_box.jpg" alt=" - " />

Giby · Aug 24, 2003

Then I suggest you try cleaning yourself with this.

<img src="http://engrish.com/image/engrish/soap.jpg" alt=" - " />

[ August 24, 2003, 10:38 AM: Message edited by: Master Giby ]

tsukaesugi · Aug 24, 2003

Dammit Giby, why do you always have to be such a:

<img src="http://www.morinagamilk.co.jp/product/products/product/d/creap/image/product/d004_i.gif" alt=" - " />

[ August 24, 2003, 10:31 AM: Message edited by: tsukaesugi ]

Giby · Aug 24, 2003

I'm not a creap, I'm more of an:

<img src="http://engrish.com/image/engrish/Candy.jpg" alt=" - " />

tsukaesugi · Aug 24, 2003

Looks like you'd better join <a href="http://www.placenta-club.com/Placenta.html" target="_blank">this</a> club then, eh?

Giby · Aug 24, 2003

If I join will I get a lot of:

<img src="http://engrish.com/image/engrish/clottypussi.jpg" alt=" - " />

[ August 24, 2003, 10:42 AM: Message edited by: Master Giby ]

tsukaesugi · Aug 24, 2003

Man, if you've got a clotty pussi, you'd better sit back, relax, and listen to some of <a href="http://www.kt.rim.or.jp/~pctm/analers.html" target="_blank">this</a>.

Giby · Aug 24, 2003

Why should I listen to that when i can be shooting out somë:

<img src="http://engrish.com/image/engrish/spermmouse.jpg" alt=" - " />

tsukaesugi · Aug 24, 2003

You must really erm... <a href="http://www.welove.palm-j.com/" target="_blank">love your palm</a>.

Giby · Aug 24, 2003

I don't love my palm that much. I just love it when a girl gives me a:

<img src="http://engrish.com/image/engrish/bj-coffee.jpg" alt=" - " />

tsukaesugi · Aug 24, 2003

Why would you choose a can of coffee over masturbating?!

You'd better try out this <a href="http://www.u-kihachi.co.jp/~moro/" target="_blank">page</a> instead.

Average Joe · Aug 24, 2003

This thread is full of <a href="http://www.flamingidiots.com/" target="_blank">flaming idiots</a>.

Giby · Aug 24, 2003

See what youy did, now my girl is pissed off since I'm not:

<img src="http://engrish.com/image/engrish/Coming.jpg" alt=" - " />

tsukaesugi · Aug 24, 2003

Average Joe:
This thread is full of <a href="http://www.flamingidiots.com/" target="_blank">flaming idiots</a>.

'Idiots' is too nice a term. This thread is full of complete and utter <a href="http://www.neo-geo.com/cgi-local/ultimatebb.cgi" target="_blank">cretins</a>.

Giby · Aug 24, 2003

Well, at least it's not full of <a href="http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/" target="_blank">retards.</a>

Average Joe · Aug 24, 2003

edit: oh shit, that link don't work no more

That was a good one, damn shame...

[ August 24, 2003, 11:23 AM: Message edited by: Average Joe ]

tsukaesugi · Aug 24, 2003

Master Giby:
Well, at least it's not full of <a href="http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/" target="_blank">retards.</a>

Now that was teh funnay.

tsukaesugi · Aug 24, 2003

<a href="http://www.homestarrunner.com/systemisdown.html" target="_blank">Page not found.</a>

Average Joe · Aug 24, 2003

tsukaesugi:
<a href="http://www.homestarrunner.com/systemisdown.html" target="_blank">Page not found.</a>

Giby · Aug 24, 2003

Thanks to tsukae, I'm able to speak <a href="http://www.americakokki.com/english/english.html" target="_blank">Japanese</a>.

Average Joe · Aug 24, 2003

<a href="http://www.innerswine.com/archives/43pdf/MORONSP.pdf" target="_blank">A moron says what?</a>

Giby · Aug 24, 2003

I couldn't read that, I think I need to take an <a href="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/hand-eye_sabotage.asp" target="_blank">eye exam</a>.

tsukaesugi · Aug 24, 2003

Chisana Shiawase
Urami Masuyo

It's the Little Things that Make Me Happy
Urami Masuyo

Sabishii toki ni itsumo tachi yoru sabireta resutoran

Kinen seki no katasumi de kyo mo hitori dake

Kogoe de dasu chumon wa itsumo no hambaagu

Dakedo hontou ni tabetai no wa tsukeawase no furaido poteto

Daisuki na mono wa saigo made nokoshite oku

Sore na no ni sore na no ni

Anata no shinjirarenai hitokoto

[Kore o osageitashimasu ne.]

YAMETE---!!

Chisana shiawase ubawanaide yo sagesumuyoni hoho emi nagara

Chisana shiawase ubatta anata ishou uramimasu

Whenever I'm feeling blue I drop in at this rundown restaurant

The non-smoking section is where I sit, today I'm all by myself, yet again

In a small voice I make my order: the hamburger steak set, it's what I always get

But what I really want to eat though, are the fries that come with it

I love them the most, so I save them for last

And yet today... and yet today

You tell me something unbelievable...

[I'll just clear this plate away for you ma'am]

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Don't steal my little bit of happiness. You mock me even as you smile

You, who stole my little bit of happiness, I'll curse your name forever

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