SOUTH PARK MOVIE!!

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It is one of my favorite movies, I wanted to know other peoples favortie lines in it..

1 of the many of mine is:

"YOU DONT EAT OR SLEEP OR MOW THE LAWN, YOU JUST FUCK YOUR UNCLE ALL DAY LONG!" <IMG SRC="smilies/loco.gif" border="0">
 

Cranberry Jam

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Cartman: I'm sorry Kyle for being so mean to you all the time. When I call you a stupid Jew, I'm sorry, I don't mean it. You're not a Jew.

Kyle: Yes Cartman! I am a Jew!

Cartman: Don't be so hard on yourself.

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Cartman: This movie has warped my fragile, little mind.

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Cartman: Wanna suck on my balls Mr. Garison?

Mr. Garison: Cartman! What did you say?!

Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What I meant to say was...*whips out a voice amplipher*...HOW WOULD YOU LIKE, TO SUCK ON MY BALLS, MR. GARISON?! *quickly puts the voice amplipher aside and sits quietly, awaiting a response*
 
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LMAO!!

All The Friendly People stop to say hello...GET OUT OF MY WAY...even though the tempatures low. <IMG SRC="smilies/drool.gif" border="0">
 

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hmmm another of mine is when they pull bill gates out and shoot him <IMG SRC="smilies/smirk.gif" border="0">
 

Cranberry Jam

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Originally posted by AnaK:
<STRONG>cranberry, as a canadian how do you feel about that movie?</STRONG>

Personally, I love the movie, as do most Canadians. Though they make fun of Canadians constantly, it's alright. For the creators are Canadians themselves, or so I heard. Either way, we'll still enjoy it.
 

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One of my favorite moments out of that movie (there are dozens), is the end of the Uncle Fucka song:

Right when the song music hits its peak, the songs has played itself out, and the quiet lull of appreciation has come over the audience, one of the two (I can't remember if it was Terrance or Phillip) quickly blurts out: "suck my balls"

I loved it, it made fun of a traditional we don't normally think about by just breaking it -somthing most movies dont do. God I love that movie. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
 

aria

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A few more:

I know part of this one was mentioned before, but here it is in full context:

Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat-ass!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Fuck!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school councelor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... [picks up a megaphone] HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?
Stan: Holy shit, dude.

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Kyle Broflovski: Hey, Mole, be careful.
Mole: Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in the womb?
Stan Marsh: Man, that kid is fucked up!

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[To Phillip]
Terrance: This is worse than the time when I fell asleep and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture.

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[In bed together.]
Satan: Is sex the only thing that matters to you?
Sadaam Hussein: I love you.

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Stan: Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?

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Chef: Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
General: I don't listen to hip-hop.

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Saddam: Whos My creampuff
Satin: I am
Saddam: Thats right guy.

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Saddam: Get Packin Bitch its almost time to go to earth.

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Cartman: DOG SHIT TACO!
Cartman: FROZEN TAMPON POPSCICLE!
Cartman: FUCK SHIT BITCH ASS DICK FUCKHOLE BARBRA STRISIAN!!
(Saddam Gets Shocked)

Saddam: COMON YOU WEAK STUPID CUMBUCKET RESCUE ME!
SATIN: THATS IT!!!!!!
(Kill Satin)
 

John

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My favorite lines are

"When you're out there and the Canadian troops are charging at you with their hockey sticks or whatever the hell they're carrying, remember what the MPAA says: 'Gratuitous violence and dismemberment are okay, as long as you don't use any naughty words.'"--Shiela Broflovski, USO show

"I had to ride my bike here. My behind is killing me."
"Your behind?"
"I have to say behind 'cuz I get shocked if I say a--YAAAAH!!"

Basically anything SSJ Cartman says at the end (when the V-chip goes psycho and shooting lightning).
 
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