It's Official time travel does exist there is proof of a REAL time traveler
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Nick Goracke
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Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims are bogus. Yet the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any Andrew Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002."
Wow. Can't help but think this is an obvious joke/fake story, but man...
Seriously, though, assuming it was a lie, it would be amazing enough to find a "source" that could give such perfect advice on so many different companies.
EDIT - ah, Weekly World News. That's what you get when you don't read the last paragraph...
<small>[ March 28, 2003, 11:50 PM: Message edited by: Nick Goracke ]</small>
Wow. Can't help but think this is an obvious joke/fake story, but man...
Seriously, though, assuming it was a lie, it would be amazing enough to find a "source" that could give such perfect advice on so many different companies.
EDIT - ah, Weekly World News. That's what you get when you don't read the last paragraph...
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Dude, look at the other headlines from WWN:
• Secret Videotape Shows Lions Eating Christians In Iraq
Thursday March 20, 2003, Weekly World News
• 'TIME-TRAVELER' BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING
Wednesday March 19, 2003, Weekly World News
• Schools Will Soon Force Your Kids To Take Drugs!
Tuesday March 18, 2003, Weekly World News
• Fish Has Human Face!
Monday March 17, 2003, Weekly World News
• Bigfoot Captures Sexy Camper For His Love Slave
Friday March 14, 2003, Weekly World News
It's FAKE>>>>>>>>>>>f....a...k....e
• Secret Videotape Shows Lions Eating Christians In Iraq
Thursday March 20, 2003, Weekly World News
• 'TIME-TRAVELER' BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING
Wednesday March 19, 2003, Weekly World News
• Schools Will Soon Force Your Kids To Take Drugs!
Tuesday March 18, 2003, Weekly World News
• Fish Has Human Face!
Monday March 17, 2003, Weekly World News
• Bigfoot Captures Sexy Camper For His Love Slave
Friday March 14, 2003, Weekly World News
It's FAKE>>>>>>>>>>>f....a...k....e
Kid Aphex
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lol Do you guys ever see the WWN on newstands?
Its the black and white one; its not even close to being gossip anymore. All of the stories are completely absurd now. "BAT BOY RETURNS TO HOME; BRINGS BAT GIRL!" etc. I can't believe Yahoo even has the goofy gossip page like this.
Its the black and white one; its not even close to being gossip anymore. All of the stories are completely absurd now. "BAT BOY RETURNS TO HOME; BRINGS BAT GIRL!" etc. I can't believe Yahoo even has the goofy gossip page like this.
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Well, look at it this way... We are in 2003. You want to go back to the civil war to see how is was like. Now you get arrested by Southern forces and they ask you who you are. How are you going to prove your identity? By showing them an ID card which doesn't even exist at that time. My point was that how could he knows what form of ID we are using if he's from the future and even if he knew (from history books for example), he would have to get the proper papers and you know as well as I do that it's hard to get and that you have to know the right persons to do this job.
I hope it's more clear like this.
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Yeah, I was telling him about my pentium 4 and he slapped me in the head. People from the future also wear NO CLOTHES. Everyone is attractive by shear evolution. All people are now connect-a-sex, basically we are all equipped with both genetilia, and the current president is George W Bush the XVIIIII, after they had forgot which number to count on they just started adding stuff.
College will now be online, as the prices for books can only be sold to those with 1,000,000 dollars.
Mcdonalds has finally served 10 billion and 1 customers. The simpsons is still on, surprisingly enough, Homer still has two hairs on his head.
Krauser has yet to appear in a new kof.
KOF is still in 2d, they are proud to anounce the use of HSDHSMM's. Hyper super destructive Hell sprung minute moves.
Nobody actually uses or needs them though.
This site is closed, but spinmaster and a super elite bunch found a underground data basement where they trade tips on the best hats to wear.
The man speaks many a truth, I know these things because 'my name is dyne'
College will now be online, as the prices for books can only be sold to those with 1,000,000 dollars.
Mcdonalds has finally served 10 billion and 1 customers. The simpsons is still on, surprisingly enough, Homer still has two hairs on his head.
Krauser has yet to appear in a new kof.
KOF is still in 2d, they are proud to anounce the use of HSDHSMM's. Hyper super destructive Hell sprung minute moves.
Nobody actually uses or needs them though.
This site is closed, but spinmaster and a super elite bunch found a underground data basement where they trade tips on the best hats to wear.
The man speaks many a truth, I know these things because 'my name is dyne'
