Let's here those Saddam jokes

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Caris Nautilus

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What's the fastest way to kill a bingo game in Iraq?

Call out B-52.

Why doesn't Saddam go out to drink?

Why should he when he can get bombed at home.

What should the Iraqis get for their Air Defense Program?

A refund...

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Tora Kouhi

Tora Kouhi

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Give me two bombs. I need two bombs. Get him with our Air Force blast. Hussein. Attack him with our Air Force blasts.
 
kernow

kernow

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"here" ? spock

I might stop using the internet.
 
smokey

smokey

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Man those jokes are lame...
I rember something cool from the first gulf war

It was an A4 sheet of paper with four pigs on it if you folded it correct you got the face of Saddam
"Find the Fifth Swine,Saddam Hussein"
 
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Sonic1787DC

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How come they don't have driver's ed and sex ed during the same day in Afghanistan?

Because the cammels can't take it!

What is Afghanistan's national bird?

DUCK!

Shit, i used to know a crap load.
 
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John

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I got one from Desert Storm...

Did you hear that the Lakers are trying to sign Saddam Hussein?

They're looking for someone who can fly over Jordan.

Careful how you treat that joke; it's an antique wink
 
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