Chyna got her ass handed to her by Joey Buttufuoco

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This was actually a good match to watch. Chyna got her ass kicked, and got her face bashed in. Ok, maybe thats exaggerating a little, but in my opinion she deserved it. She stepped in the ring with a man for a REAL fight and got whipped. Then after the fight she was whining about how Joey the Butt was tossing her around the ring. Bitch, shut the fuck up is what I say. If she wants to look and act like a man, well it's only right that she got her ass kicked by a man. I'll bet she was wearing a Jock, I think she's a cross dresser. <img src="graemlins/glee.gif" border="0" alt="[Glee]" />
 

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Yeah, I watched that... in disgust and almost horror. That man's a downright ASS!

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Jeebus! That's the only word I can use to sum up Celebrity Boxing II. Darva Conger beat up a gold-medal gymnaist (?), Dustin Diamond pounded the tar out of Ron Whats-his-name, Manute Bol defeated William "The Fridge" Perry by decision (that was a real "freak show match"), and Feminism took a back seat to all-out brutality as Joey Buttafuco shattered Chyna like the piece of dishware she was. And to think, I gave up studying for my Biology lab for this. Man, am I going to hate myself in the morning for this.
 
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Caris Nautilus

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Chyna's built for a girl, but wrestlings fake, so I don't see how anyone would think she'd beat his ass, pro wrestlers can't fight, their just body builders who can do flips, cause it's an act.

Is it just me or does she look way hotter now? Damn I'd do her...

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Does she look hotter? Sure, but that's saying NOTHING. She was almost literally a man with tits a few years ago.

Yeah, she's not *bad* now, but still has a way to go before I say "damn, she's hot". :)

Spike

PS: That Manute vs the Fridge match was both the freakest collection of humans I've seen, AND a huge let down. I mean, neither one did a damn thing. Sad.
 

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Pro wrestling is much more than an act. It may be predetermined, but you can't fake gravity no matter which way you look at it.
 

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That celebrity boxing crap is rigged man they plan this shit before hand that buffocato man punch like a dumbass.
 

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Originally posted by Spike Spiegel:
<strong>Yeah, I watched that... in disgust and almost horror. That man's a downright ASS!

Spike</strong><hr></blockquote>

I gotta agree Spike, all he did really was just toss her around and try to back her into a corner. She was landing legit punches and he was tossing her around. The best was at the end of the fight when she said "If he wants to play like that, he can step into my ring". I've been a huge fan of Chyna and would love to have " Match" with her

<img src="graemlins/drool2.gif" border="0" alt="[Drool 2]" />
 

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I liked the first celebrity boxing personally. It was fun to see Vanilla Ice being knocked the fuck out by Willis! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" />
 

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Originally posted by Drift King EX:
<strong>Verne Troyer vs. Gary Coleman. :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Let me guess, Emmanuel Lewis will be the special referee or the guy that says "The plane, the plane" will be the special announcer, ne? <img src="graemlins/tickled.gif" border="0" alt="[Tickled]" /> <img src="graemlins/tickled.gif" border="0" alt="[Tickled]" />
 

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Originally posted by Tora Kouhi:
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Let me guess, Emmanuel Lewis will be the special referee or the guy that says "The plane, the plane" will be the special announcer, ne? <img src="graemlins/tickled.gif" border="0" alt="[Tickled]" /> <img src="graemlins/tickled.gif" border="0" alt="[Tickled]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

You mean Tatoo? :D
 

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They should rename it "Celebrity Has-Been Boxing." <img src="graemlins/ohno.gif" border="0" alt="[Oh No]" />
 

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Originally posted by Tora Kouhi:
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Let me guess, Emmanuel Lewis will be the special referee or the guy that says "The plane, the plane" will be the special announcer, ne? <img src="graemlins/tickled.gif" border="0" alt="[Tickled]" /> <img src="graemlins/tickled.gif" border="0" alt="[Tickled]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

Too bad Tattoo is dead.
 

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Originally posted by Tora Kouhi:
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Let me guess, Emmanuel Lewis will be the special referee or the guy that says "The plane, the plane" will be the special announcer, ne? <img src="graemlins/tickled.gif" border="0" alt="[Tickled]" /> <img src="graemlins/tickled.gif" border="0" alt="[Tickled]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

Herve Villechez killed himself years ago, discontent with his "child's body."

By the sounds of all this though, I'm glad I don't really know what the Hell all of you are talking about.

Oh, and here's an interesting little tidbit about Chyna these days:

"Her career has taken a nosedive! Joanie definitely has egg on her face. Most recently, she was in Toronto and was a feature guest at Whisky A Go-Go, which is a strip club."
 

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Originally posted by RevQuixo:
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Too bad Tattoo is dead.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Dude, this is FOX. They would bring him back ala "weekend at bernies". FOX will stop at nothing to bring you shocking entertainment. ;)

Spike
 

RevQuixo

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Originally posted by Spike Spiegel:
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Dude, this is FOX. They would bring him back ala "weekend at bernies". FOX will stop at nothing to bring you shocking entertainment. ;)

Spike</strong><hr></blockquote>

Dead Celebrity Boxing...hmmm...
 
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I wanna see Snow vs. Marky Mark, but I know they'd never get Mark to do it.

Also maybe a new Kid on the Block Member vs. a Menudo member or something, their both washed up so they'd be hurting to do it.
 

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Originally posted by BioMotor_Unitron:
<strong>They should rename it "Celebrity Has-Been Boxing." <img src="graemlins/ohno.gif" border="0" alt="[Oh No]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

That's what I've been saying all along. These people are nothing but has-beens. People today are like Todd Bridges, who?, Vanilla Ice, what? These people are nothing but has beens and always will be unless they make an comeback.
 

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Originally posted by GunstarHero:
<strong>This was actually a good match to watch. Chyna got her ass kicked, and got her face bashed in. Ok, maybe thats exaggerating a little, but in my opinion she deserved it. She stepped in the ring with a man for a REAL fight and got whipped. Then after the fight she was whining about how Joey the Butt was tossing her around the ring. Bitch, shut the fuck up is what I say. If she wants to look and act like a man, well it's only right that she got her ass kicked by a man. I'll bet she was wearing a Jock, I think she's a cross dresser. <img src="graemlins/glee.gif" border="0" alt="[Glee]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

At the same time I agree with you but I also disagree with some of the things you say. Yeah, Chyna started whining when she lost. That was pretty lame of her to bitch about it when she wanted the match. This brings me to the topic of when women say "Iam women! Hear me Roar!" which means that women are as good as men in anyway. Also those type of women say they have equal rights as men. So when a women gets beaten up by a guy its a crime but when a guy gets beaten up by a girl hes a pussy ass hoe. I dont understand this. If women want to be treated equally as men shouldnt they change that law? But this is were I disagree with you. Joey is a fucking asshole wife beater. I wanted Chyna to beat his ass in but I guess hes too tough. He did have dirty tricks but to be fare, he did win.
 

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Is it just me or does she look way hotter now? Damn I'd do her... <hr></blockquote> No its not just you. <img src="graemlins/drool2.gif" border="0" alt="[Drool 2]" /> <img src="graemlins/drool2.gif" border="0" alt="[Drool 2]" /> Hey, anyone know where I can get Chyna pR@n!!? PM me with the links thx!! <img src="graemlins/drool2.gif" border="0" alt="[Drool 2]" />
 
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Originally posted by 60 Second Assassin:
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At the same time I agree with you but I also disagree with some of the things you say. Yeah, Chyna started whining when she lost. That was pretty lame of her to bitch about it when she wanted the match. This brings me to the topic of when women say "Iam women! Hear me Roar!" which means that women are as good as men in anyway. Also those type of women say they have equal rights as men. So when a women gets beaten up by a guy its a crime but when a guy gets beaten up by a girl hes a pussy ass hoe. I dont understand this. If women want to be treated equally as men shouldnt they change that law? But this is were I disagree with you. Joey is a fucking asshole wife beater. I wanted Chyna to beat his ass in but I guess hes too tough. He did have dirty tricks but to be fare, he did win.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I never heard of Joey the Butt being a wife-beater. I know all about him cheating on his wife with a minor, but as far as I know, he's just a mechanic who is also kind of a street thug. I was rooting for Joey the whole time, because Chyna is a butt-ugly ape-woman with an ego the size of China.

I agree with you on some level, Joey the Butt was put in a no-win situation where he's an asshole for winning and a pussy for losing. So I think he did the right thing in totally demolishing her. Again, Chyna made a concious decision to enter combat with a man, nobody forced her to fight him, and she lost. She's a very poor sport, and she lost any credibility whatsoever with her performance on the microphone after the match. Joey didn't do anything dirty in my eyes, or in the refs, that's why he didn't penalize him for throwing her down. It's not against the rules to do that, nor is it against the rules to use your weight to back someone into the corner, so you can proceed to pound them relentlessly. Good tactics were employed, it's just all the compassionate whiners are pissy about him 'man-handling' her like that.

The thing about this match that I really like, is that it puts in perspective for all those feminists out there that they are NOT EQUAL to men in every way. Chyna is called one of the strongest women in the world, and yet she got beaten up by a regular street punk, just out of prison. A bum basically. I'm sure that's not the kind of message the feminists want to project, but it's a hard reality that they had to bite on this night.

Even Women realize this fact. Martina Navritalova was sounding off on this very subject on ESPN the other day, explaining how John McEnroe, even today, could defeat any women on the pro-circuit right now. She stated that! Women just can't compete with a man, on average. And why do they want to? Ladies, we want you to be lady-like, not throwing down with Joey Buttufuco.

:)
 
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