Is there anything more embarrasing than 35+ year olds at a 18-25 year old club?

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I'm not so sure there is.

I was at this event thing Saturday where everyone was fucked up on some shit or another (like 2,500 people crammed in a 3 story building) and generally speaking ages range from 18-25. Everyone is either naked (chicks on the stage), almost naked (chicks in lingerie), or pimped out in baggy ass street wear.

So I'm in the main room doing my shit on the dance floor and out of the corner of my eye I see these three guys standing there, just standing, in the middle of the dance floor with their hands in their pockets looking around. I was like WTF so I sort of migrate over there to get a better look and I see these three dudes (one looked like Dion) that were like 35-40 years old wearing jeans, a dress shirt and boots, just like any 35-40 year old would wear out to a bar or something.

I was like LMFAO wtF ASL but I didn't say anything because I didn't want to be a prick. I wanted to know if they were at the right place though. After a while I couldn't stop glancing back to see WTF they were doing but they were always just standing there looking at the fucked up girls with no tops wiggling on the stage. One of the three guys, the chubby balding one, was actually trying to fit in. He went over and bought some glow sticks and was dancing and waving them around. He went up to the guy that looked like Dion and gave him a light show and you could tell the Dion look-a-like was like WTF u doing? cuz he was sober but he just stood there and bobbled his head around looking at the lights anyway. I was like heheheheheheheheheeheh and had to go somewhere else because it was sooooo embarrasing even for me.

Still though pretty fucking badass i started trippin cuz i was burning up and thought my heart was gonna explode after like 8 hours of Jungle. Plus there was like 3 fights and one ambulance called. Dance circles can get pretty fuckin violent when bandana-wearing homies square off. buttrock
 

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Is there anything more embarrasing than 35+ year olds at a 18-25 year old club?
Kids on drugs who stare at pretty glowing lights.
 

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Undercover cops?
A lot of times undercovers will be in a club/rave just to keep an eye on things.
Or maybe they were just trying to pick up some young hos.
 

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Yeah dude they were just after some young poon. Unfortunately they were not very good hunters. Standing around looking old and stuff isn't the way to go. The bald dude was trying to get his freak on but he was too old...and bald. If they wanted to go undercover they wouldn't have stood out like the sore thumbs they were.

Average Joe:
Is there anything more embarrasing than 35+ year olds at a 18-25 year old club?
Kids on drugs who stare at pretty glowing lights.
Only if you're sober. buttrock
 

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Is there anything more embarrasing than 35+ year olds at a 18-25 year old club?
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Just wait 'till you hit 35+,you'd probably want to do the same thing! Nothing wrong with trying to get wit some young ho's.
 

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B.I.GPSYCHE:
Is there anything more embarrasing than 35+ year olds at a 18-25 year old club?
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Just wait 'till you hit 35+,you'd probably want to do the same thing! Nothing wrong with trying to get wit some young ho's.
I have often thought of that and life after 30 scares me. However, there is a time and a place and a way of doing things, and hitting up clubs like that when you're 35+ isn't the way to go about any of those. tickled

Besides, when I'm 35 I'm gonna be banging fine ass single moms and other 30+ year olds. Shit I'm attracted to them now so I'd be rollin' if I knew how to go about getting them into bed. Sometimes I wonder if I just walked up to one and asked wanna fuck? if they'd be like SURE! simply because I'm a young badass. Shit the things an older woman could do to me...screw in her house and afterwards she could make me a sack lunch or something while she tells me about her job and how she got to be so hot and successful...
 

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Is there anything more embarrasing than 35+ year olds at a 18-25 year old club?
Yea. My dad, on the beach, wearing nothing but his swimming-trunks.

That's embarrasing!
 

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while she tells me about her job and how she got to be so hot and successful... [/QB]
yeah older women around 30 or so are pretty hot... and successful. I gotta get me some of those!
 

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After reading this, all I could think of was the SNL skit "The Roxbury Guys" I wonder why that is........ loco
 

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FeelGood:
B.I.GPSYCHE:
Is there anything more embarrasing than 35+ year olds at a 18-25 year old club?
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Just wait 'till you hit 35+,you'd probably want to do the same thing! Nothing wrong with trying to get wit some young ho's.
I have often thought of that and life after 30 scares me. However, there is a time and a place and a way of doing things, and hitting up clubs like that when you're 35+ isn't the way to go about any of those. tickled

Besides, when I'm 35 I'm gonna be banging fine ass single moms and other 30+ year olds. Shit I'm attracted to them now so I'd be rollin' if I knew how to go about getting them into bed. Sometimes I wonder if I just walked up to one and asked wanna fuck? if they'd be like SURE! simply because I'm a young badass. Shit the things an older woman could do to me...screw in her house and afterwards she could make me a sack lunch or something while she tells me about her job and how she got to be so hot and successful...
AHAHA!!! FUCK YEAH I WANTS TO GET ME A MILF!
 

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Heh, I have a friend who just turned 36- But he doesn't look it (He just looks like a dork :) )

And I take him to clubs all the time. We always get his ass drunk and set him loose on the dancefloor.
 

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Originally posted by Feel Good:
I have often thought of that and life after 30 scares me. However, there is a time and a place and a way of doing things, and hitting up clubs like that when you're 35+ isn't the way to go about any of those.
Besides, when I'm 35 I'm gonna be banging fine ass single moms and other 30+ year olds. Shit I'm attracted to them now so I'd be rollin' if I knew how to go about getting them into bed. Sometimes I wonder if I just walked up to one and asked wanna fuck? if they'd be like SURE! simply because I'm a young badass. Shit the things an older woman could do to me...screw in her house and afterwards she could make me a sack lunch or something while she tells me about her job and how she got to be so hot and successful...
 
Indeed! That maybe your thing now that you're still a youngster,but once you're up on the 35+hill,you're gonna want to come back down to the greener pasture.I'm 25 now,and I gotta say older chicks do rock!No commitment,no strings attached! However,younger broads are always nice to have around and they're alot easier on the eyes as well.I know when I'm like 60 years old,I'm still gonna be macking to them young ass ho's,no doubt about that!
 

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I happen to like staring at flashing lights while I am fucked on some crazy mind altering drug.

Thanks for playing though.

Later

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I think it would be bomb to lay a turd right in the middle of the dance floor and see if anybody notices. That's what I would probably do if I went to a club. The possibilities you can do at a rave are endless. Sober people could have just as much fun if not more than the high kids with doing shit like that.
 

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feelgood, have i ever told you i love you??

lol ASL?
 
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