What would you do with a REAL Metal Slug tank?

Ghost-Dog · Jun 9, 2001

First, I'd drive it to work, all the while running over the elderly drivers' cars that ALWAYS get in my way and go 10mph under the speed limit. <IMG SRC="smilies/mad.gif" border="0">

Then, I'd go to my workplace and blast the shit out of it... <IMG SRC="smilies/cool.gif" border="0"> Instant vacation.

EDIT: With all the fear of workplace violence, I just felt it necessary to add that I'd do it after hours so nobody would be hurt. <IMG SRC="smilies/glee.gif" border="0">

[ June 09, 2001: Message edited by: Ghost-Dog ]

mvsholic · Jun 9, 2001

Topic: What would you do with a REAL Metal Slug tank?/QUOTE]

"The same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world!"

heh. Sorry couldn't resist. <IMG SRC="smilies/spock.gif" border="0">

Laserblast · Jun 9, 2001

Let's just say all the lifted pick-ups and gigantic super mommy SUV's will be in for a surprise the next time they try to intimidate me on the road! <IMG SRC="smilies/smirk.gif" border="0"> Hummm should I crush, use the cannon, or use the MG? (After they pull into the 3 parking places they take up at the mall and leave the vehicle of course). <IMG SRC="smilies/smirk.gif" border="0">

Metal Slug · Jun 9, 2001

Hmmmmm,
I'd Park it next to Slug Flyer!

No but seriously, I might make one or two tiny alterations.
Fluffy dice,
Tiger skin seat covers,
Bumper stickers:
"Have a nice day"
"I brake for Bunnies!"
"My other cars another fucking tank!"
White stripe like Starsky's Gran Torino.
Fake Disabled Sticker, (well, you gotta get free parking!)
Number plate that reads "I EAT Z28"

BTW. Nice pic, Ghost-Dog!

NeoDragoN · Jun 9, 2001

Rename it "bonapart" and do a live action dominion tank police movie! (u'll know what i mean if u have seen the anime) <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">

Laterz!!!

[ June 09, 2001: Message edited by: KiddragoN7676 ]

Ghost-Dog · Jun 9, 2001

Originally posted by Metal Slug:
Hmmmmm,
I'd Park it next to Slug Flyer!

No but seriously, I might make one or two tiny alterations.
Fluffy dice,
Tiger skin seat covers,
Bumper stickers:
"Have a nice day"
"I brake for Bunnies!"
"My other cars another fucking tank!"
White stripe like Starsky's Gran Torino.
Fake Disabled Sticker, (well, you gotta get free parking!)
Number plate that reads "I EAT Z28"

BTW. Nice pic, Ghost-Dog!

Like it? I lifted it from Agetec's site. They also have a cool pic of the Slug Flyer.

Guess I should upload the pic to a host, rather than linking directly to their site.. <IMG SRC="smilies/drool2.gif" border="0">

Metal Slug · Jun 9, 2001

SWEET!

Metal Slug · Jun 9, 2001

Thats given me some ideas!
Thanks G-D!

TonK · Jun 9, 2001

I would hit my switches all over the Impalas and other lowriders...

Hopping Tank!

ThePunisher · Jun 9, 2001

Rename it "bonapart" and do a live action dominion tank police movie! (u'll know what i mean if u have seen the anime

Bonapart does look a lot like the metal slug tank does anyone know if Masamune Shirow based Bonapart on the metal slug tank or vice versa?

Ghost-Dog · Jun 9, 2001

Well, looking at the original copyright of the Japanese Dominion Tank Police... it says 1989. So I suppose Nazca borrowed the idea from Mr. Shirow.

chohan · Jun 10, 2001

I would go to the white house and see howgood they can handle my sweet tank <IMG SRC="smilies/smirk.gif" border="0">

Cho

Sifl · Jun 10, 2001

I'd seriously fuck up Southridge Mall in Milwaukee because the arcade removed the 6-slot MVS.
Next to go is Russia and China

BioMotor_Unitron · Jun 10, 2001

Originally posted by Metal Slug:
Fake Disabled Sticker, (well, you gotta get free parking!)

When you drive Metal Slug, you can park in any spot you damn well please. Even if it is already occupied. <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">

koolking · Jun 10, 2001

You know if you drove around with a real metalslug tank they would probabbly ned to close the road so you don't kill anyone. <IMG SRC="smilies/smirk.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/cool.gif" border="0">

Jackal · Jun 10, 2001

Drivers going slower than 8 miles under the speed limit... I'd turn them into pancakes. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

Tailgaters? Blow out their tires with the Metal Slug's gun. <IMG SRC="smilies/smirk.gif" border="0"> Guhahahahaha!

And if someone were to turn right in front of me and nearly cause a wreck <IMG SRC="smilies/veryangry.gif" border="0"> , they'd be getting something stuffed up their tail pipe... and it wouldn't be a banana. Acutally, it would be a friggin' CANNON shell!

Ghost-Dog · Jun 11, 2001

I'd like to take my Metal Slug to a Monster Truck Rally. Sure it's only about 1/10th the size of those big monster trucks, but the cannon and gatlings more than make up for it.

On that note, what would you do with a Camel Slug? Or an Elephant Slug? <IMG SRC="smilies/glee.gif" border="0">

Mercedes · Jun 11, 2001

I will run over whosoever cut in and slow down in front of me! Have no mercy!

NeoGML · Jun 11, 2001

hmm...

I'd take a little trip to Shawn's pad...

heh...

Metal Slug · Jun 13, 2001

Originally posted by Ghost-Dog:
I'd like to take my Metal Slug to a Monster Truck Rally. Sure it's only about 1/10th the size of those big monster trucks, but the cannon and gatlings more than make up for it.

On that note, what would you do with a Camel Slug? Or an Elephant Slug? <IMG SRC="smilies/glee.gif" border="0">

HA!

SHOW JUMPING!

[ June 13, 2001: Message edited by: Metal Slug ]

Tom · Jun 13, 2001

I'd scare my history teacher into giving me a A for the final marking period. I'd take a detour and pic up stuff like a Robert doll(from those crane machines in japan), a Neo Candy Cab w/Sengoku 3 or get a converted Sengoku 3.

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