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BioMotor_Unitron

BioMotor_Unitron

Global Moderator,
20 Year Member
Joined
Aug 18, 2000
Posts
6,160
Now you too can post like a person that uses the worst ISP on Earth. Simply enter the text of your message into the top box and hit the <a href="http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html" target="_blank">Translate!</a> button. I will now post the translated version of this post.

NOW U 2 CAN POST LIEK A P3RSON TAHT USES TEH WORST ISP ON AARTH1!1! WTF SIMPLY 3NT3R DA TEXT OF UR MASAEG IN2 DA 2P BOX AND HIT DA <a href="http://HTP/SSHOTARUHOMEST3ADCOM/FIELS/AOLERTRANSLA2RHTML" target="_blank">TRANSLAET</a>1!1!11!1 OMG LOL BUTON!!!!!1 OMG LOL I WIL NOW POST DA TRANSLAETD V3RSION OF THIS POST1!!!!!!1 OMG WTF
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dr.r.muckly

dr.r.muckly

Galford's Armourer
Joined
Jun 16, 2002
Posts
465
OMG11!1!1 WTF LOL JUST GOT MAH GMECUB WIT M3TROID AND IT IS SO SWET11!1!!11 LOL
 
chainsawyak

chainsawyak

Raiden's Valet
25 Year Member
Joined
Nov 13, 2000
Posts
1,121
W3 HOLD THES3 TRUTHS 2 B S3LF-EVIEDNT TAHT AL MEN R CR3AETD EQUAL TAHT THAY R ENDOW3D BY THERE CRAA2R WIT CERTANE UNALEINABLE RIGHTS TAHT MONG TH3SE R LIEF LIEBRTY AND DA PURSUIT OF HAPIENS!!1!!!1 OMG WTF TAHT 2 SECURE THESE RIGHTS GOVARNM3NTS R INSTITUTED MONG MEN DARIVNG THEYRE JUST POW3RS FROM TEH CONSANT OF DA GOV3RNED!111 WTF LOL TAHT WHENEVER ANY FORM OF GOVERNM3NT BCOM3S DASTRUCTIEV OF THESE 3NDS IT IS DA RIGHT OF TEH P3OPLE 2 ALT3R OR 2 ABOLISH IT AND 2 INSTITUTE NU GOVERNMANT LAYNG ITS FOUNDATION ON SUCH PRINCIPLAS AND ORGANIZNG ITS POWERS IN SUCH FORM AS 2 TH3M SHAL SEM MOST LIEKLY 2 EFECT THEYRE SAEFTY AND HAPIENS1!!1!111 LOL
 
Average Joe

Average Joe

Calmer than you are.
20 Year Member
Joined
Sep 30, 2002
Posts
17,094
HA LADE EMERALDS IN HAR AYES BUT ID ALREADY TEID A BRAECLAT MAED OF GOLD AND SCARLET THREAD AROUND H3R WRIST1!!!!!! LOL 3VERYTHNG WAS WRONG SO WA SANG SENTIEMNTAL SONGS1!!! OMG O HOW S3LDOM W3 BLONG BUT HOW EL3GANT OUR KIS1!!!! OMG WTF LOL WE PANET3D CROKED LIENS BUT W3 DANCED IN PERFECT TIEM 2 A LOVE SO MUCH RAFIEND WA KNOW NOT WUT IT IS UNTIL LIEK A DULAN WIEN WA POUR IN2 A GREIF W3VE KNOWN BFORE BUT N3VAR QUIET LIEK THIS!!11 WTF AL I KNOW NOW IS REGRET SHE FOLOWS LIEK A SILHOUATE ALONG DA COBLAS2N3 BHIND MA AND HAS NOTHNG MUCH 2 SAY 3XCEPT 2 INOCANTLY ASK H3R VOIEC DALICAET AS GLAS DO U SE ME WH3N WE PAS???!!!!?! OMG WTF BUT I CONTINUE ON MAH WAY
!1!!1!1 LOL

I didn't feel like being creative :D
 
Buro Destruct

Buro Destruct

Formerly known as, Buro Destruct, , Southtown Stre
Joined
Jul 27, 2002
Posts
9,058
VIC2LY!111!1!!!1!11 OMG LOL A WIN3R IS U!1!1!!! OMG
 
Loopz

Loopz

Formerly Punjab,
Joined
Aug 16, 2001
Posts
12,871
UR DUMB IF U BUY A REAL N3O GEO WHEN U CAN HAEV DA ROMS FOR FRE1!!11111 WTF
 
Tarma

Tarma

Old Man
25 Year Member
Joined
Nov 7, 2001
Posts
10,061
WTH IS DA POINT OF THIS EX3RCIES?!?!?!?!! WTF LOL MIND U ALTHOUGH MAH ISP IS AOL I FUKNG HAET IT.111!1111!11!!11!1! LOL JUST CANT B THEYRE 2 SWITCH 2 A NU ISP111111 OMG HMMN.11!!!1!!!!1!!11!11 OMG WTF GUAS ITS TIEM I GAEV IT SOME SERIOUS THOUGHT1!!11 LOL
 
NebraskaDragon

NebraskaDragon

GO BIG,
Joined
Apr 8, 2002
Posts
884
TEH SCARY PART IS SOME P3OPLA RILLY POST LIEK THIS1!11 WTF IT RILLY ANOYS ME AND I ALWAYS MAEK FUN OF THEM WIT THERE 137S AND THEYRE ROXORZ AND HAXORZ AND OCASIONAL WOT!11!1 OMG WTF
 
TheBigBB

TheBigBB

Formerly known as dmhawkmoon
Joined
May 5, 2002
Posts
6,152
HMM WEL I DONT SE WT BIG DAAL WIT THIS IS1!!! OMG WTF IMM STIL C3LEBRATNG OVAR TEH FRONT PAEG NAWS

ON D3CAMBR 1TH 202 SNK NAOG3O USA & PLAYMORA CORPORATION WARA ASIST3D BY US MARSHALS AND TH3Y SUCASFULY RADEED NGF!!!! TH3Y CONFISCAETD A SIGNIFICANT MOUNT OF ALEGED COUNTERFEIT PRODUCTS FROM DION AND BASICALY SHUT DOWN AL UNAUTHORIEZD SAELS UNTIL DA COURT DECIEDS NGFS FAET IN AN UPCOMNG TRIAL111111 WTF
 
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Neon_Sonic

Setsuna's Owl Keeper
Joined
Nov 29, 2001
Posts
3,647
THIS HAS B3N DONE SO MANY TIEMS BFORE BUT ITS STIL GOD FOR AN OCASIONAL LAUGH.!111!!11!111! OMG LOL
 
pyrokilla

pyrokilla

Vice's grappling partner...naked,
Joined
Jan 27, 2002
Posts
2,796
WHARE IS DA DOWNLOADS LINK ON THIS SIET?!!!! OMG I WANT ROMS DMNIT BTW THIS IS LESLEI M COLINS
 
DanAdamKOF

DanAdamKOF

Iori's Flame
20 Year Member
Joined
Jun 15, 2002
Posts
8,255
...AKA Leslie on a sugar high. I showed this to my computer graphics teacher and he got a kick out of it.
 
Domino-chan

Domino-chan

, Certified Gamer Chick,
20 Year Member
Joined
Oct 13, 2002
Posts
6,304
Y R U SUPORTNG GMECUB?!?!?!? OMG WTF LOL TAHT CONSOL3S FOR KIDS1!11! LOL XBOX IS MUCH BTAR!!!1! OMG

This is why I left AOL and their chat rooms. lol
 
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Neon_Sonic

Setsuna's Owl Keeper
Joined
Nov 29, 2001
Posts
3,647
AL UR BAES R BLONG 2 US

RIED1!!! OMG LOL DA PIG

SMOKEY!!1!1 LOL DA BAR FOR PRASIEDNT1!1!!1!! LOL
 
K_Dash

K_Dash

Zero's Tailor
Joined
Feb 26, 2002
Posts
564
Damn, I couldn't resist using this program. This is one of the biggest reasons why I despise AOL.

U LIEK GM3CUB1!111!1 WTF LOL TAHT THNG SUKS X BOX IS 10 TIEMS BTAR B/C OF DOAXBV AND TEH HOT GIRLS WUT DO3S GMACUB HAEV???!? OMG WTF METROID PRIEM?!!!?? OMG WTF WHO WANTS 2 PLAY A GME TAHT CME OUT WHEN CHIESLS AND S2NA TABL3TS W3RA AL TEH RAEG

FINAL1!!!1 OMG WTF FANTASY IS DA BST AND SO IS SONY!!!1! LOL SAGA SUKS SHITNK IS SHIT CRAPCOM AND NERDT3NDO R TEH WORST GME COMPANEIS EVER

AL!!1!! WTF LOL OF U R STUPID FOR PAYNG $10000 FOR THOSE ANCEINT SNK GMES WHEN I CAN GET IT FRE!!!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL IMM DA BST SNK GM3R WIT MAH KEYBOARD NO ON3 CAN 2UCH M3!!!!!1 OMG WTF
 
RabbitTroop

RabbitTroop

Mayor of Southtown, ,
20 Year Member
Joined
Dec 26, 2000
Posts
13,852
OK, I just typed in The Romz and got "TEH ROMZ" This thing rocks!

-Nick
 
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ShikiMikoto

Mature's Make-up Artist
Joined
Aug 27, 2002
Posts
1,351
Oh what the hell:

Dickens:
IT WAS TEH BST OF TIEMS IT WAS TEH WORST OF TIEMS1!!1!1 WTF

Pop culture
AL UR BAES R BLONG 2 US!!1!!1 OMG

Sherlock Holmes
CHAPT3R TEH BAEKR STRET WUT NOW?!??!!! OMG WTF I ASKED1!111!! WTF 2BY HAS LOST HIS CHARACTER FOR INFALIBILTY
HE!!11 WTF LOL ACTAD ACORDNG 2 HIS LIGHTS SADE HOLMAS LIFTNG HIM DOWN FROM DA BAREL AND WOKNG HIM OUT OF TEH TIMBR-YARD1!1111! OMG WTF

This was the original:
Chapter 8:
The Baker Street Irregulars

"What now?" I asked. "Toby has lost his character for infallibilty."
"He acted according to his lights," Said Holmes, lifting him down from the barrel and walking him out of the timber-yard.
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Kid Aphex

Kid Aphex

samus' love slave,
Joined
Nov 23, 2001
Posts
9,851
i got you all beat:


WIT TEH MATER OF DA AUTHENTICITY OF DA KNG OF FIGHTERS 200 3NGLISH PAKAEG AES RELEAES OF3RED EXCLUSIEVLY FROM N3OG3OFREAK NOW ON TEH L3GAL RECORD AS AUTHENTIC AND R3COGNIEZD N3OGEOFRAAK WIL CONSIEDR ANY FALSA INFORMATION STAETD AS TEH INTANT 2 WILFULY HARM NEOG3OFREAK SAELS OF THIS TITLA11!11 OMG LOL CONSIEDRABLA CONFUSION HAS ALR3ADY BAN CAUSAD BY INDIVIDUALS WITHOUT AN UNDERSTANDNG OF TEH FACTS CAUSNG OUR ORIGINAL ORDAR QUANTITY 2 B REDUCAD!1!!1!1 N3OGEOFR3AK CANOT 2L3RAET ANY ADITIONAL MISINFORMATION BNG SPREAD IN R3GARD 2 DA ANGLISH KNG OF FIGHTARS 200 AAS AND WIL B ANSW3RNG AL 3RON3OUS INFORMATION WIT LAGAL ACTION!11!!11 OMG ANY OUTSTANDNG MISINFORMATION MUST B REMOVED OR R3STAETD OR B SUBJECT 2 LEGAL ACTION1!11! OMG THIS IS 2 B CONSIEDRAD FOR DA PURPOSES OF FUTUR3 L3GAL ACTIONS A FUL CEAES AND DESIST R3QU3ST BY NAOGEOFRAAK IN R3GARD 2 MISINFORMATION BNG SPR3AD REGARDNG DA KNG OF FIGHTERS 200 3NGLISH PAKAEG RELEAES AND NEOGEOFREAK NGF-USA NGF AND ITS REPRESANTATIEVS AND DIERC2RS

IN!!1!1!1 OMG WTF ADITION ANY INDIVIDUALS OFERNG UNAUTHORIEZD REPRODUCTIONS OF TEH ENGLISH KNG OF FIGHTARS 200 AES TAHT WAS OFER3D 3XCLUSIEVLY BY N3OG3OFREAK WIL SUBJ3CT 2 L3GAL ACTION!!11!!1 OMG WTF LOL THIS INCLUD3S SAELS THROUGH INT3RNAT AUCTION SIETS AS WEL AS N3OGAO BUL3TIN BOARD FOR SAEL PAEGS111!
 
Lagduf

Lagduf

2>X
20 Year Member
Joined
Dec 25, 2002
Posts
51,605
I CANT BLEIVE SOMA PEOPLA TYPE LIEK THIS WITHOUT USANG THIS TRANSLA2R111!!111 OMG LOL GIEV ME TEH ROMS
 
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