Move over Ripley, it's Steve's Believe It or Not! OK today was absolutely unbelievably NUTS. INSANE. OUT OF CONTROL.
I'm gonna list events and take a guess as to which events (hint: more than one of the following actually happened) ACTUALLY took place, believe it or not...
1. As I was exiting my school through the Gym hallway, I stopped by the open gym door and saw the big gym with no lights on, and on the floor was an old man unconscious! I quickly called the police, they came, took him to the hospital, and called me a hero. I was just at the right place at the right time...
(no one else was around at this time in the afternoon, no classes scheduled at that time, remember this is a college)
2. When I woke up this morning, I saw a small snake next to me on my bed! Its tongue was flicking wildily. I immediately pounced up and examined myself, ahem... and then took gloves and snatched up the disgusting thing in a bag and took it to the animal police.
3. Today during lecture class, I sat way in the back and this relatively hot chick was next to me. After a while we talked some, and I realize she worships 2D gaming! She told me she even has a Neo Geo system hooked up and all! She told me when she's not shopping for makeup and shoes, she's playing games.
4. An NBA Hall-of-Famer contacted me via email to ask me SPECIFICALLY to go out on town to do a certain task for him. I agreed, went out, did it, and reported back to him. I guess you could say I was a freelance reporter signed for five hours. One of the NBA's top 50 players thanked me gratefully when all was said and done.
5. When I took the bus home, it was me and 7 other people. Suddenly, this tough looking dude marches to the front of the bus mysteriously. He paces around a little, which prompted the bus driver to order the man to sit down. So he did begrudgingly. He was facing the windows and I was sitting facing his profile. In his jacket side hole, I spotted a gun! He had this crazy look in his eyes as well. So I immediately got off the next stop, and called the police immediately.
6. While surfing the local news today, I found out one of my old buddies is a wanted convict! We went to elementary school together, then I moved, and by coincidence we went to the same high school. We even worked together on a video project back in '99. Now he's a wanted fugitive and I am facing the question: should I call in or not....
7. On my way home today on the bus, the bus smoked up during half my destination, and it really smelled bad. Finally the driver tells everyone to get the hell out immediately. We stood outside a busy road during heavy traffic. So cars stood there, with people looking at us and making wild hand gestures and asking if everything is ok. Meanwhile, I get in a conversation with a 30 year old something man who is running late on a job interview. Nice guy.
8. I no longer like the World Heroes games
Guess which ones are true, and which ones are not... you will be surprise at what's real, and what's not...
I'm gonna list events and take a guess as to which events (hint: more than one of the following actually happened) ACTUALLY took place, believe it or not...
1. As I was exiting my school through the Gym hallway, I stopped by the open gym door and saw the big gym with no lights on, and on the floor was an old man unconscious! I quickly called the police, they came, took him to the hospital, and called me a hero. I was just at the right place at the right time...
(no one else was around at this time in the afternoon, no classes scheduled at that time, remember this is a college)
2. When I woke up this morning, I saw a small snake next to me on my bed! Its tongue was flicking wildily. I immediately pounced up and examined myself, ahem... and then took gloves and snatched up the disgusting thing in a bag and took it to the animal police.
3. Today during lecture class, I sat way in the back and this relatively hot chick was next to me. After a while we talked some, and I realize she worships 2D gaming! She told me she even has a Neo Geo system hooked up and all! She told me when she's not shopping for makeup and shoes, she's playing games.
4. An NBA Hall-of-Famer contacted me via email to ask me SPECIFICALLY to go out on town to do a certain task for him. I agreed, went out, did it, and reported back to him. I guess you could say I was a freelance reporter signed for five hours. One of the NBA's top 50 players thanked me gratefully when all was said and done.
5. When I took the bus home, it was me and 7 other people. Suddenly, this tough looking dude marches to the front of the bus mysteriously. He paces around a little, which prompted the bus driver to order the man to sit down. So he did begrudgingly. He was facing the windows and I was sitting facing his profile. In his jacket side hole, I spotted a gun! He had this crazy look in his eyes as well. So I immediately got off the next stop, and called the police immediately.
6. While surfing the local news today, I found out one of my old buddies is a wanted convict! We went to elementary school together, then I moved, and by coincidence we went to the same high school. We even worked together on a video project back in '99. Now he's a wanted fugitive and I am facing the question: should I call in or not....
7. On my way home today on the bus, the bus smoked up during half my destination, and it really smelled bad. Finally the driver tells everyone to get the hell out immediately. We stood outside a busy road during heavy traffic. So cars stood there, with people looking at us and making wild hand gestures and asking if everything is ok. Meanwhile, I get in a conversation with a 30 year old something man who is running late on a job interview. Nice guy.
8. I no longer like the World Heroes games
Guess which ones are true, and which ones are not... you will be surprise at what's real, and what's not...
