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But no sex or racial materials in it........
I will need several jokes so please help me... help
I will need several jokes so please help me... help
I need some jokes..........
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Daisuke Jigen
R.I.P.,, Dear Friend,
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What time does a chinese man go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty! eek_2
Tooth-hurty! eek_2
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Some politicains are driving back home after going to a summit. Their car crashes in front of a farmer's house. The farmer buries the bodies and the police arrive. The policeman says "Are you sure they were dead?" and the farmer says "Well, some of them said they were alive, but you know hoe politians lie all the time..."
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No sexual or racist jokes?
Ok, you said nothing about dead babies.
Q:How did the dead baby cross the road?
A:It was stapled to the chicken.
Q:What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
A:You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Ok, you said nothing about dead babies.
Q:How did the dead baby cross the road?
A:It was stapled to the chicken.
Q:What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
A:You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
ShikiMikoto
Mature's Make-up Artist
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5...digit...post count! eek!
Well, I don't care if they're lame or not, but you asked for some jokes right...
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Doc, the Invisible Man wants to meet you.
Susan, tell him I can't see him.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Jane.
Jane who?
Jane yer clothes, you stink!
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Hey do you know [enter popular person your friend oughta know]?
Yes, of course I know him.
Well can you introduce him to me?
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Doc, the Invisible Man wants to meet you.
Susan, tell him I can't see him.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Jane.
Jane who?
Jane yer clothes, you stink!
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Hey do you know [enter popular person your friend oughta know]?
Yes, of course I know him.
Well can you introduce him to me?
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how come they dont celebrate halloween in india anymore?
because theres no more GHANDI!!
hahaha get it?
there were these two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other "man its gettin hot in here." and the other one was like "OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!"
woooooooooo
whats a pirates favoirte later? ARRRRRRRRRR
whats the new pirate movie rated? ARRRRRR
how much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced? A BUCKANEER!
ahahahahaha
because theres no more GHANDI!!
hahaha get it?
there were these two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other "man its gettin hot in here." and the other one was like "OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!"
woooooooooo
whats a pirates favoirte later? ARRRRRRRRRR
whats the new pirate movie rated? ARRRRRR
how much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced? A BUCKANEER!
ahahahahaha
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what do you call a one legged girl?
ilene!
what do you call a one legged chinese girl?
irene!
engrish...get it? lol ok.....
some yo momma jokes:
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.
Yo' mama so fat, that in order to kiss her, your dad has to hit her in the stomach and ride the third wave in!
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ilene!
what do you call a one legged chinese girl?
irene!
engrish...get it? lol ok.....
some yo momma jokes:
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.
Yo' mama so fat, that in order to kiss her, your dad has to hit her in the stomach and ride the third wave in!
<small>[ January 29, 2003, 08:12 PM: Message edited by: sonic1687 ]</small>
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I've heard the muffin one before...
Yo mama's so fat, they have to grease the doorframe AND hold a Twinkie at the other end to get her through!
Yo mama's so fat, they have to grease the doorframe AND hold a Twinkie at the other end to get her through!
flipmode59
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Have you seen stevie wonder's wife?
neither has he.
neither has he.
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How about some jokes related to New Year?
Coz Chinese new year is coming this Saturday
Coz Chinese new year is coming this Saturday
Shapermc
Mai's Tabloid Photographer
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G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As
they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the
one who had Clinton in his chair reached for the after shave. Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary will
smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse," The second barber
turned to Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead, my
wife doesn't know! what the inside of a whorehouse smells like"
they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the
one who had Clinton in his chair reached for the after shave. Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary will
smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse," The second barber
turned to Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead, my
wife doesn't know! what the inside of a whorehouse smells like"
