the dumpster in the alley

first off,im laughin,but im kinda freaked..

i go to take out the garbage...

walk down the alley...

see a bucha stray dogs round the dumpster,i throw a rock at em anf yell..

i go to open the lid and throw the bag in..

and what the mother fuck is sittin way in the back...

kinda fuzzy on top,looks like a eye open..

i say,oh no fkn way..

ITS A MOTHER FKN HEAD...

i poked the head with a stick,it rolls down deeper into the can..

i say hell no fuk this,i run home,open a beer and im like what the fuk just happend..

i kinda laugh..

and thinkin of the evil eye lookin at me...

man i aint even callin the cops..

the head can sit there lookin at the newspapers..fuk this

What? Sounds interesting...

BTW, was it:

Human, animal, or lettuce?

Holy shit, where do you live?

Samhain, I'd call the shit in man... and be like... hey, um... there is a head in the dumpster by my house.. I think someone better get it out, cause... I have trash to throw out... and it is kind of distracting...

F'd up man, but that shit happens... atleast call it in, the head deserves that much,

-Nick

I'd rather not ask where you live-but what movie did you watch before leaving the house... smirk

Seriously-couldn't it be you saw a mannikin's head or something? spock

Now BE A MAN-go back and check it out!

thats funny as f**k......lmao
yeah just leave it there...its not as if you knew the guy or anything......did you?

You should take a picture and post it in the War Room... just kidding.

That's fucked up.

Later

shir0

it was just a head........

call that in man...

That is disturbing...

†B†V†

now that you told a bunch of people on the internet,
i would make an anonymous call from a payphone,
just to make sure i did not get in trouble

Dude!

You should have taken that shit into your house or something.

And take pics of it so we could see buttrock

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