Hell, it can be lame jokes, it can be "its so bad, its funny" jokes, but hopefully it's a good joke.
Everyone, try to list a joke or two in this thread... I'll start.
Okay, this 30 year old man is laying down on a nude beach. This 4 year old girl walks up to him and asks:
"Whats that?"
"My bird"
"And that?"
"Those are my bird's two eggs."
"And that?"
"That's the nest. Now, go play around, coz I am going to sleep."
"Okay."
Next thing he knows, he wakes up in a hospital.
"Why am I here?"
The 4 yr old girl was bedside and she explained:
"When you're sleeping, I decided to play with your bird."
"Noooo"
"I was playing with it and then out of nowhere it starts to spit at me. So I got angry and broke the bird's neck. I still was angry, so then I cracked his two eggs. And still not happy, I finished it off by setting the nest on fire."
"You didn't...."
"Sorry sir, I didn't know how close you were to that bird... I'll leave you alone now"
He peers down under the sheets....
.........
.........
.........
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone, try to list a joke or two in this thread... I'll start.
Okay, this 30 year old man is laying down on a nude beach. This 4 year old girl walks up to him and asks:
"Whats that?"
"My bird"
"And that?"
"Those are my bird's two eggs."
"And that?"
"That's the nest. Now, go play around, coz I am going to sleep."
"Okay."
Next thing he knows, he wakes up in a hospital.
"Why am I here?"
The 4 yr old girl was bedside and she explained:
"When you're sleeping, I decided to play with your bird."
"Noooo"
"I was playing with it and then out of nowhere it starts to spit at me. So I got angry and broke the bird's neck. I still was angry, so then I cracked his two eggs. And still not happy, I finished it off by setting the nest on fire."
"You didn't...."
"Sorry sir, I didn't know how close you were to that bird... I'll leave you alone now"
He peers down under the sheets....
.........
.........
.........
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"