How Lazy are you?

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Me... very. Man, we're talking procastination, denial, etc. All the infamous traits of laziness. I'm one helluva lazy person.

Quick joke....

"Hey dude, you're so lazy. If you could be any lazier then THAT, I'll give you one dollar."

"Can you please put the dollar in my pocket?"

SO, how lazy are you?

I'm as lazy as you are. I procrastinate, and when I'm forced to go somewhere I'm either 20 minutes late or REALLY late. For me, effort means jack shit because putting effort into something means you're not being lazy. I always just try to get the thing done no matter how late it is.

But lately I've been struck with a severe lazy streak... your "put the dollar in my pocket" analogy is a great description for me.

Oh pretty lazy,haven't made my bed for about a month now.I used to do chores around the house,now I just make it look as if I'm always busy with school and all so my dad ends up doing them for me.

And at school,well let's see.I copy off other people's work since I'm sleeping most of the time,and my last minute revision for tests are literally last minute

I am a procrastinator but I do not consider myself lazy. There is a line between the two I guess.

COMPUTER, STEREO, TV, VCR ALL BESIDE EACH OTHER, IN THE BEDROOM AT THE FOOT OF THE BED.......IM IN BED FREEZING MY ARMS OFF, BECAUSE I WAS TOO LAZY TO PUT THE SHIRT BESIDE ME ON.......

PLUGGED INTO THE TV/VCR=MEGADRIVE SATURN NEO CD, ALL OF WHICH HAVE A GAME PULGGED IN, AND A HANDY POWERBOARD BY THE BED.......PADS HANG DOWN CLOSE TO THE BED FROM CONTROLLERPORTS........

ACCROSS THE ROOM IS THE CABINET......
IF I COULD KNOCK A HOLE THRU THE WALL TO THE BATHROOM BESIDE I WOULD, AND IF THE LADY LET ME, THERED BE A FRIDGE IN THE BEDROOM......

OUR COSPLAY ITEMS ARE TOP DRAWER BY THE BED, ALONG WITH HAND/FEET RESTRAINERS, THERES NO LESS THAN 4 COASTERS ON THE 2 DESKS THE TV ETC INHABIT......
CASETTES IN THE DRAWER CLOSEST TO VCR AND STEREO, WITH FAV CASETTE AND CD IN ALREADY......

THE COMPUTER SPEAKERS SEL\DOM GET TURNED OFF DESPIITE THE FACT THEY ARE NO LESS 40 CM BELOW MY TYPING HANDS.........

THERE ARE 3 PENCIL CASES FULL OF PENS SHARPENERS ETC ON THIS DESK ALONG W/2 NOTEPADS, PHNE CHARGER AND PHONE (SET TO VIBRATE, SO WE SELECTIVELY "CANT HEAR" THE PHONE RINGING.......

HELL IVE EVEN A HUGE WEAPON RACK FOR THE FEW WEAPONS I HAVE, AND THATS BY THE CABINET.......

MONEY?
KEPT IN A BASKET ON TOP OF THE COMPUTER INCASE CHANGE IS NEEDED, ALL CHANGE IS LAZILY EMPTIED INTO THERE AND NOTES STUFFED UNDER THE PILLOW (FOOT PILLOW THAT IS) ALONG W/PACKETS OF CANDY INCASE WE GET HUNGRY AND 50% OF THE TIME, MY KEYS =\

.........HAS ANYONE A MORE "LAZY" SETUP?

DEVIL_GUI

I'm so lazy that i won't be able to finish this senten.....

Well, I'm a pretty... wait, i don't feel like finishing typing this.

I am a semi-reformed, lazy ass procrastinator. I worked so much when I was a teenager thru High School that I kind of burned out I guess.

I especially tend to procrastinate when video games are involved. It drives my gf nuts. I'll forget all of the day's priorities and tasks if I'm allowed to just sit and play whatever.

I said semi-reformed though, and I am getting better about it. While games are still a high priority, I have been learning not to procrastinate and get things done right away.

Damn it's difficult to change a habit!

I'd say I'm pretty lazy.

No, make that laid-back.

While I'm not really a procrastinator, my philosophy of life is to exert as little effort as possible.

Oh, man, I am very lazy. I put no effort into anything, unless its something I wanna do. If it something someone else wants done, hehe, forget it!!!

Im not that lazy, it's depending on wut im asked to do, if it's pointless-then ya i'll be lazy but if there is a reason for wut i'm asked to do than i'll do it <IMG SRC="smilies/glee.gif" border="0">

I am also lazy. I shaved off all my hair so I do not have to comb it.

You want lazy? I think baths/showers are so tedious I can go two-three days without takin' one.

I don't brush my teeth twice. Once at 12 AM in the morning and once at 7-10 AM (whenever I get up and after I eat breakfast).

Yes, I'm so lazy I can't even take care of my own hygiene. :P

i'm so lazy i had to think twice about posting here...even now im not so sure it was worth it to pull out the keyboard drawer <IMG SRC="smilies/ohno.gif" border="0">