Post Your Favorite Simpsons Quotes!

Ignition · Jan 6, 2003

The Simpsons have some of the best and most classic quotes of all time. Feel free to post your favorite quotes that the characters have said.

Queequeg · Jan 6, 2003

DOH!

and

MMMMMMmmmmmmMMMMM Gummi Venus Demilo(sp?)

[ January 06, 2003: Message edited by: Queequeg ]

RevQuixo · Jan 6, 2003

"Stop creating stupid threads"

...wait that wasn't the simpsons.

K_K · Jan 6, 2003

"you don't have to take that from no punk ass crab!!!"-homer

lennie: "there's nothing left for me in this world goon without me homer."

carl: "i wouldn't say that"

lennie: "carl carlson" (wipes tears from his eyes and climbs ladder into arnie ziff's helicopter)

"what are you going to do send out the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths, so that when they bark bees come out?"-homer

bart: "hey lisa ZAP!!! ZAP!!!"

lisa "bart, that's a blackhead remover"

bart: "ewwwwww"

"look lisa i'm learnding"-ralf wiggum

"see you tommorow lisa were learning what three plus five equalls."-ralf wiggum

police cheif wiggum: "doughnuts i got doughnuts, hey i know you"

snake: (revs his car and hits the cheif)

"(girlish scream) purple drapes i alwas wanted purlple drapes"-ned flanders

"i scrub my back with a rag on a stick"-bart simpson

bart: (calling moes) "is there a homer sexual there."

moe: "homer sexual i'm looking for a homer sexual"

bart: (laughing his ass off)

moe: "listen you little punk i'm gonna hunt you down, and stab your eyes out with a rusty machete!!!"

"wait mister that's a candle you don't wanna drink wax do you"-ralf wiggum

dr.r.muckly · Jan 6, 2003

Homer-
"You gave away both dogs?
You know how i feel about giving!"

also

"Do you know that these so-called 'volunteers'
don't even get paid!"

[ January 06, 2003: Message edited by: dr.r.muckly ]

Spike Spiegel · Jan 6, 2003

This is, of course, paraphrasing. It may or may not be close to the actual quotes:

Moe on a lie detector test:

Cop: OK, he checks out. You're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I've got a hot date tonight
Lie Detector: Buzz!
Moe: A date
LD: Buzz!
Moe: Dinner with friends
LD: Buzz!
Moe: Dinner alone
LD: Buzz!
Moe: Alright.... I'm going to go home and sit and oogle at the girls in the Victoria's Secret catalog
LD: Buzz!
Moe: ..... Sears catalog
LD: Ding!
Moe: Now would you unhook this thing already! I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!
LD: Buzz!

And another with Lionel (sp) Hutz talking to Marge in court:

Hutz: Uh oh... we've drawn Judge Snieder
Marge: is that bad?
LH: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog
Marge: You did?
LH: Well, replace the word "kinda" with repeatedly, and the word "dog"... with son.

Spike

Kim Kap Hwan · Jan 6, 2003

Marge: "Oh everybody shoots Apu! These days it's only a hundred dollar fine..."

Willy: "(Gasp) The paper towels! They're running on double red stripes!!!"

Willy: "Aye, thats a mighty pile of puke!"

Wiggum: "It's time to get the dogs rilled up! mo me mo mo mo me mo mieeeYAHHHH!!!"

Moe: "Semour Butts, I'm looking for a Semour Butts!"

Bart: "My killing teacher says I'm a natural."

BryLmoo · Jan 6, 2003

Eat my shorts

BBH · Jan 6, 2003

Originally posted by Spike Spiegel:

And another with Lionel (sp) Hutz talking to Marge in court:

Hutz: Uh oh... we've drawn Judge Snieder
Marge: is that bad?
LH: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog
Marge: You did?
LH: Well, replace the word "kinda" with repeatedly, and the word "dog"... with son.<hr></blockquote>

Anything with Lionel Hutz is comedy gold.

LH: Your Honor, I move for a.... bad court thingy.
Judge: You mean a mistrial?
LH: Yeah, that's it! That's why you're the judge and I'm the.... law-talking guy.
Judge: You mean a lawyer?
LH: Right!

BeefJerky · Jan 6, 2003

"I bent my wookie!" -Ralph Wiggum

BEST... SIMPSONS QUOTE... EVAR!

Ignition · Jan 6, 2003

Originally posted by RevQuixo:
"Stop creating stupid threads"

...wait that wasn't the simpsons.<hr></blockquote>
Hey, if you think it's stupid don't post.

Dinodoedoe · Jan 7, 2003

me fail english, thats unpossible -Ralf

KaedesDisciple · Jan 7, 2003

Willy: "Ach! That was my retirement grease!"

Homer: "Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree.....AAAAAAAH!"

Hank: "Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe before?"
Homer: "Hehehe, once."

Homer: "Remember what Vince Lombardi said, if you lose, you're out of the family!"

Ralph: "Yay sleep, that's where I'm a Viking!"

Ralph: "I bent my Wookiee."

Ralph: "The bumps tickle my bottom."

Conspirator: "You're going to kill him with a pastry? I've seen this man eat a bowl of change!"

Bart: "He can hear pudding."

Homer: "I agree with you Marge, in theory. In theory, communism works, in theory."

Duffman: "That's a mug you don't wanna chug!"

Jacques: "It is very nice to meet you, Homer."
Marge: "Well it's very nice to meet you Mr., Brunswick."

That's all I can think of for now, but it's early yet.

ray_7 · Jan 7, 2003

D'Oh!

Argentina94 · Jan 7, 2003

TV announcer "The kick is up and it looks good! The ball is turning into a fat, bald guy!"

Homer "Food goes in here"

Homer "Don't quit your day job, Chief. Whatever that is"

Homer "Flanders was a zombie?"

Bart "It's craptacular, dad"

Barney getting sprayed with mace "AAAAAAAAAH *URP* AAAAAAAAAAH"

Barney "Wow! Those gears really hurt!"

Homer "Moe, look over there!"
Moe "What? What am I looking at? I'm gonna stop looking pretty soon!"
Barney "Hey Moe, can I join you?"
Moe "Sure, but It'll cost you"
Barney "Wow! I'll get my wallet!"
Moe "Hehe, what a sap. Now, back to the wall."

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew · Jan 7, 2003

"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers" - Ralph

"Tastes like burning" - Ralph

evil wasabi · Jan 7, 2003

From the one where that girl keeps out doing lisa:

Homer: In america first you the sugar then you get the power then you get the women

From the one where Homer Managed the Country Singer:

Redneck: Hey you lets fight
Other Redneck: Thems fightin words

From the "Bonestorm" one:
Milhouse:this is the coolest thing ever and All I did was enter my name

From Bart the Murderer
Bart: I used to think your gang was cool but Now I've learned that Crime Doesn't pay.
Fat Tony: Yeah Yer right
(they all drive away in limos)

From a few episodes:

Homer (or Kent Brockman): Democracy Doesn't work

[ January 07, 2003: Message edited by: bemanisuperstar ]

Neo Mike · Jan 7, 2003

"The Goggles Do NOTHING"

Neo Mike · Jan 7, 2003

And my doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger out of there.

Look at me I'm Idaho

Ms. Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder.

And when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.

[ January 07, 2003: Message edited by: Neo Mike ]

Argentina94 · Jan 7, 2003

"Beer: The cause of and answer to all of life's problems."

Willeh · Jan 7, 2003

Yoink

evil wasabi · Jan 7, 2003

Raph Quotes

My cat's name is mittens

I heard your dad went to a resturant and ate everything at the Resturant and they had to close the resturant.

Your breath Smells like Cat food

The Webmiester · Jan 7, 2003

Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!

gunrock46 · Jan 7, 2003

"I told you I THOUGHT the cop was a prostitute."

p.s. The Family Guy is still a funnier show.

Argentina94 · Jan 7, 2003

Originally posted by gunrock46:


p.s. The Family Guy is still a funnier show.<hr></blockquote>

"I'm caca for Cukoo Puffs"

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