The I have been beating women off with stick for so long and its killing me Thread

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Queequeg

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see, i got this problem, im super fly, i cant help it, chicks dig me, i try to avoid them etc. but they keep flocking to me and ripping off all my cloths. i have even tried plastic surgery to add some permenant scars all accross my face, but as soon as i left surgery, this nurse wanted a peice of my meat, its not that im gay or nothin, a brother just needs a break every now and then, you know, rest, relaxation. any suggestions as how i can scare away the women?
 
RevQuixo

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Try posting a tread about finding your soulmate...that scares off the women pretty quickly.
 
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Queequeg

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i wish i could, but that idiot Ignition allready did. please hurry with more ideas, i just broke another stick.
 
NeoSneth

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yeah i have the same problem
i am sooo damn hot, the women are afraid to approach me....

no no
fer real....

or i am lying.

either or...
 
Baseley09

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You can cut the numbers down my smearing yourself in Marmite.

You either love it or hate it, so u can get rid of 50% of the bitches.
 
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Queequeg

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what the hell is (a) Marmite? and where can i get some? and its not to expensive is it? well cost is not a worry, ill pay anything! ANYTHING!
 
RevQuixo

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I think marmite is a jelly made from ground up pygmy marmosets.
 
slerch666

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Why not try acting like Raiden?

Or strike up a discussion about religion?

Stick a silver spoon up your ass, go outside and lay with your ass in the air during a lightning storm.

Ride down the street on a pogo stick, naked except for whipped cream. That may have the opposite affect...

You could always do something to get arrested. Of course, then you have the jail bitches after you, and that's not such a good idea either...

Wish I could help you, but I keep coming up empty.

[ January 06, 2003: Message edited by: slerch666 ]</p>
 
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Ignition

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Originally posted by Queequeg:
<strong>i wish i could, but that idiot Ignition allready did. please hurry with more ideas, i just broke another stick.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Obviously you and RevQuixo never read any of my posts there, now did you? You would plainly see that I never said that I found my soulmate. I just asked if people believed in the idea of a soulmate. Just cause you and RevQuixo are both a bunch of idiot's who have never had a girl doesn't mean you have to bash a thread. Respect other people's thread's and you will get respect back.
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Originally posted by Ignition:
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Obviously you and RevQuixo never read any of my posts there, now did you? You would plainly see that I never said that I found my soulmate. I just asked if people believed in the idea of a soulmate. Just cause you and RevQuixo are both a bunch of idiot's who have never had a girl doesn't mean you have to bash a thread. Respect other people's thread's and you will get respect back.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I could be wrong but I think Rev lives with and/or is married to a woman.

Youd probably know that if you hadnt registered last week.

-joseph

[ January 07, 2003: Message edited by: joseph ]</p>
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Originally posted by Queequeg:
<strong>what the hell is (a) Marmite? and where can i get some? and its not to expensive is it? well cost is not a worry, ill pay anything! ANYTHING!</strong><hr></blockquote>For all you need to know about the wonder that is Marmite -<a href="http://www.gty.org/~phil/marmite.htm" target="_blank">click here damit!</a>
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Shred

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Yet another post from the edge of imaginary land.

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" />
 
evil wasabi

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Originally posted by Queequeg:
<strong>see, i got this problem, im super fly, i cant help it, chicks dig me, i try to avoid them etc. but they keep flocking to me and ripping off all my cloths. i have even tried plastic surgery to add some permenant scars all accross my face, but as soon as i left surgery, this nurse wanted a peice of my meat, its not that im gay or nothin, a brother just needs a break every now and then, you know, rest, relaxation. any suggestions as how i can scare away the women?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Are you making fun of me Sucka?
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NeoDragoN

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Good stuff <img src="graemlins/tickled.gif" border="0" alt="[Tickled]" />
 
Argentina94

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Tell them you collect Neo games. You'll be single for good. Just ask 90% of the members here.
 
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FlinTy

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Originally posted by Argentina94:
<strong>Tell them you collect Neo games. You'll be single for good. Just ask 90% of the members here.</strong><hr></blockquote>

So true man sooo true
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Queequeg

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acctually i figured it out, i told them all my real name (bemanisuperstar) and they all ran away, really really quickly, it was as if i had the bubonic plague! btw, i also had tried the maramite thing, but they kept licking it off my body... arnt girls weird?
 
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