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The I've been Single too Long and it's Killing me Thread
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I've been looking for a girlfriend for 3 years. I wasted too much time with on line relationships and missed out some hot girls.....Beth Cone I made out with her in front of her boyfriend (at the time) and He diddn't even care.
My Loyalty to Laurie was too much and even though I could have beth I picked Laurie who was the girl 500 Miles away which in the long run WAS THE STUPIDEST THING I EVER DID.
It's pretty hard to find a girl In Rhode Island now. Seeing a girl by her self with no guy is a 1 in 300 chance.
My Loyalty to Laurie was too much and even though I could have beth I picked Laurie who was the girl 500 Miles away which in the long run WAS THE STUPIDEST THING I EVER DID.
It's pretty hard to find a girl In Rhode Island now. Seeing a girl by her self with no guy is a 1 in 300 chance.
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Get married.
This will cure you of your misguided melancholy.
This will cure you of your misguided melancholy.
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Originally posted by bemanisuperstar:
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It's pretty hard to find a girl In Rhode Island now. Seeing a girl by her self with no guy is a 1 in 300 chance.</strong><hr></blockquote>
I lived in Rhode Island about five years ago and was tripping over girls.
Do you have a kilt, that works
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Been single for 4 years, and I personally DON'T FUCKING CARE.
If you really want to get married, find a fucking mail order Russian bride and buy away. At least you'll know EXACTLY what they are looking for... a US citizenship. When she leaves you, just go buy another.
If you really want to get married, find a fucking mail order Russian bride and buy away. At least you'll know EXACTLY what they are looking for... a US citizenship. When she leaves you, just go buy another.
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Originally posted by BlackSpy:
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I lived in Rhode Island about five years ago and was tripping over girls.
Do you have a kilt, that works
5 years ago girls were plentiful but I was a stupid pubecient fucktard then. Now when I need girl they're gone
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HOLY SHIT! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" />
This has got to be THE most pathetic thread EVAR!! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" /> <img src="graemlins/makeface.gif" border="0" alt="[Make Face]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" />
This has got to be THE most pathetic thread EVAR!! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" /> <img src="graemlins/makeface.gif" border="0" alt="[Make Face]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" />
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Maybe your trying to hard?? I mean if your main thing is to get a girl then 9 times out of 10 your just going to fall on your ass. Something you just can't rush into and if your acting kinda like this if you get into a relationship then the relationship itself is doomed to fail
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Originally posted by Matt Semmel:
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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA! DO IT! DO IT RIGHT NOW! I FUCKIN DARE YOU! <img src="graemlins/loco.gif" border="0" alt="[Loco]" />
In all seriousness, if you want a g/f you should go look for one instead of sitting around these message boards. Heh. Weeeeeetard! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>
You're too young to understand anyway.
I did say I am looking just not finding
Originally posted by Silvergun:
<strong>Become Mormon..you will have a girlfriend and marry in like 1 year! LOL! Me and my girlfriend play the hell out of tetris attack...she loves it. Even when i kick the shit out of her lol</strong><hr></blockquote>
Mormons suck blasphmous sons of bitches.
[ January 06, 2003: Message edited by: bemanisuperstar ]</p>
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Bemani this is one time as of late that I'll not antagonize you. Okay man it works like this... I can empathize with you to a point okay? Until age 21 I had chicks galore that liked me... but as a friend... I was the dude they all came to for advice etcetera, but never what they wanted for a boyfriend due to these two reasons.
1.> I was Too nice... So they'd get treated like whores and come crying to me. I'd be like "hey what about me?" Their Response: "You're too nice it just won't work." Then eventually they'd land a nice guy and you know what? They'd go out with the nice guy never give him any, but then go and cheat on him with a dude who treated them like shit. Eventually I stop being the advice giver and let them to their dooms...
2.> When I was in my off mood (similiar to what you're going through now) I was then seen by females as being "Too Real". They wanted a bad boy with a sense of danger, but they didn't want a man with honor who stood his ground no matter what or if it was 1 versus 10 others in a situation, cause then she'd have to look a blood... and their idea of adrenaline fun was going to a theme park, mine was having them in my '81 280ZX and going Mach 2 and power sliding the car around conrners meant for 35 MPH at like 80MPH. S
Thus I learned real quick that no matter what you do, chicks always want something other than what you prolly have on the dinner table at present. Then again, if that's the case you're probably looking too damn hard in all the wrong places man. Do not go looking in Bars, Night Clubs, Shopping Malls! Nothing but Cholas up in that motherfuckah... Of course if you try going out to Libraries, Art Galleries, and other places you don't normally frequent you'll just set off their Flavor Flav "Perpatrator" Meter and it'll be too obvious as well. My best advice to you as cliche' as it is... LIVE YOUR FUCKING LIFE AND SHE'LL BE THERE.
Because I forced my first sexual encounter to happen (no not rape mind you) in the way of I was on the prowl. Well it happend... at 21 in the back seat of my car! No feelings of connection just some chick gettin' balled by an overly horny guy (me). Wish I would've waited. A year later I ran into my GF of almost 3 years now at Fiesta in SATX... wasn't looking then, just out with a friend trying to enjoy the day and not thinking... I need a girlfriend... and you know what, not looking was the best thing I ever did. I love my lady and she loves me, even if she too has no desire to watch me beat someone's ass or drive at 145 MPH.
Bottom Line... JUST CHILL MAN.
1.> I was Too nice... So they'd get treated like whores and come crying to me. I'd be like "hey what about me?" Their Response: "You're too nice it just won't work." Then eventually they'd land a nice guy and you know what? They'd go out with the nice guy never give him any, but then go and cheat on him with a dude who treated them like shit. Eventually I stop being the advice giver and let them to their dooms...
2.> When I was in my off mood (similiar to what you're going through now) I was then seen by females as being "Too Real". They wanted a bad boy with a sense of danger, but they didn't want a man with honor who stood his ground no matter what or if it was 1 versus 10 others in a situation, cause then she'd have to look a blood... and their idea of adrenaline fun was going to a theme park, mine was having them in my '81 280ZX and going Mach 2 and power sliding the car around conrners meant for 35 MPH at like 80MPH. S
Thus I learned real quick that no matter what you do, chicks always want something other than what you prolly have on the dinner table at present. Then again, if that's the case you're probably looking too damn hard in all the wrong places man. Do not go looking in Bars, Night Clubs, Shopping Malls! Nothing but Cholas up in that motherfuckah... Of course if you try going out to Libraries, Art Galleries, and other places you don't normally frequent you'll just set off their Flavor Flav "Perpatrator" Meter and it'll be too obvious as well. My best advice to you as cliche' as it is... LIVE YOUR FUCKING LIFE AND SHE'LL BE THERE.
Because I forced my first sexual encounter to happen (no not rape mind you) in the way of I was on the prowl. Well it happend... at 21 in the back seat of my car! No feelings of connection just some chick gettin' balled by an overly horny guy (me). Wish I would've waited. A year later I ran into my GF of almost 3 years now at Fiesta in SATX... wasn't looking then, just out with a friend trying to enjoy the day and not thinking... I need a girlfriend... and you know what, not looking was the best thing I ever did. I love my lady and she loves me, even if she too has no desire to watch me beat someone's ass or drive at 145 MPH.
Bottom Line... JUST CHILL MAN.
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I've been single for 23 years straight and I sure as hell ain't tired of it.
I mean, I just could not imagine having to share my life (not to mention my cash) with anyone else.
OK, sure, I'll buy Xmas and Birthday presents, and lend cash to friends I trust to pay it back and so on, but to have to put up with someone 24x7?? I'd go insane!
Guess I must be a sociopath
As for sex?
Well you don't miss what you've never had - right.
So unless I do end up in a serious relationship, there is no way in hell I'm getting laid as a one-off. I've got too many sexually-frustrated friends who would - frankly - shag anything with oposable thumbs out of sheer despiration, it almost makes me embarresed to know them. Getting laid is almost all they think aout!
Like I said - I'm a sociopath. <img src="graemlins/makeface.gif" border="0" alt="[Make Face]" />
I mean, I just could not imagine having to share my life (not to mention my cash) with anyone else.
OK, sure, I'll buy Xmas and Birthday presents, and lend cash to friends I trust to pay it back and so on, but to have to put up with someone 24x7?? I'd go insane!
Guess I must be a sociopath
As for sex?
Well you don't miss what you've never had - right.
So unless I do end up in a serious relationship, there is no way in hell I'm getting laid as a one-off. I've got too many sexually-frustrated friends who would - frankly - shag anything with oposable thumbs out of sheer despiration, it almost makes me embarresed to know them. Getting laid is almost all they think aout!
Like I said - I'm a sociopath. <img src="graemlins/makeface.gif" border="0" alt="[Make Face]" />
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Have you considered homosexuality?
You're more likely to find a man who shares the same interests as you than a woman.
Then not only will you be able to play neo together and share fart jokes and go on drinkng binges but you'll have someone to cuddle up to at night as well.
I do believe Leslie is single...
You're more likely to find a man who shares the same interests as you than a woman.
Then not only will you be able to play neo together and share fart jokes and go on drinkng binges but you'll have someone to cuddle up to at night as well.
I do believe Leslie is single...
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Originally posted by bemanisuperstar:
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Nobody likes mormons but mormons</strong><hr></blockquote>
So what you are saying is that if a HOT Big Tittied nice bodied Mormon chick walked up to you and said "I think I love you, let's go out", you'd say "no?"
So what if you went out with this chick, but didn't know she was Mormon until you decided she was you Soul Mate? What then?
I guess your problem is that you have standards
