Top Ten Signs Your Ahmish Teenager Is In Trouble...

10. Sometimes stays in bed until after 5 a.m.
9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "KISS" makeup.
7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh."
6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."
5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."
4. You come upon his secret stash of colored socks.
3. Uses slang expression, "Talk to the hand, 'cause the beard ain't
listening."
2. Was recently pulled over for driving under the influence of cottage cheese.
1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.

11. Put a monster subwoofer in the family carriage. <IMG SRC="smilies/smirk.gif" border="0">
12. "Churneth his own butter." <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0">

Did you get this offa Letterman or something? =P
Poor Amish are so capped on... =P

you know what im glad im not?................................... Amish <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0">

...remembers the movie Kingpin...
Damn the Amish are funny!

13) When they wear black no more
14) When eyeliners and eyeshadow show up as an excuse for sleepless nights

[ June 04, 2001: Message edited by: Mercedes ]

Amish life must suck. Electricity is a Godsend, what would we do without it? I know what I would do without it, a killing spree. So keep me wired.

play neogeo? <IMG SRC="smilies/rolleyes.gif" border="0">

ROFL! that's damn funny... amish people.. hahahaha