1) Survey shows that the average time a lawyer takes to choose a gift for his child is 10 minutes. It takes a lawyer 45 minutes to pick the right gift for his client.
2) Clothes don't necessary make the man, but a good suit makes a lawyer.
-Milton Berle
3) The judge cautioned the jury, "When you go in to deliberate, for those of you who watch law shows on television, let me remind you that once in a while the district attorney wins."
-Milton Berle
2) Clothes don't necessary make the man, but a good suit makes a lawyer.
-Milton Berle
3) The judge cautioned the jury, "When you go in to deliberate, for those of you who watch law shows on television, let me remind you that once in a while the district attorney wins."
-Milton Berle