Yeah, they look pretty nice, considering they're fake. Even if i bought one, i'd never use it, because i heard this real nasty necrophelia story... Wanna hear it? Okay.
This is pretty sick. You have been warned.
Many years ago, a doctor was treating a malaria patient in a malaria clinic. She was a hispanic beautiful girl, and she eventually died from malaria. The doctor had become obsessed with her, and had erected a masoleum for her (an above-gound tomb) and had her body preserved in preserving liquids. People noticed that he visited the masoleum daily, and it was causing quite a bit of rumors. He closed the masoleum and locked it up forever to keep the rumors to a minimum.
Weeks later, people noticed that the doctor would always be bringing large boxes full of perfumes, fine cloth, and expensive clothing, almost every day. He had also quit his day job for some odd reason. The dead girl's sister had heard about all this, and she decided to pay a visit to the odd doctor. He lead her upstairs, where she found her dead sister lying dressed on a bed, very thin and dressed, with a casted plaster face mask. She freaked out, ran out of the house, and called the police. The police took the dead body and had it autopsyed. The autopsy showed that her rotted flesh had been replaced with fine cloths, her foul odors warded off by lots of expensive perfume, her eyes replaced with 2 glass ones, and get this...
The doctor had insered a vaginal tube in her hoo hoo so that sexual intercourse could be possible.
EEEEEEECCCCH!!!!!!!!!!!
After the autopsy, the police buried the body in a secret location so that the crazy doctor would never be able to find her. Psychologists examined the doctor, to see if he was crazy, but in fact he was sane.
Years later, he was found dead on the couch of an old abandoned house next to a life-size stuffed doll with the dead girl's face mask on, which he had made. His last journal entry talked about how "greed and evil has separated me from the body of [forgot girl's name]." That will not stop my love for her, blah blah blah, we will always be together.
Sick...
That's true too, i saw it on HBO.
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