Write like a wanker!

Deuce · Jan 3, 2003

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TheBigBB · Jan 3, 2003

It's funny because it's TRUE!!!!!

ForeverSublime · Jan 3, 2003

Originally posted by dmhawkmoon:
<strong>It's funny because it's TRUE!!!!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

3. Overuse Exclamation and Question Marks.
Nothing shows your reader how serious you are better than five or six exclamation marks at the end of a sentence. Nothing will make your TA answer your question more quickly than a string of question marks. Bonus points for mixing the two in a question you really want answered. Extra bonus points for stuffing three or four exclamation marks into the middle of a sentence. If anything that should have been an exclamation mark actually comes out as the numeral '1', you can be sure that your reader thinks you are a wanker.
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Buro Destruct · Jan 3, 2003

That about says it all.

NickD · Jan 3, 2003

fuck u man think i got time to waste reading dis shit... how to write like a wanker... nah man gotta do soemtignh esle bfoer taht... fuck it.... i feel like i used 2 much time here...
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So do I pass the test?

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RabbitTroop · Jan 3, 2003

f**kin' fag nazi!!!!!!!!11111

-Nick

ForeverSublime · Jan 3, 2003

Change one or two words in that comic strip, and you have a perfectly good "family education" film for young women.

kernow · Jan 3, 2003

wanker is a very english word (eh bonuskun?)

toy_brain · Jan 3, 2003

I find it rather worrying that I'm guilty of at least a third of all the offences listed.

Guess that makes me a bit of a wanker then.
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BJMFH · Jan 3, 2003

Wanker? I thought they were talking about the euro trash out there.

Here is my list of words and expressions that if used, makes you a wanker.

1. bollocks
2. arse
3. sodd off
4. mincer
5. toff
6. shite
7. posh
8. shag

I can't think of anymore, feel free to add to the list. Or maybe we can just look at one of Fran's posts.

Loopz · Jan 3, 2003

Wow, Chimp's stupidity is indeed well-known.

Verbatum · Jan 3, 2003

Oh boy!

Domino-chan · Jan 3, 2003

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That's all too true....

Write like a wanker!

Deuce

Death Before Dishonesty, Logic Above All,

TheBigBB

Formerly known as dmhawkmoon

ForeverSublime

6400|!!|Kyo Clone

Buro Destruct

Formerly known as, Buro Destruct, , Southtown Stre

NickD

Frenzy Football Player

RabbitTroop

Mayor of Southtown, ,

ForeverSublime

6400|!!|Kyo Clone

kernow

Superior Being

toy_brain

Amano's Drinking Buddy

BJMFH

Morden's Lackey

Loopz

Formerly Punjab,

Verbatum

Rugal's Panther

Domino-chan

, Certified Gamer Chick,