Joe Millionaire Twist Ending theories...

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Well, don't deny it, figures say a whole lot of us have been watching.

Anyone have any ideas on the ending? here are some interesting ones I've read.

A) Evan is offered $1,000,000 to not marry them and just split.

B) The girl who is picked is offered $1,000,000 to leave or stay and marry his "inheritance". She does.

C) Fox gives the girl he picks $1,000,000.

D) The Butler is the real millionaire.

E) Zora is really the rich one.

F) They throw a curve and he marries one of the other girls.

G) He really is rich or inheriting an insane amount of cash somewhere down the line and right now he can't take ownership of it.

H) They knew all along about the ruse and he's been played like an idiot.

I) They reject him.


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VanillaThunder:
Well, don't deny it, figures say a whole lot of us have been watching.

Anyone have any ideas on the ending? here are some interesting ones I've read.

A) Evan is offered $1,000,000 to not marry them and just split.

B) The girl who is picked is offered $1,000,000 to leave or stay and marry his "inheritance". She does.

C) Fox gives the girl he picks $1,000,000.

D) The Butler is the real millionaire.

E) Zora is really the rich one.

F) They throw a curve and he marries one of the other girls.

G) He really is rich or inheriting an insane amount of cash somewhere down the line and right now he can't take ownership of it.

H) They knew all along about the ruse and he's been played like an idiot.

I) They reject him.


Thoughts? Other Theories?
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A terrorist attack occurs 5 minutes before the final episode, and all broadcasting is diverted to the news for the next 6~8 hours, a la 9/11.
 
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EvilWasabi:
VanillaThunder:
Well, don't deny it, figures say a whole lot of us have been watching.

Anyone have any ideas on the ending? here are some interesting ones I've read.

A) Evan is offered $1,000,000 to not marry them and just split.

B) The girl who is picked is offered $1,000,000 to leave or stay and marry his "inheritance". She does.

C) Fox gives the girl he picks $1,000,000.

D) The Butler is the real millionaire.

E) Zora is really the rich one.

F) They throw a curve and he marries one of the other girls.

G) He really is rich or inheriting an insane amount of cash somewhere down the line and right now he can't take ownership of it.

H) They knew all along about the ruse and he's been played like an idiot.

I) They reject him.


Thoughts? Other Theories?
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A terrorist attack occurs 5 minutes before the final episode, and all broadcasting is diverted to the news for the next 6~8 hours, a la 9/11.
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That would be more entertaining as well as educational.
 
Eric

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Zora is really a man...

But the biggest twist....

Evan doesn't seem to mind. eek!
 
Dan Elektro

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Aw, man, don't be bustin' on Zora...she's the only one who's smart enough to be suspicious.

I think the twist could be G, where he will be rich but not yet...but I think it's more likely that he's not dirt poor but nowhere like $50 mil rich.

Dunno. I admit to being hooked either way. If nothing else the show is an amazing study in media ethics. :)
 
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The Butler peels off a face mask....

It turns out he's actually Crocodile Dundee !!

eek!

<small>[ February 13, 2003, 11:19 PM: Message edited by: Awakened1 ]</small>
 
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It doesn't matter how poor he is, after doing this shit on Fox, he is going to be getting endorsements out the ass. Don't be suprised to see him in a bunch of movies either (hey, if DMX can be in movies, then ANYTHING is possible). So if the woman is a gold digger, and is smart, she will see this and still go after him. Personally, I think that he hooks up with one of the rejected girls. That one blonde bitch is obviously in it for the money, and the brunette doesn't even look like she wants to be with him anyway. Who the hell knows. Maybe him and the butler get together and make gay porn videos.
 
Dan Elektro

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Awakened1:
The Butler peels off a face mask....

It turns out he's actually Crocodile Dundee !!

eek!
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No! Different Paul Hogan! :)

I kinda would love it if the butler was the one with the $50 mil...
 
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Eric:
Zora is really a man...

But the biggest twist....

Evan doesn't seem to mind. eek!
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SonGohan:
Who the hell knows. Maybe him and the butler get together and make gay porn videos.
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A combination of these two would be about the Jerry Springer type outcome.
 
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I think he will deny both, then get crushed to death at his job. Shortly after, his body parts will be sold on ebay.
 
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