suicide test. YES, another one of those.

mookystains · Feb 12, 2003

How would you kill yourself?
i know its morbid, but i dont care.

heres mine.

YOU WOULD SLIT YOUR WRISTS. you are obsessed with morbidity, pain, and, most of all, death. you're a creative and intense person, but you often allow yourself to be consumed with giving voice to your suffering; this sets you apart from others and adds tension to the few relationships that you do have. you think of misery as poetic and regard your own unhappiness as the price of being intelligent and self-aware.

EDIT: i should include the link

<a href="http://throwmeaway.com/soliloquy/quizzes/suicide/" target="_blank">http://throwmeaway.com/soliloquy/quizzes/suicide/</a>

[ February 12, 2003, 08:08 PM: Message edited by: mookystains ]

FeelGood · Feb 12, 2003

I hate links too dude, fuck em all. very_ang

(except the one in your sig)

mookystains · Feb 12, 2003

FeelGood:
I hate links too dude, fuck em all. very_ang

(except the one in your sig)

OMG thanx ASL?!

SPINMASTER X · Feb 12, 2003

<img src="http://www.throwmeaway.com/soliloquy/quizzes/suicide/_hg.gif" alt=" - " />
YOU WOULD HANG YOURSELF. you both crave and fear death. you're fairly certain that you wouldn't actually commit suicide, but you often fantasize about it because you can't think of any other way to escape living a life that you hate. you're wary about doing anything irreversible and you have a healthy awareness of the repercussions of your actions.

FeelGood · Feb 12, 2003

YOU WOULD HANG YOURSELF. you both crave and fear death. you're fairly certain that you wouldn't actually commit suicide, but you often fantasize about it because you can't think of any other way to escape living a life that you hate. you're wary about doing anything irreversible and you have a healthy awareness of the repercussions of your actions.

wtf?

ThePunisher · Feb 12, 2003

yo screw that site I was taking the quiz but none of the answers are mine.

how do you feel about self mutalation?

My answer: It's the most moronic activity a living thing could do.

the closest thing they had was "i never did it but I sympathize with people"

edit:
you cant trust me i was too curious so I took it. spinmaster we got something in common we're both hangers. Cool! eek_2

[ February 12, 2003, 08:34 PM: Message edited by: ThePunisher ]

K_K · Feb 12, 2003

i got the same thing spinmaster did, but that test is full of holes and it doesn't encompass people like me who know death happens to everyone and accept that, but i also have a life!!! fucking stupid goth kids make tests like that. "ohh life sucks, and i want friends so i cut my self and blow my cat", fucking douchebags. "i'm a stupid white suburban kid who thinks life sucks because i'm failing calculus and i don't have any friends." fucking cocksuckers.

SPINMASTER X · Feb 12, 2003

yeah those questions are fucked up. I had to answer them to the best of my ability. A lot of them didn't have the answers i'd give. However the analysis got me right on the dot for some odd reason.

BeefJerky · Feb 12, 2003

I got hanging.

Personally, I'd prefer death to life. Quiet, serene, and empty.

Life is a terminal illness after all.

less than joseph · Feb 12, 2003

<img src="http://www.throwmeaway.com/soliloquy/quizzes/suicide/_dr.gif" alt=" - " />

[ February 12, 2003, 09:07 PM: Message edited by: joseph ]

ThePunisher · Feb 12, 2003

i got the same thing spinmaster did, but that test is full of holes and it doesn't encompass people like me who know death happens to everyone and accept that, but i also have a life!!! fucking stupid goth kids make tests like that. "ohh life sucks, and i want friends so i cut my self and blow my cat", fucking douchebags. "i'm a stupid white suburban kid who thinks life sucks because i'm failing calculus and i don't have any friends." fucking cocksuckers.

right on!! buttrock

SPINMASTER X · Feb 12, 2003

I think that test was racist, i'm black so it automatically gave me a noose. ITS FUCKIN RACIST AND I'M BOYCOTTING THAT SITE DAMMIT! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! very_ang very_ang very_ang

Eric · Feb 12, 2003

<img src="http://www.throwmeaway.com/soliloquy/quizzes/suicide/_dr.gif" alt=" - " />

YOU WOULD DROWN YOURSELF. you are considerably jaded, even apathetic, about life. you find death desirable, but you aren't particularly concerned with suicide. you're strong and opinionated. if you did decide to kill yourself, it would be on a whim, and you wouldn't want to be pitied by those you'd leave behind.

Jaded they say...hmm...

Editor's Note: Post Count + 1 !!

[ February 12, 2003, 09:19 PM: Message edited by: Eric ]

TheBigBB · Feb 12, 2003

Yeah, I could not take the test because there weren't any answers that fit me.

Frame Gride · Feb 12, 2003

I was hanged too

toy_brain · Feb 12, 2003

Wheee......
I'm another hangar, just like the majority of people here.

Joy. loco

Cnidarian · Feb 13, 2003

Yay, I am a bleeder... :o
(wrists)

I actually agree on this method, I would rather die slowly losing my blood than drowning, suffocating, overdose, fire, electrocution, bludgeoning or gunshot. Though I always wondered what decapitation would be like...

Pretty stupid test, with limited/linear answers, but hey we all have to go at sometime, its a part of life.

Zeekade Zarathos · Feb 13, 2003

FeelGood · Feb 13, 2003

I would MUNG myself to death...repeatedly.

subcons · Feb 13, 2003

<img src="http://www.angelfire.lycos.com/droid/subcons/images/_ax.gif" alt=" - " />

YOU WOULD ASPHYXIATE YOURSELF.
You're smart enough to realize that death isn't something to be toyed with, but you still have the occasional suicidal impluse or desire. You are extremely cautious where it comes to self-mutilation, self-abuse, and substance abuse. If you were going to commit suicide, you'd want it to be as painless as possible.

Eh... fuck that.

[ February 13, 2003, 12:28 AM: Message edited by: subcons ]

theneocheesewedge · Feb 13, 2003

i got hanging, but i would never kill myself.
only cowards kill themselves. it's the easy way out. life is something that should be cherished, not thrown away.

RabbitTroop · Feb 13, 2003

Hanger here too. man what a poorly designed site, I am sure it was for effect, but I had to highlite the text to read it... Maybe I need to adjust the old gamma, or I could just go hang myself.

As for the way I would like to die... in a flaming car wreck... Annie Hall anyone:

"Can i confess something? I tell you this because as an artist, I think you'll understand. Sometimes when I'm driving on the road at night, I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast, I have this sudden impuls to turn the wheel quickly head on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion, the sound of shattering glass, the flames rising out of the fueling gasoline. "

-Nick

Cnidarian · Feb 13, 2003

Here's a quote from one of my favorite manga: wink

Snakeman: "I... I AM THE SNAKEMAN. I WILL NOT BE

KILLED.... BY YOU PIECES OF SHIT!"

cuts open stomach, dice fall out, *PIK*PLAK*

"I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DIE...

IN THE SNOW, COVERED IN BLOOD."

millions of dice explode from stomach, *GOOSH*SKLATTER*

supergoose · Feb 13, 2003

YOU WOULD HANG YOURSELF. you both crave and fear death. you're fairly certain that you wouldn't actually commit suicide, but you often fantasize about it because you can't think of any other way to escape living a life that you hate. you're wary about doing anything irreversible and you have a healthy awareness of the repercussions of your actions.

not a good idea, actually. my uncle did that (almost) exactly five years ago.

edit : he walked the dog, found a nice tree, my cousin (16 years old) found him, the dog sat next to the tree, i've seen my grandma & grandpa crying ...

[ February 13, 2003, 06:25 AM: Message edited by: supergoose79 ]

ttooddddyy · Feb 13, 2003

Hanging here.

I rekon a 40oz bottle of good Malt Scotch (enjoyed slowly),a few valium and a hose from the exhaust into the car would be easier less pain and less grief for whoever walks in first. Who wants to die anyway lifes a hoot spock

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