The Boss Fight in DOA 3 is........

Michael Yagami · Dec 29, 2002

Completely and utterly fucking retarded! One minute I'm playing an average 3D fighter and the next thing I know I'm playing Supreme Warrior in fucking Hi-Rez. What a crock of shit!

Yagami

Body rip · Dec 29, 2002

Actually my good friend, the whole game is "completely and utterly fucking retarded". DOA3 gobbles anal sewage, and if it weren't for Tina's tits, I wouldn't have a copy, nor would my penis force me to lay down $50 for previous and upcoming installments.

My personal opinion: The boss fight is a high point; I like that whole 360 degree perspective when Omega/Genra shows up. My only gripe is his projectile euphoria... <img src="graemlins/annoyed.gif" border="0" alt="[Annoyed]" /> If you mean retarded by this, then I will agree.

Average Joe · Dec 29, 2002

Originally posted by Body rip:
Actually my good friend, the whole game is "completely and utterly fucking retarded". DOA3 gobbles anal sewage, and if it weren't for Tina's tits, I wouldn't have a copy, nor would my penis force me to lay down $50 for previous and upcoming installments.

My personal opinion: The boss fight is a high point; I like that whole 360 degree perspective when Omega/Genra shows up. My only gripe is his projectile euphoria... <img src="graemlins/annoyed.gif" border="0" alt="[Annoyed]" /> If you mean retarded by this, then I will agree.<hr></blockquote>

Agreed.

The boss battle was one aspect of the game I actually found myself enjoying, it was kind of fun to dodge a massive onslaught of annoying projectiles.

And Kasumi has a better rack while Tina has the nicer ass.

toy_brain · Dec 29, 2002

DOA3's boss fight is just plain ANNOYING!

The boss itself is piss-easy, but the odd camera angle just screws things up when it comes to judjing your distance from him, and the controls dont mate a lot of sence when you are looking at things from that odd perspective.

Bah!.....grumble grumbe.....stupid boss....

MegaDrive20XX · Dec 29, 2002

Between LEON and the last boss with it's odd camera angles... YES this sucks! But the game does not suck man! Virtua Fighter it's not but its a good game and I await part 4, hopefully without the damn camera angle.

K_K · Dec 29, 2002

now who was it that cauht their friends younger brother jacking off to this: "completely and utterly fucking retarded" game?

RabbitTroop · Dec 29, 2002

Originally posted by Kim _Kaphwan:
now who was it that cauht their friends younger brother jacking off to this: "completely and utterly fucking retarded" game?<hr></blockquote>

This truly is a new video game era

-Nick

evil wasabi · Dec 29, 2002

DOA3, Xbox exclusive still? thank GOD...any more of this moronic game and it's retarded idea for a boss, and I would start playing RISE OF THE ROBOTS ON 3DO! Sometimes...I still smile, when I remember selling my Xbox for a Neo Geo...

Average Joe · Dec 29, 2002

Originally posted by Kim _Kaphwan:
now who was it that cauht their friends younger brother jacking off to this: "completely and utterly fucking retarded" game?<hr></blockquote>

I remember that thread (forget who started it though), funny stuff.

evil wasabi · Dec 29, 2002

What's so Moronic about it? It's Virtua Fighter with a slightly Deeper system )YES I DID SAY IT'S DEEPER THAN VF and it PPP Open PPP open PPP Block PPP Open for attack again engine that hasn't changed once)

However I am Boycotting Beach Volley ball. Because there isn't any bare tits like promised.

What if DOA was on the Neo........ then you'd all love it.

I think DOA3 is one of the better fighters on anything. I liked DOA 2 better than Soul Caliber even so it's not XBOX fanboyism

[ December 29, 2002: Message edited by: bemanisuperstar ]

Kid Aphex · Dec 29, 2002

Originally posted by bemanisuperstar:


geeeeeez it's a good game.<hr></blockquote>

Nah

evil wasabi · Dec 29, 2002

Originally posted by Kid Aphex:


Nah<hr></blockquote>

It's deeper than Virtua Fighter. All you do is PPP then you're open for attack then PPP again.

Kid Aphex · Dec 29, 2002

Originally posted by bemanisuperstar:


It's deeper than Virtua Fighter. All you do is PPP then you're open for attack then PPP again.<hr></blockquote>

That's the stupidest statement you've EVER MADE on these boards; and that is QUITE the accomplishment.

evil wasabi · Dec 29, 2002

Originally posted by Kid Aphex:


That's the stupidest statement you've EVER MADE on these boards; and that is QUITE the accomplishment.<hr></blockquote>

but it's true. save for VF3 which has the Evade button wich did add a deepness nobody liked

evil wasabi · Dec 29, 2002

By the way I am not dissing Virtua fighter. But you shouldn't dis DOA 3 cuz it has boucny titties

Michael Yagami · Dec 29, 2002

Originally posted by Average Joe:


I remember that thread (forget who started it though), funny stuff.<hr></blockquote>

It was either Body Rip or Feel Good.

Yagami

[ December 30, 2002: Message edited by: Michael Yagami ]

Megatron X · Dec 30, 2002

Originally posted by Michael Yagami:


It was either Body Rip or Feel Good.

Yagami

[ December 30, 2002: Message edited by: Michael Yagami ]<hr></blockquote>

I'm aiming for FeelGood. It had to be him.

Plisken · Dec 30, 2002

Dude, everyone knows DOA has the shittest bosses ever.

DOA: Uber-Lame Akuma Ripoff
DOA2: Stupid Big Nosed, Cheap Ass Twat.
DOA3: Ridiculous Retarded Eye Blur Bullshit.

Body rip · Dec 30, 2002

Originally posted by Michael Yagami:


It was either Body Rip or Feel Good.

Yagami

[ December 30, 2002: Message edited by: Michael Yagami ]<hr></blockquote>

Wow! You guys have very good memories. I started that thread: "It ain't supposed to be like this, is it?"

Yes, I caught my buddy's brother wacking off to an idling Kasumi. I've since learned to laugh at the incident, but it still is pretty pathetic to say the least.

As much as I have gaming hots for Tina, I can honestly say I've never squeezed one off to her...at least not yet anyway.

Michael Yagami · Dec 30, 2002

Originally posted by Body rip:


Wow! You guys have very good memories. I started that thread: "It ain't supposed to be like this, is it?"

Yes, I caught my buddy's brother wacking off to an idling Kasumi. I've since learned to laugh at the incident, but it still is pretty pathetic to say the least.

As much as I have gaming hots for Tina, I can honestly say I've never squeezed one off to her...at least not yet anyway.<hr></blockquote>

With a thread like that, how the hell could we forget?!?

Yagami

Average Joe · Dec 30, 2002

Originally posted by Body rip:


Wow! You guys have very good memories. I started that thread: "It ain't supposed to be like this, is it?"

Yes, I caught my buddy's brother wacking off to an idling Kasumi. I've since learned to laugh at the incident, but it still is pretty pathetic to say the least.

As much as I have gaming hots for Tina, I can honestly say I've never squeezed one off to her...at least not yet anyway.<hr></blockquote>

That's still one of the funniest things I've ever read on this site.

The Boss Fight in DOA 3 is........

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