What kind of fighter are you?

Ignition

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Let's say some guy was talking mad shit about you. You were sick of his shit talking....so how do you handle your business? Do you quickly stick him in the face and run, do you hit him in the balls and run, do you go aggro on his ass, do you walk away, or do you start crying like a bitch or you handle it some other way?

I know many of you may lie, but try to be honest folks. I know that many of us have different techniques in a fight. I mean sometimes you can't do nothing else but fight. Some people need to be put in their place and teach them some fucking manners. I just fucking hate arrogant fuckers who think there all badass, but once there in a real fight there the ones that start crying on the first hit.
 

pac-man

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I have never have had an encounter like that and all I would say is "I'll let you know when I care" and walk off.

To me voilence doesn't do anything for me. You still feel the same way about them even if you have bashed the shit out of them. <img src="graemlins/spock.gif" border="0" alt="[Spock]" />

[ December 28, 2002: Message edited by: pac-man ]</p>
 

evil wasabi

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I'm cold in battle. I try to avoid it but if I'm pissed. I go for the neck and try to chock the mother fucker out.
 

Devil_Gans

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Depends on the situation.If he is not worth my time, i would just ignore and let the fucker whine for all i care.If he really gets underneath my skin by throwing a punch or if he starts insulting me continuosly, i would be eager punch his throat.I agree that sometimes you have got to fight but sometimes fighting can be avoided.It really depends on the situation.
 

Michael Yagami

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My instinct is to place my boot swiftly into their balls and then pick a joint (usually the knee as they're quiet easy to disable) and destroy it. I don't fight much, but when I do I do.

Yagami
 

gunrock46

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I've only had a few, but in all I just stood my ground until I had to run. It's best to beat the guy until he says he's had enough. Works the best for that person not talkin shit in the future when he's said he's a bitch after you w00p him. It's worked for me twice now.

Don't just punch and run either. That's for pussies. If you're gonna talk shit and get knocked out or knock somebody out don't, take off like a bitch it'll only get worse later.
 
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Despite my barbarism beliefs I do tend to try and defuse the situation/dilemma brewing before me. Generally as a rule of thumb I ask the ppl provoking me to let it lie... they have 3 chances and not a 4th providing I don't feel like leaving the place I happen to be at... or I decide it's not worth the hospital bills should I be faced down by law enforcement nor have charges against me. BUT, if provoked or someone goes past my 3rd warning... I PUT PPL IN THE HOSPITAL. Dead serious folks. I don't proclaim to be a bad ass, or some kung fu master cause I'm not... I'm just the guy who if you start something with me 9 times out of 10 I'm going to finish it... generally ppl with broken collar bones, broken noses, and the occasional torn open mouth. I don't lug around in my steel toes anymore since I try not to go for broke... but I still fight dirty if and when the situation arises because once the fight begins it's generally over in 45 seconds to a minute, and then I split the scene if I can.

I Believe in Fists & edged weapons over guns, but if some punk motherfucker DID break em' out and shoot up the house or something like that, let's just say that Ringo Lam & Takeshi Kitano movies would manifest in real life and ppl would learn never to fuck with my crest (A grizzly bear with two swords crossing under it... I won't specify what types of swords however)
 

Average Joe

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I'd bite his nose off then proceed to suck the blood from the gaping hole that was once a part of his face.

The things I wouldn't do to taste your blood...
 

Megatron X

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The person can talk all the shit he wants, BUT if he lays his hands on me I'll punch him in the face immediately and kick him in the balls. Like that he won't talk shit no more.
Honestly, I hate fighting. What's the good in it?
 

Average Joe

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Originally posted by Megatron X:
<strong>The person can talk all the shit he wants, BUT if he lays his hands on me I'll punch him in the face immediately and kick him in the balls. Like that he won't talk shit no more.
Honestly, I hate fighting. What's the good in it?</strong><hr></blockquote>

On a serious note, this is how I feel.

But instead of kicking him in the balls, I would just continue to punch him until his teeth marks are firmly imprinted in my knuckle bones.
 

toy_brain

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Man its been ages since i've been in a fight.
I guess if anyone did start insulting me I would just walk away. I really cant be bothered to spend days with a brused face just because someone was being an idiot.

However, If a fight does start (and this is going way back into mt school days), I usually end up resorting to hair-pulling, eye-poking, scratching or a kick in the balls.

I fight like a girl.....
 

Ignition

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Originally posted by toy_brain:
<strong>Man its been ages since i've been in a fight.
I guess if anyone did start insulting me I would just walk away. I really cant be bothered to spend days with a brused face just because someone was being an idiot.

However, If a fight does start (and this is going way back into mt school days), I usually end up resorting to hair-pulling, eye-poking, scratching or a kick in the balls.

I fight like a girl.....</strong><hr></blockquote>
At least your man enough to say that you fight like a girl. I give you props for that man.....
 

slerch666

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I avoid fights at all costs (only ever been in one), and if I am in one, I fight dirty. Knees, balls neck.

Kick him in the knee to stun him or bring him down, then kick to the balls. When he hunches forward, like all men do when hit in the testes (unless they colapse totally), THAT'S when you hit the motherfucker in the neck. This gives plenty of time to run before the fucker comes to and can hit back! Of course, this is all moot if he brings his Peeps and you have none, since they are likely to jump all over you when you start fighting dirty.

Why do I fight this way? I am a 130 pound skinny ass pussy. I have the bare minimum as far as muscles are concerned, and if someone bigger than me wants to fight, I've gotta do something to make it SEEM even to me.

Yes, I fight like a dirty bitch.
 

zorro

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I fight with lots of counters and not too many combos, I use more skill. I play games like cvs2 and lb2. and I can beat any of you even leslie! <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />
 

RabbitTroop

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Originally posted by Average Joe:
<strong>

On a serious note, this is how I feel.

But instead of kicking him in the balls, I would just continue to punch him until his teeth marks are firmly imprinted in my knuckle bones.</strong><hr></blockquote>

That doesn't take long, let me tell you :)

-Nick
 

Magician

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What kind of fighter?...

...Aggressivous Corneris Cheeseyah... <img src="graemlins/loco.gif" border="0" alt="[Loco]" /> :p :D
 

Devil_Gans

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Punching him real hard at the solar plexus could make him vomit blood.Heh, could cause death too.Gotta be careful.I usually attack the weak spots such as the temple of the head, solar plexus, end of the jaw, neck(throat), nose or the eye.Punching the person at the eye or the nose could make him "cry".

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Shred

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I'm over 6'3" tipping the scales at close to 250 don't usually find much reason to get into a fight.
People just don't usually f with me that much to get to that point.
<img src="graemlins/glee.gif" border="0" alt="[Glee]" />
 

Hidden Character

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I have no real need to fight, though I have been advised to get into a good scrapping whenever I feel too stressed and someone says the wrong thing to me, but nah. I usu. don't have to fight seeing as how I use my 6'2 270-lb dark-skinned frame to psychologiocally intimidate people. Then again, I usu. get I look like a sniper/school bomber/hitman thing from my friends, which is kinda funny, but hey, who's keeping score here?
 

Argentina94

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My first instinct is to turn the guy around and go for the full nelson. I normally then slam the guy to the ground and that would be it.

Still, it's been so long since I've fought. I'm 6' and 220 pounds so I guess people think twice about fighting me.

Still, it would be nice to get into a good scrap. It's been so long that I miss it. <img src="graemlins/crying.gif" border="0" alt="[Crying]" />
 

theneocheesewedge

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Originally posted by Michael Yagami:
<strong>My instinct is to place my boot swiftly into their balls and then pick a joint (usually the knee as they're quiet easy to disable) and destroy it. I don't fight much, but when I do I do.

Yagami</strong><hr></blockquote>

i fight almost exactly the same way. go for the neck or balls, then break something. like the elbow. just grab his wrist, and push against the joint the wrong way until it breaks. really easy to do.
 
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