Who's a ninja?

evil wasabi

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I am, *points to sig* Are any of you ninjas?

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now you know how to make one

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evil wasabi

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I know a ninja. While I am not one my self I do know one. He's not one of these fake Real Ultimate Power ninjas either he's a true ninja and a true Ninja never says anything about what they can do.

A true Ninja Does not Pork 1000 babes then wail on a guitar.

A true Ninja Does not Flip out and kill people. Flipping out under pressure will get your sorry ass killed.

A true Ninja Does not eat pizza pockets and leave shit. Pizza Pockets go right to your ass and effect Balence which is very important in being a ninja.

and YES ninja's really can stand on walls upside down.

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evil wasabi

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Originally posted by Ed:
<strong>you friend is one fakeass ninja</strong><hr></blockquote>

You know nothing of the ways of the ninja. go Play some Tenchu Poser.
 

Daisuke Jigen

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You look like some sort of middle eastern terrorist.

Maybe if you wore a shirt of the same color as the balkava?
 

mookystains

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Originally posted by Daisuke Jigen:
<strong>You look like some sort of middle eastern terrorist.

Maybe if you wore a shirt of the same color as the balkava?</strong><hr></blockquote>

he makes planes crash
 
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less than joseph

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hey looks like someone's aol buddy just told them about realultimatepower :rolleyes: . You know, they have a forum over there. Why dont you just chill there and never come back?

-joseph

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SPINMASTER X

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Ya'll don't know shit about ninjas. I am a ninja, a military one at that. I wear a camoflouge ninja outfit.

ninjas don't like cock. Ya'll like cock and i don't so i'm a ninja.
 

Tacitus

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Originally posted by joseph:
<strong>hey looks like someone's aol buddy just told them about realultimatepower :rolleyes: . You know, they have a forum over there. Why dont you just chill there and never come back?

-joseph

[ December 25, 2002: Message edited by: joseph ]</strong><hr></blockquote>


What's worse.. someone who thinks realultimatepower is hysterical, or the people who are "ninjas, for real!" who take that site seriously?

I laugh at people who are offended by that site, they're worse than the idiots at <a href="http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com" target="_blank">www.blackpeopleloveus.com</a>
 
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My near future avatar is of a once popular Ninja... other than that I've found that in life ppl who proclaim to actually be a ninja don't know what they're talking about. Ninjitsu and the Arts of War, how it's carried out and Assassination overall are something you find out about the split second before you're killed by the very individual you're asking everyone if they are. It's like asking ppl if they're a sniper... a true sniper won't say a word, you're just found dead one day and the police finally realize that the person who did this a mile away from a ridiculous angle with cross winds that would make the ordinary person run in fear.

Now as far as fake ninjas :D ... yeah I was one for three Halloweens back in the day. A black one, a blue one (ala' Ryu Hayabusa) and a red one after seeing American Ninja 4.
 

dullbuoy

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<a href="http://www.geocities.com/ShoKosugiTheNinja/home.html" target="_blank">There is only ONE ninja</a>


love the sample on the track on Concealed Identity by Source Direct:

"you are no ninja....................................conceal your identity ........wahshiiiiiiiiiiiiiik!!!!!!"
 

evil wasabi

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Originally posted by dullbuoy:
<strong><a href="http://www.geocities.com/ShoKosugiTheNinja/home.html" target="_blank">There is only ONE ninja</a>


love the sample on the track on Concealed Identity by Source Direct:

"you are no ninja....................................conceal your identity ........wahshiiiiiiiiiiiiiik!!!!!!"</strong><hr></blockquote>

Sho is the fucking man
 
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