Santa Claus Has Taken Ill, And Will Not Be Delivering Presents Tonight...

BioMotor_Unitron · Dec 24, 2002

...And I have been asked to fill in for him. Thus, if you see a big, scary looking guy with a shotgun emerging from your fireplace rather than that jolly old elf in his red suit, do not be alarmed.

That is all.

[ December 24, 2002: Message edited by: BioMotor_Unitron ]

BlackSpy · Dec 24, 2002

You DON'T want to come down my chimeny, I keep all my best traps there.

BioMotor_Unitron · Dec 24, 2002

Originally posted by BlackSpy:
You DON'T want to come down my chimeny, I keep all my best traps there.<hr></blockquote>

I am planning to bring along several elves that I will use to test for traps, vicious dogs, etc., by dropping them down the chimney first.

SPINMASTER X · Dec 24, 2002

you damn Right Santa claus won't be cuz Ninja Claus will be payin us a visit. I've been a good badass ninja this year too.

BioMotor_Unitron · Dec 24, 2002

Originally posted by SPINMASTER X:
you damn Right Santa claus won't be cuz Ninja Claus will be payin us a visit. I've been a good badass ninja this year too.<hr></blockquote>

Santa has you down for a turd in your stocking, and a copy of Tekken 4. Seems kind of redundant, does it not?

Phoenix Down · Dec 24, 2002

Please do not bring any of your underpants gnomes with you as I am very fond of my new boxers.

BeefJerky · Dec 24, 2002

Yo Bio, Ninja Claus called me and wants to know if you can detour to Tanana and give him a ride to the first house. Think you can help out a fellow badass?

pyrokilla · Dec 24, 2002

Bioclaus,
You don't even have to come down my chimmney to give me a christmas present

Just check the suggestions forums.

SonGohan · Dec 24, 2002

I hope Santa busts the underwear this year. After 5 years of not wearing any at all, I think it's time for a change.

Nismonotmugen · Dec 24, 2002

Does this mean no porno?

MegaDrive20XX · Dec 24, 2002

I don't have a chimmney so I guess I'm safe from the Mossberg 500 Shotgun Wielding Santa Claus

Neon_Sonic · Dec 24, 2002

Wait, so how will this be different from previous years? Santa usually falls down the chimney at 3:00 AM drunk demanding eggnog.

Santa Claus Has Taken Ill, And Will Not Be Delivering Presents Tonight...

BioMotor_Unitron

Global Moderator,

BlackSpy

Tsrgoihrea,

BioMotor_Unitron

Global Moderator,

SPINMASTER X

I AM NOT FRENCHMAN,, I AM A HUMAN BEING!,

BioMotor_Unitron

Global Moderator,

Phoenix Down

Flagstaff Up,

BeefJerky

Gnomesayin?

pyrokilla

Vice's grappling partner...naked,

SonGohan

Made of Wood

Nismonotmugen

Crazed MVS Addict

MegaDrive20XX

Guest

Neon_Sonic

Setsuna's Owl Keeper