The legend of Ninja Claus...

Originally posted by Matt Semmel:
<strong>On Christmas Eve night... If you leave out a Pepperoni Pizza Hot Pocket and 2 cans of Red Bull... He will come... No, Johnny, not Santa Claus... This guy is new, and he's kicking the fat man in the glutes this year... He's NINJA CLAUS! He'll leave you NeoGeo games under the tree. If you've been an extra badass ninja all year he'll throw your Math teacher out a window and maybe kick Makismo's mom in the face.

Got any Ninja Claus stories? Discuss 'em here.</strong><hr></blockquote>

But damnit, I love my math teacher! Why can't I ever get what I want?!

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Originally posted by RiotoftheBlood:
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But damnit, I love my math teacher! Why can't I ever get what I want?!</strong><hr></blockquote>

He makes exceptions for the badass lil' ninjas that leave him an extra hotpocket and a note that says what teacher you want out a window. <img src="graemlins/glee.gif" border="0" alt="[Glee]" />

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Originally posted by Matt Semmel:
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He makes exceptions for the badass lil' ninjas that leave him an extra hotpocket and a note that says what teacher you want out a window. <img src="graemlins/glee.gif" border="0" alt="[Glee]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

Ummm... Kulaloaf.

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Originally posted by Matt Semmel:
<strong>On Christmas Eve night... If you leave out a Pepperoni Pizza Hot Pocket and 2 cans of Red Bull... He will come... No, Johnny, not Santa Claus... This guy is new, and he's kicking the fat man in the glutes this year... He's NINJA CLAUS! He'll leave you NeoGeo games under the tree. If you've been an extra badass ninja all year he'll throw your Math teacher out a window and maybe kick Makismo's mom in the face.

Got any Ninja Claus stories? Discuss 'em here.</strong><hr></blockquote>


That's so not true.

Ninja Claus shows up drunk to your house, wails on the guitar and then porks like 100 babes just for the hell of it. Then he'll get super pissed and cut off the head of your cat.

<a href="http://www.realultimatepower.net" target="_blank">What ninjas are REALLY like....</a>

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Originally posted by VanillaThunder:
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<a href="http://www.realultimatepower.net" target="_blank">What ninjas are REALLY like....</a></strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah, that's right!

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Originally posted by VanillaThunder:
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That's so not true.

Ninja Claus shows up drunk to your house, wails on the guitar and then porks like 100 babes just for the hell of it. Then he'll get super pissed and cut off the head of your cat.

<a href="http://www.realultimatepower.net" target="_blank">What ninjas are REALLY like....</a></strong><hr></blockquote>

You're right but Ninja Claus is a different kind of ninja.

FUCK WHY DID YOU SHIT IN MY CHRISTMAS THREAD!? <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" />

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Originally posted by BioMotor_Unitron:
<strong>Well, Ninja Claus is a devious old bastard. He likes to frame the local Alaska Native populace for his atrocities. In one case, in the village of Tanana, he framed a youth of sixteen years for various crimes. First, he broke into the local liquor store and stole various products. Then he left a trail of empty liquor boxes from the store to the youth's house. To add icing to the cake, he left a marijuana pipe with the youth's initials engraved upon them at the liquor store, as well as stashing the stolen liquor in the crawlspace beneath the youth's house.

A devious bastard indeed. The youth has at least a vague idea as to who framed him, though. When the local cop went to arrest him, he said, "I didn't steal no liquor, it was probably them three ninjas I saw walking down the street!"

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Mr. Biomotor! THAT STORY NEVER GETS OLD! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" />

BTW, Ninja Claus doesn't drive a freakin bulky sleigh from roof top to roof top. HE JUMPS FROM ROOF TO ROOF! And if you've been a pathetic ninja all year you could wake up to a number of different things. You might wake up expecting that King of Fighters 2002 under the tree, but instead, you could wake up to a skinny dump on your scalp! Or Ninja Claus could pork your mom 500 times in under a minute! Maybe he'll run over your cat with a Zamboni that has "KILL" painted in blood on the front.

EDIT: Boy howdy I'm glad I've been a badass ninja all year! :o

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Originally posted by bemanisuperstar:
<strong>Ninja Claus heh?

Nobody knows the legend of Ghetto Claus?

On Christmas Eve he goes to the projects and either pops a cap in you ass and takes all your stuff. Or leaves a huge pile of Food stamps under the tree.

and he's not from the north pole noooooooooo he's from the south pole</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yo, she-bitch, Ninja Claus could flip out and fuckin' kill Ghetto Claus with such intensity and do it so totally sweet that he could make the universe implode on itself! So get your dumbass Ghetto Claus the hell outta my Ninja Claus thread! <img src="graemlins/loco.gif" border="0" alt="[Loco]" />

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Originally posted by playboycougar:
<strong>someone say ninja????!!!!!!11111!!!!11111</strong><hr></blockquote>

Weren't you leaving? <img src="graemlins/spock.gif" border="0" alt="[Spock]" />

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Originally posted by SPINMASTER X:
<strong>I was so hurt that my pet monkey headbutted me and he screamed.</strong><hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" /> Best line of the thread. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" />

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Originally posted by Matt Semmel:
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Yo, she-bitch, Ninja Claus could flip out and fuckin' kill Ghetto Claus with such intensity and do it so totally sweet that he could make the universe implode on itself! So get your dumbass Ghetto Claus the hell outta my Ninja Claus thread! <img src="graemlins/loco.gif" border="0" alt="[Loco]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

Ever think maybe the work together? I mean they both hate santa. ninja's have been known to work with thugs on occation.

remember the 2nd ninja turtles movie?

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Originally posted by bemanisuperstar:
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Ever think maybe the work together? I mean they both hate santa. ninja's have been known to work with thugs on occation.

remember the 2nd ninja turtles movie?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Those weren't real ninjas you fucktard...

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Originally posted by Matt Semmel:
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Those weren't real ninjas you fucktard...</strong><hr></blockquote>

I stand corrected. See here's the deal.
Ninja Claus only shows up if you've been so bad santa won't even come near you. He'll kill you and your family take all the gifts and vanish with out a trace. Now he only works in some places other places he leaves ghetto Claus to do that work. only ghetto Claus gives all the good hood kid food stamps. Ninja Claus he leaves a bloody trail.

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Originally posted by bemanisuperstar:
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I stand corrected. See here's the deal.
Ninja Claus only shows up if you've been so bad santa won't even come near you. He'll kill you and your family take all the gifts and vanish with out a trace. Now he only works in some places other places he leaves ghetto Claus to do that work. only ghetto Claus gives all the good hood kid food stamps. Ninja Claus he leaves a bloody trail.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Did you even read this fuckin' thread? Shut the hell up man... <img src="graemlins/veryangry.gif" border="0" alt="[Very Angry]" />

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Originally posted by bemanisuperstar:
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I stand corrected. See here's the deal.
Ninja Claus only shows up if you've been so bad santa won't even come near you. He'll kill you and your family take all the gifts and vanish with out a trace. Now he only works in some places other places he leaves ghetto Claus to do that work. only ghetto Claus gives all the good hood kid food stamps. Ninja Claus he leaves a bloody trail.</strong><hr></blockquote>


Bemani, please follow the link provided above and *learn* what ninjas are all about. You must be a pirate.

They are just totally fucking sweet.
One time, my sister dropped a spoon in front of ninja claus and he got really super pissed and killed everyone in my town. Then he wailed on his guitar.

He went back to the north pole and porked 500 babes at once, just because he could.

Now shut up before I take a skinny dump on your head.

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Originally posted by VanillaThunder:
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Bemani, please follow the link provided above and *learn* what ninjas are all about. You must be a pirate.

They are just totally fucking sweet.
One time, my sister dropped a spoon in front of ninja claus and he got really super pissed and killed everyone in my town. Then he wailed on his guitar.

He went back to the north pole and porked 500 babes at once, just because he could.

Now shut up before I take a skinny dump on your head.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Actually Ninja Claus is in the room with me now shaking his head. He's quite a good friend of mine actually and he's pissed.

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Originally posted by bemanisuperstar:
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Actually Ninja Claus is in the room with me now shaking his head. He's quite a good friend of mine actually and he's pissed.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Isn't there a DDR forum you have to get to? <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />

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