S
SAMHAIN
Guest
dear shawn and family......
thank you for the complimentary wine basket,fine cheese,kof 2k2 cart,and xmas invitation for this years dinner..
as with last year,i dont think its wise to spike my egg nog with liquor and have your wife parade around the room in that santa suit again...
as for me,i will bring the famed macoroni salad that you devoured and stated you liked so much the following year...
and no i will not devulge the secret ingrediants,so stop asking...
i hope to see your mother this year again,but rest assured i did not appreciate the comments made about how rare my neo nuts where and asking to see my collection at the dinner table...
not to mention the under the table antics i had to endure while attempting to enjoy the peking duck by chef chen..
as like last year,i shall arrive in my finest attire,with a nice bottle of vintage chabli.
yet this year i shall only indulge in my faveroite holiday drink,whiskey...and no i will not sing blue marys theme song on the table again while pukeing with my pants down all over the xmas gifts..
sorry...
hope to visit the wine celler and challenge your girl and you to a few rounds of kof and neo mrs do...
slappy assmas
YOUR PAL
SAMHAIN
P.S please tell your lil sister not to do the tricks with the 2 deviled eggs in here mouth again this year...
thanks
thank you for the complimentary wine basket,fine cheese,kof 2k2 cart,and xmas invitation for this years dinner..
as with last year,i dont think its wise to spike my egg nog with liquor and have your wife parade around the room in that santa suit again...
as for me,i will bring the famed macoroni salad that you devoured and stated you liked so much the following year...
and no i will not devulge the secret ingrediants,so stop asking...
i hope to see your mother this year again,but rest assured i did not appreciate the comments made about how rare my neo nuts where and asking to see my collection at the dinner table...
not to mention the under the table antics i had to endure while attempting to enjoy the peking duck by chef chen..
as like last year,i shall arrive in my finest attire,with a nice bottle of vintage chabli.
yet this year i shall only indulge in my faveroite holiday drink,whiskey...and no i will not sing blue marys theme song on the table again while pukeing with my pants down all over the xmas gifts..
sorry...
hope to visit the wine celler and challenge your girl and you to a few rounds of kof and neo mrs do...
slappy assmas
YOUR PAL
SAMHAIN
P.S please tell your lil sister not to do the tricks with the 2 deviled eggs in here mouth again this year...
thanks
