PLAYSTATION 5 ANNOUNCED

tsukaesugi

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I thought X-Death would appreciate this:

<a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3847/ghost_of_christmas_future.html" target="_blank">Playstation 5</a>

Merry Christmas everybody!
 

Plisken

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X-death would probably believe it.

same with Treiu/Tips 'capcom vs snk aes cart.
 

Galford Forever

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That was an awesome article :) . Really well written. Not cheezy bad, like some of the other spoofs I've seen. Good stuff :D .
 

Deefuzz

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Originally posted by Galford Forever:
<strong>That was an awesome article :) . Really well written. Not cheezy bad, like some of the other spoofs I've seen. Good stuff :D .</strong><hr></blockquote>

That's because the Onion is the definition of satire! Their writers really are brilliant
 

Tarma

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Originally posted by tsukaesugi:
<strong>I thought X-Death would appreciate this:

<a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3847/ghost_of_christmas_future.html" target="_blank">Playstation 5</a>

Merry Christmas everybody!</strong><hr></blockquote>

lol... funny stuff... No Street Fighter IX EX Revival Turbo Championship Pro Am Edition?
 

Makismo

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I WANT ONE NOW!!!!

I am sure it will have Magician Lord 2 on it. <img src="graemlins/drool.gif" border="0" alt="[Drool]" />
 

evil wasabi

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Originally posted by Tarma:
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lol... funny stuff... No Street Fighter IX EX Revival Turbo Championship Pro Am Edition?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Street Fighter IX is due out in 2176
 

Lord_guma

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Originally posted by Makismo:
<strong>I WANT ONE NOW!!!!

I am sure it will have Magician Lord 2 on it. <img src="graemlins/drool.gif" border="0" alt="[Drool]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>Whats the rush?
Than again,
<img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" /> Hey it would be nice to play a GTA-I don't know, lets say 8. Or shinobi 3.
 

Hun

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Originally posted by tsukaesugi:
<strong>I thought X-Death would appreciate this:

<a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3847/ghost_of_christmas_future.html" target="_blank">Playstation 5</a>

Merry Christmas everybody!</strong><hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" /> :Laughing like a maniac:
 

SNKJorge

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Originally posted by Plisken:
<strong>X-death would probably believe it.

same with Treiu/Tips 'capcom vs snk aes cart.</strong><hr></blockquote>

He has already preordered one. <img src="graemlins/loco.gif" border="0" alt="[Loco]" />
 

Devil_Gans

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WTF, i thought they are going straight to PS9?!?!?
<img src="graemlins/tickled.gif" border="0" alt="[Tickled]" /> <img src="graemlins/mad2.gif" border="0" alt="[Mad 2]" /> <img src="graemlins/tickled.gif" border="0" alt="[Tickled]" /> <img src="graemlins/mad2.gif" border="0" alt="[Mad 2]" />
 

Solidus Snake

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Originally posted by X-death:
<strong>Why the hell would they make PS5 before they even mad e PS3?</strong><hr></blockquote>

I hope you are joking...


Right? <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" /> ;)
 

RabbitTroop

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Man, that looks awful big for a 2048 bit console... and he doesn't mention how it breaks down in 6 months anyway, and stops playing SCAP disks almost immediatley. Bah, Sony can never get it right anyway... give me the SegTendo Hyper Sphere anyday over that piece, we all know it rocks the 2048 era.

-Nick

[ December 18, 2002: Message edited by: nruva ]</p>
 

aria

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This picture was the best part:
ghost_of_christmas_jump.jpg
 

naitram

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Originally posted by X-death:
<strong>Why the hell would they make PS5 before they even mad e PS3?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Cause they decided to name them by years now. When this new system gets released, it will have been 3 years since the PS2 came out, so they will call it "PS5".

PS2 + 3 years = PS5

:)
 

Tarma

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Well personally I can't wait to go back to 2482 and play the 5DO and Atari Jaguar 3... man they are so awesome, and so small as well - I already destroyed 2 Jaguars by leaving them in my jeans and putting them in the hydroflux wash :rolleyes:

Wait until you guys play Kasumi Ninja v Streetfighter Universe Battle Deluxe and Need For Warp Speed 11 :D
 

X

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Originally posted by nruva:
<strong>Man, that looks awful big for a 2048 bit console... and he doesn't mention how it breaks down in 6 months anyway, and stops playing SCAP disks almost immediatley. Bah, Sony can never get it right anyway... give me the SegTendo Hyper Sphere anyday over that piece, we all know it rocks the 2048 era.

-Nick

[ December 18, 2002: Message edited by: nruva ]
</strong><hr></blockquote>

Disk's? What are disk's? Last time I checked it was not using this thing you call disk.
 

The True Warrior

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"They always ask if you can play it on the Internet—it's so cute how they still call it 'the Internet'—and I tell them, 'Hey, you can play this against 63 other PS5 owners simultaneously. At least you can in 14 years,'" the Ghost said. "And you should see their jaws hit the floor when they learn about the add-on accessories that enable users to actually fly around the room during gameplay."
<hr></blockquote>


<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" />

I fell out of my chair after reading that! My sides hurt now and I can't breathe...

Give me 10 minutes and I'll regain my sanity <img src="graemlins/loco.gif" border="0" alt="[Loco]" />

[ December 18, 2002: Message edited by: The True Warrior ]</p>
 

Tarma

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Originally posted by X:
<strong>

Disk's? What are disk's? Last time I checked it was not using this thing you call disk.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah... Aren't all games in the future beamed via telepathy straight from the creators mind to the console?

Well, they are why I come from...
 

Rade K

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That kid is how I would have reacted had a ghost told me of the SEGA DC, for instance, when I was 5-playing Nintendo-ES.
 
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