If you like DOLEMITE, read this!

I am an extremely happy man right now.

I recently found out that Rudy Ray Moore (AKA Dolemite) will be performing his act this Wednesday here in Hollywood at a place called the Knitting Factory. Needless to say, I bought tickets immediately.

He's gonna do his famous comedy and rap-rhymes, sing Blaxploitation theme songs and supposedly talk about the new Dolemite movie that's coming out.

I saw him perform last year and it was one of the most hilarious, vulgar shows I've ever seen.

Talk about a living legend. I am psyched.

Okay... hold on just a damn minute.

Yes, I liked the first Dolemite move, becuase IT SUCKED ASSSSS!!!! The man is a fat ass "karate" expert. Holy cow was I embarrassed for him when I watched this shit. Yes, I loved it, because I was laughing at him and not with him. But to think that you will actually be stuck there listening to this "legend" makes me want to vomit. It's like going to a special olympics. Yeah, you may have fun, but not for the right reasons.

Well, have fun! Yeesh!

Spike <IMG SRC="smilies/eek2.gif" border="0">

You rat-suit wearing honkey MOTHER FUCKER!

I actually have Shaolin Dolemite on DVD. It has to be the worst movie ever made. I LOVE IT!!!!

I'm stuck here on the east coast, so I can't see the legend that is Rudy Ray Moore <IMG SRC="smilies/frown.gif" border="0"> !

Ahh, DOLEMITE...the movie's are so bad they're funny to watch!

Peace

JHendrix

Warning: Obscure little trivia ahead.

I heard in the JPN version of Decathlete (a Saturn track and field like game) there's a character that looks like Rudy.

Damn, the last tme I saw him, he had this dude, Jimmy Lynch, perform before him.

That's the same guy from all his movies. Talk about a nostalgic time warp.

I cannot wait.

I wish I could go

Hehe, tonight's the night for DOLEMITE!

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I expect to hear the word 'motherfucker' about 10,000 times this evening.