Woman Pays Back Jehova's Witnesses...

BioMotor_Unitron

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<a href="http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/0,,2-2002027475,00.html" target="_blank">LINKY!</a>
 

SNK4EVER

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Hehe, interupting their church service, that certainly was a good way to get back at them!
 

aria

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If I ever did have a Jehovah's Witness come to the door, I'd probably try and convert them to the high holy temple of Neo Geo:

"well, sure, I'll take a pamphlete IF you can beat me at KOF2k and Bust-a-Move :D "
 

Shadow Ryu

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I hate Jehovah's Witness.
They get you at the stupidess of times when you're at home relaxing.
 

Daisuke Jigen

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Originally posted by Shadow Ryu:
<strong>I hate Jehovah's Witness.
They get you at the stupidess of times when you're at home relaxing.</strong><hr></blockquote>

There was a Jehovas Witness in my class up until about 5th grade. Every time there was a holiday party or concert, he got to go home. He always got different work than us if it had a holiday theme. That life must suck balls.
 

Loopz

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This is damn funny. I got harassed by a Witness this morning. Sucks to their aunties.
 

Sifl

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I had a bunch of them bothering me too back when I still lived with my old man.
Now all thats left is to take care of those pesky Mormons.
 

KaedesDisciple

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They stopped bothering me after I literally slammed a door in their face, YAY!!!! <img src="graemlins/glee.gif" border="0" alt="[Glee]" />
 

wagesofsyn

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Originally posted by Bobak:
<strong>If I ever did have a Jehovah's Witness come to the door, I'd probably try and convert them to the high holy temple of Neo Geo:

"well, sure, I'll take a pamphlete IF you can beat me at KOF2k and Bust-a-Move :D "</strong><hr></blockquote>

And would Shawn be the patriarch of our little religeon?
 

John

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Hmm... So Jehovah's Witnesses are like the telemarketers of religion...

That being said, do you think it would be possible to use that law that allows you to sue them for $500 a pop if they keep "calling" you after they put you on their "do-not-call" list?

:D

(my understanding is that there is a law that mandates that all telemarketers must keep and maintain a "do not call" list, and if you're on it, they can't call you for 10 years. And if they do, you can sue them in small claims court for $500.)
 

aria

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Originally posted by wagesofsyn:
<strong>And would Shawn be the patriarch of our little religeon?</strong><hr></blockquote>

No!

We worship the machine!

If the high holy machine glitches, it means that a punishment looms near. Ever move that 'K makes influences our lives! The NESTS are the devil's henchmen, and it is up to us to train with Metal Slug to that we will be prepared for the up and coming apocalypse!

(and here's credit to me for coming up with that on the spur of the moment :p )
 

RiotoftheBlood

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Jehova's Witnesses suck... talk about not having a life. Why don't they get jobs? I had two of them at my house on the first day of school this semester, and they stopped me as I was getting into my truck to leave, and they knew it1 Talk about rude! I guess they think they are cool now, because they have a website.

They wanted to brainwa... er, "visit" me the next day, so I told them to come at 9:30 AM... which is right after I leave for class. :D

Surely enough like a pack of vultures they came the next day. I passed them as I was driving down my street, and they both looked at me through the windshield with a look as to say" where are you going?". I paid no attention to them, and continued on my way.
 
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