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Originally posted by Shadow Ryu:
<strong>I hate Jehovah's Witness.
They get you at the stupidess of times when you're at home relaxing.</strong><hr></blockquote>
There was a Jehovas Witness in my class up until about 5th grade. Every time there was a holiday party or concert, he got to go home. He always got different work than us if it had a holiday theme. That life must suck balls.
Originally posted by Bobak:
<strong>If I ever did have a Jehovah's Witness come to the door, I'd probably try and convert them to the high holy temple of Neo Geo:
"well, sure, I'll take a pamphlete IF you can beat me at KOF2k and Bust-a-Move"</strong><hr></blockquote>
And would Shawn be the patriarch of our little religeon?
Originally posted by wagesofsyn:
<strong>And would Shawn be the patriarch of our little religeon?</strong><hr></blockquote>
No!
We worship the machine!
If the high holy machine glitches, it means that a punishment looms near. Ever move that 'K makes influences our lives! The NESTS are the devil's henchmen, and it is up to us to train with Metal Slug to that we will be prepared for the up and coming apocalypse!
(and here's credit to me for coming up with that on the spur of the moment)