Arcademan said:
The highlight of RAW last night...Triple H talking to a TREE!!!

It's True. It's damn true.
For those of you who missed RAW (in no particular order):
Women tag team match, Victoria and Lita vs. Molly and gale Kim.
Winner the team of Victoria and Lita. Of course, after loosing her wig, Molly beat the crap out of both Victoria and Lita until Kane showed up. Kane wants to make-out with Lita, but she scapes into the Backstage area.
Backstage, Matt meets Lita and tells her that he will make Kane pay for what he did. Matt and Lita hugh each other until Lita sees Kane and starts screaming. Kane just beat the crap out of Matt.
Rhyno vs. Rob Conway.
Winner Rhyno with the help of Eugene. Conway was beating the crap out of Rhyno when suddenly Eugene approached the "sound guy" (That's how JR called it) and pressed the pyro buttons. Conway was distracted by the pyros allowing Rhyno to goar Conway and pin him for the win.
Backstage, La Resistance was pissed at Eugene's actions and demanded Johnny Nitro for Conway to have a match against Eugene. Nitro told Regal that Eugene will meet Conway for a match in two weeks. I will love to see that match since it was not approved by Eric "Eugene's Uncle" Bishoff.
Christian vs. Grandmaster Sexay.
Christian won the match. After the match "the problem solver" was beating Sexay until J2Y's music came up. Per Christian's command, "the problem solver" ran-up the isle to beat Jericho up, but Jericho came from the crowds and beat Christian out of the ring. Then Jericho gave the walls of Jericho to Trish until "the problem solver" grab Trish and pulled her out of the ring.
The Coach was in the ring demmanding a home hero's welcome because unlike Kansas' basketball and football teams he was a winner. Tajiri came into the ring, and in English

said that Coach was a Liar (or was it Riar

). Coach insulted Tajiri by asking him to bring some chinese food, so Tajiri beat him up. Garison Cade came to grab Coach and as they were leaving Triple H comes to the ring. Triple H laughs with Tajiri for was just happened to the Coach until Triple H low blows Tajiri and shoves him out of the ring. Triple H was talking crap about how he is the one that deserves a match against Benoit for the World Heavy Weigth Title and not HBK. Then Tajiri was slowing climbing up the ring until Triple H noticed him. Triple H went to grab Tajiri by the head, when Tajiri spits the green mist to Triple H.
Backstage, Triple H was carried to Bishoff's office, and thinking that Bichoff was infront of him Triple H start yelling to a tree. Bichoff tells Triple H where he is actually located and grants Triple H a match and leaves his office, while Triple H starts talking that he is going to beat the crap out of Tajiri and then beat the crap of Benoit for the Title. then Triple H notices that he was talking to himself.
Triple H vs. Tajiri.
Triple H won. It was a good match, but this time Triple H was ready to avoid the green mist.
Kane vs. Matt Hardy.
It ended in no contest. Kane was pretty much beating the living hell of what left of Matt Hardy, and after two consecutive chokeslams Lita came running into the ring. Kane approached Lita and pointing to Matt as saying that if you don't want for me to keep beating Matt, you do as a say (or something like that). Well Lita was literally cornered by the Red Machine, and he finally made-out with Lita. Then Kane left the ring as a happy monster. Hmm, it is starting to get interesting...
Before the Main Event the King called for Stacy Keebler to show her legs to Wrestling Legend, Harley Race. Then Orton came down to the ring and said that he was the only true legend. Then he approced Race and spit his face. Suddenly, Shelton Benjamin ran into the ring and attacked Orton.
Main Event for the World tag Team Title belts.
Benoit and Edge vs Flair and Batista.
Benoit and Flair retained the belts. After the match Triple H attacked both Edge and Benoit. Triple H then asked Batista to bring a chair, so he could hit Benoit's head with it. Then HBK shows up and attacks Batista. HBK grabs the chair and hits Benoit's head by mistake. Triple H and HBK exchange blows until Triple H is kicked out of the ring. Edge confronts HBK about his actions against Benoit, and HBK swears that it was just and accident and shakes hands with Edge.
After the handshake, Benoit attacks HBK and gives him a sharpshooter. And while HBK is tapping by the pain that he is receiving, Edges is trying to put some sense into Benoit's head by telling him that HBK's attack was just an accident.
Well, there you have it a pretty good show.
Sorry for both my grammatical and spelling errors, but I did not take the time to proof read my post.
Charles
p.s.- Both Triple H and Big Show SUCK. Just my 2 cents, and you can keep the change.
