A$$ Slapping Video Game

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Todd

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HAHAHA saw that game a few years ago. Didnt know one of the charactors is a child molester though. Thats some funny stuff!!!!
 
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JonathanDonovan

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There's even a hand controller to use. The thoroughness of the execution is what I find the most disturbing. Like I always say, "When the Japanese aren't making violent porn comics, they're cunstructing advanced ass-slapping simulators."
 
Tacitus

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OMFG!


That rules.. that's my next machine right there.


the sequel: a piece of splintered balsa wood and the major lower orifices of those you hate the most.


"Screwya-ya
Screwya-ya"
 
RabbitTroop

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I played that at ASI in 2000 or 2001, it is really lame, but funny as hell. The machine also didn't really register all the slaps :) hehe, but it was gathering a crowd of on lookers... Put it in an arcade and I am sure it would do well, just on novelty alone,

-Nick
 
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gunrock46

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Someone go play RING KING of NES right NOW!! Play it now and wait until the rounds. That ass slap machine will look like a baby chicken compared to what you'll see.
 
EMAGDNIM

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HAHA <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" /> ...I seen that in a game magazine (I forgot which one) a while ago...too funny... <img src="graemlins/tickled.gif" border="0" alt="[Tickled]" />
 
daybona

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I wrote a paper about this game in my literary theory class. Pretty thought provoking (as well as hilarious) stuff.
 
aria

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I wouldn't release it in the US.

Why?

Because of all the law suits that would arise from broken feet.
 
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LeonaMargoyle

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They also made a "stick a finger up the asshole" version. It's pretty cool, you get to use a big colorful plastic hand with its index finger sticking out.
 
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