Crappy-ass grammar used by "hardcore gamers" : what have you heard?

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Sonic1787DC

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I mean for example: "Playstation makes the best games!" Of course a crappy piece of hardware makes great games, how stupid of me to think that these stupid companys such as Sega, Treasure, SNK and Nintendo actually develop games and market them... <img src="graemlins/ohno.gif" border="0" alt="[Oh No]" /> <img src="graemlins/loco.gif" border="0" alt="[Loco]" />

God knows how many times I've heard that one...

Not exactly game related but: "You're going to paste that into Microsoft, right?" Yes, that's right, I'm copying text so I can paste it into a company.... This company has never actually developed any software that allows you to copy and paste yet, so as a special service if you dial 1-800-COPY-PASTE you can copy and paste your text into them FREE!!!!!!!!!111111!!1

Heard that one too.

"I'm going to bring in Adobe to school tomorrow." - Riiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhht... I'd love to see you bring in an entire company to school... that'd be great if we had a career day or something.

Guess what!!! I heard that one too!!!

Ok, I think everyone here gets the idea.
 

evil wasabi

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Yeah sten that stuff wasnt even funny... like that time you said dood ps2 sucks major ass, and now you're borrowing mine...
 
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Originally posted by Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV:
<strong>Yeah sten that stuff wasnt even funny... like that time you said dood ps2 sucks major ass, and now you're borrowing mine...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Dude, it doesn't have to be funny, I'm just trying to show the stupidity of the general public.

And your PS2 comment does not pertain to anything here at all. Furthermore, I never actually said "PS2 sucks major ass", even if it does. I only borrowed your PS2 so I can play Devil May Cry, which is a hell of a disappointment graphically and gameplay-wise. I wanted to play Crash too, but those load times are just siiiiiiiiiiiiiick. Loads can be as long as 3 minutes, maybe even longer.

Do me and everyone else here a favor and stop fucking trolling these boards too, I post something and 10 seconds later you've already replied, it's sad really.
 

evil wasabi

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yes you did say ps2 sucks major ass, thats the only thing you used to talk about in school. So stfu. Now when can i have my ps2 back?

Yes I know the loadtimes suck... there was supposed to be a loadtime minigame until they scrapped the idea, and shut up with the graphics crap, graphics dont make a game.

[ October 13, 2002: Message edited by: Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV ]</p>
 
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Originally posted by Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV:
<strong>yes you did say ps2 sucks major ass, thats the only thing you used to talk about in school. So stfu. Now when can i have my ps2 back?

Yes I know the loadtimes suck... there was supposed to be a loadtime minigame until they scrapped the idea, and shut up with the graphics crap, graphics dont make a game.

[ October 13, 2002: Message edited by: Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV ]</strong><hr></blockquote>

no, I still have to give devil may cry another chance... at least the gameplay... <img src="graemlins/loco.gif" border="0" alt="[Loco]" />

edit: don't fucking reply to this again unless you're going to say something pertaining to the topic.

[ October 13, 2002: Message edited by: Sonic1787DC ]</p>
 

Zeekade Zarathos

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Originally posted by Sonic1787DC:
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edit: don't fucking reply to this again unless you're going to say something pertaining to the topic.

[ October 13, 2002: Message edited by: Sonic1787DC ]</strong><hr></blockquote>

I guess I won't be contributing.

EDIT : Just so you know, people in the arts and entertainment industry just call Adobe products, Adobe. It's not that strange. People understand immediately what you're talking about.

[ October 13, 2002: Message edited by: Zeekade Zarathos ]</p>
 
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Sonic1787DC

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Originally posted by Zeekade Zarathos:
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I guess I won't be contributing.

EDIT : Just so you know, people in the arts and entertainment industry just call Adobe products, Adobe. It's not that strange. People understand immediately what you're talking about.

[ October 13, 2002: Message edited by: Zeekade Zarathos ]</strong><hr></blockquote>

you won't be contributing why?

and i don't care what people in the arts and entertainment industry do, it's still fucking retarded.
 

SamuraiShogun

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Its because MOST(not all)people that have electronics dominate their life have their brain numbed down.
Look at people that watch TV all day,and talk to them... <img src="graemlins/ohno.gif" border="0" alt="[Oh No]" />
Pathetic,mostly.
Even though technology and information is at its highest ever,most peoples education level is below that of Washington's era.
I say,put down the remote(or even the controller occasionally GASP!!,and pick up a BOOK!).
I think a lot of its due to what I call the MTV syndrome."YO,YO,bitch,I GOTS me some hos"

[ October 13, 2002: Message edited by: SamuraiShogun ]</p>
 

Hot Chocolate

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Originally posted by SamuraiShogun:
<strong>Its because MOST(not all)people that have electronics dominate their life have their brain numbed down.
Look at people that watch TV all day,and talk to them... <img src="graemlins/ohno.gif" border="0" alt="[Oh No]" />
Pathetic,mostly.
Even though technology and information is at its highest ever,most peoples education level is below that of Washington's era.
I say,put down the remote(or even the controller occasionally GASP!!,and pick up a BOOK!).
I think a lot of its due to what I call the MTV syndrome."YO,YO,bitch,I GOTS me some hos"

[ October 13, 2002: Message edited by: SamuraiShogun ]</strong><hr></blockquote>

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
 

mog

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Originally posted by Judau:
<strong>Here's a classic:

"WTF IZ A NEO-GEO?????!!"</strong><hr></blockquote>

I hear that one a lot.
 

EVIL NICK

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It's like the one I heard a long time ago in a game store:

"Dude, Street Fighter Extreme is the best 3-D fighter there is!", talking about SFEX.

"No way, Tekken 3 is better!", goes the other guy.

Street Fighter EXTREME! :D
 

Judau

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Originally posted by SamuraiShogun:
<strong>Its because MOST(not all)people that have electronics dominate their life have their brain numbed down.
Look at people that watch TV all day,and talk to them... <img src="graemlins/ohno.gif" border="0" alt="[Oh No]" />
Pathetic,mostly.
Even though technology and information is at its highest ever,most peoples education level is below that of Washington's era.
I say,put down the remote(or even the controller occasionally GASP!!,and pick up a BOOK!).
I think a lot of its due to what I call the MTV syndrome."YO,YO,bitch,I GOTS me some hos"

[ October 13, 2002: Message edited by: SamuraiShogun ]</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah really, MTV fucks you up mentally no matter which way you look at it. I hate the crap they show on that channel. I just got so sick of it that well, I stopped watching it (duh). Because I thought my IQ was dropping.
 
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