I sit by this REALLY hot girl and my grade is suffering.

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MarrymeMai

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So I have this ultra-boring astronomy class, but I sit 2 seats to the left of this super-hot, red-hair in a ponytail soccer chick, who always comes to class in these ULTRA-small red shorts. She's either stretching her legs out to full extent or has them curled up in front of her, making them ride up all the more. I'm talking to the ass. No joke. I think she knows I can't take my eyes off of her, even though I try to be discreet about it; last class she was sitting there all innocent-like, and actually pushed up her left shortleg, as if seeing if she had a scar or something way, way up. And then, when the lights went down, she actually patted her right upper thigh, very gently, three times. I swear, she's messing with me. I've failed every quiz so far, but I don't wanna change seats, especially since the blonde girl behind me (and I can legitimately turn around every now and again) has clevage so deep her necklace gets lost in it!!! It's torture, I tells ya!
 
Hot Chocolate

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I'd say something to help you out but I'm forced to say, "You lucky bastered" <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />
 
LWK

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Originally posted by SonGohan:
<strong>Show her your game collection.</strong><hr></blockquote>

if she was my age id show her my collection
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SonGohan

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I don't think she's ready for that level of commitment, LWK.
 
Hot Chocolate

Hot Chocolate

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Or you could always show her the otherside of "venis"
 
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mego fennesz

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yuo should sex them!
<img src="graemlins/tickled.gif" border="0" alt="[Tickled]" />
 
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that's how it was in my geometry class. i sat next to this chick who looked like someone in one of bbh's sigs. and i nearly flunked geometry because i was to busy looking at her that's life man.
 
ttooddddyy

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Originally posted by MarrymeMai:
<strong>So I have this ultra-boring astronomy class, but I sit 2 seats to the left of this super-hot, red-hair in a ponytail soccer chick, who always comes to class in these ULTRA-small red shorts. She's either stretching her legs out to full extent or has them curled up in front of her, making them ride up all the more. I'm talking to the ass. No joke. I think she knows I can't take my eyes off of her, even though I try to be discreet about it; last class she was sitting there all innocent-like, and actually pushed up her left shortleg, as if seeing if she had a scar or something way, way up. And then, when the lights went down, she actually patted her right upper thigh, very gently, three times. I swear, she's messing with me. I've failed every quiz so far, but I don't wanna change seats, especially since the blonde girl behind me (and I can legitimately turn around every now and again) has clevage so deep her necklace gets lost in it!!! It's torture, I tells ya!</strong><hr></blockquote>


Take a cold shower man.
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LWK

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Originally posted by SonGohan:
<strong>I don't think she's ready for that level of commitment, LWK.</strong><hr></blockquote>

but you were, gotta try right?
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LWK

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Not a mai fan that much my friend. Will do for a whore like Aria though. Sadly, I dont have much of any porn right now.

Amazing how a thread about a girl turns into a erruption of porno... Geez, just imagine what we would get if we tried to logically discuss sex and the ever changing human.
IE:
"I fucked that hoe for a stick of gum and a butterfinger"
 
Hot Chocolate

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Originally posted by Lord Wolfgang Krauser:
<strong>Not a mai fan that much my friend. Will do for a whore like Aria though. Sadly, I dont have much of any porn right now.

Amazing how a thread about a girl turns into a erruption of porno... Geez, just imagine what we would get if we tried to logically discuss sex and the ever changing human.
IE:
"I fucked that hoe for a stick of gum and a butterfinger"</strong><hr></blockquote>

"She gave it up to me for a buger and some fries" <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />
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TheBigBB

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Seriously, why not TALK to her, be smooth, get her number, go out with her, and relieve all that tension by fucking her? Then your grades will improve with the knowledge that you can just have sex with her later. Or maybe you're not a ladies' man?
 
Liquid Snake

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Originally posted by Yung Burnout:
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"She gave it up to me for a buger and some fries" <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>


"My happy meal box is empty........"
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SonGohan

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Originally posted by Liquid Snake:
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"My happy meal box is empty........"</strong><hr></blockquote>

Somebody stole your toy.
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Yo MarrymeMai, college is even better... or worse... depending on your viewpoint.

Get your mind outta the gutter is my best advice. Balance is the key.

If you really feel she is playing with you, you oughta play her back some...
 
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less than joseph

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MMM its not a coincedence. The two hot girls were placed there by covert liberal spies. Bwahahaha.


-joseph
 
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Dark Warlord

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Originally posted by MarrymeMai:
<strong>So I have this ultra-boring astronomy class, but I sit 2 seats to the left of this super-hot, red-hair in a ponytail soccer chick, who always comes to class in these ULTRA-small red shorts. She's either stretching her legs out to full extent or has them curled up in front of her, making them ride up all the more. I'm talking to the ass. No joke. I think she knows I can't take my eyes off of her, even though I try to be discreet about it; last class she was sitting there all innocent-like, and actually pushed up her left shortleg, as if seeing if she had a scar or something way, way up. And then, when the lights went down, she actually patted her right upper thigh, very gently, three times. I swear, she's messing with me. I've failed every quiz so far, but I don't wanna change seats, especially since the blonde girl behind me (and I can legitimately turn around every now and again) has clevage so deep her necklace gets lost in it!!! It's torture, I tells ya!</strong><hr></blockquote>
maybe ill take astronomy when i go to college

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naitram

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Next time the lights go out, whip out your dick and yell "GOALLLLLLLLLL!".
 
Phoenix Down

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Why don't you ask her if she could come to your place for some "extracurricular activites"? ;)
 
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JaDaKiSs

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Make an ass out of your self till she feels bad for ya <img src="graemlins/multi.gif" border="0" alt="[Multi Color Bouncey]" />
 
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