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Rade K · Jan 5, 2002

Seriously though, if you have not visited www.ukresistance.com yet, you are really missing out. Rather than gush about how great it is, I'll just show some highlights.

Here is a great bit they did when PS2 was released:

Thank God for PS2!
PS2 is finally released and we can't put in to words just how pleased we are. Let's face it, people who look like this need to be kept off the streets at all costs.

Funny? Yes. Here is another:

Your own Dreamcast stand for only £299!
Finally! We've worked out the reason why PlayStation2 exists. Its bland design, flat surface, lack of any decent games -- there's only one possible excuse people could have for buying the thing:

One more? Yes. (this one was done when DC still had a hope, however small)

Fifteen-love, bitches!
Virtua Tennis has grabbed the number one spot in the all-formats UK chart. This is good news for two reasons: 1) Sega may actually have a future, and 2) this news can be perfectly illustrated by a picture of Anna Kournikova:

So, if you have not heard of this site yet, I suggest you check it out. Cheekey Brit humor too. They talk kinda like Fran as well, so we are already all used to that. Cool?

Check it out!

Rade K · Jan 5, 2002

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Dark Solidus Snake · Jan 5, 2002

This is some funny shit here! But, they do make a serious point about PS2. Aside from GTA3, MGS2, and KOF, they suck!

Rade K · Jan 5, 2002

Sega's 'gay shame' continues
More pictures of shocking homosexual acts in Sega's VF3 have appeared - but the horrific news is that these SICK photos come from the HOME version, already freely available over the counter in Japanese games stores, where CHILDREN - some as young as eight years old - have been buying the homo-explicit game with Sega's new 'Dreamcast' console. We spoke to two import companies who are selling this shocking game in the UK - both denied peddling SICK GAY PORN to British children, claiming that the pictures merely represent "men fighting" - but the photographic evidence we've obtained reveals the sad truth:

Rade K · Jan 5, 2002

Sega Germany launches attack on Europe
The Dreamcast will receive its first official public showing in the Western world next week, as Sega Germany put together a high-profile stand to dominate the Nuremburg Toy Fair - due to take place next week - and start building momentum for the Euro-cast, after all, Germany is the second most important country in Europe.

Thomas Zeitner, head of Sega Germany, who have recently moved their head office from Hamburg to Dusseldorf. No doubt they'll soon be moving it to Paris, Moscow and Rekjavic, unless we do something to stop them.

Rade K · Jan 5, 2002

Rade K · Jan 5, 2002

Sonic: "My Fall From Fame"
Broken, confused, desperate and alone, Sonic has to take any work he can get these days, including pimping his arse to SNK:

"Spare 50p for a saucer of milk, guv?"

Rade K · Jan 5, 2002

Kage-Ryu · Jan 5, 2002

Why the psx2 bashing? <IMG SRC="smilies/ohno.gif" border="0"> The other newer systems out suck compared to it...Well, except for dreamcast. I dont really count it as a "new" system though.

GregN · Jan 6, 2002

Funny shit, but too much PS2 bashing.

This behavior would have been ok about 5-6 months ago when the PS2 had 0 interesting games, but now they need to focus on bashing the GC and Xbullocks until they get decent games.

waku7 · Jan 6, 2002

We must find a day in the year.

The playstation2 burn day.
We all met, and make a big fire, and burn all the ps2.

Rade K · Jan 6, 2002

Where did it all go wrong
After months of deliberation and painful reflection, we think we've finally identified the reason for Dreamcast's failure to capture the public imagination. It was all quite simple really.

Robert · Jan 6, 2002

But you have never the tail's fire stick in action!
It's better than all the girl in GT3

Rade K · Jan 6, 2002

Dreamcast Annihilation Advent Calendar!
Four months to go, then kapow! -- realisation that Dreamcast is over will hit you in the face like Dr Pepper-flavoured spit from a disgruntled youth at a bus stop. But don't worry! Sega has still got SEVEN games coming out for Dreamcast, and, as they're from Sega, they'll all be absolutely brilliant! "LOL! :-))))) SAgE RuLez!!! DeATH 2 U PS2 LAM3RZ!" a UK Resistance reader was quoted as saying, yesterday, before we wrestled him to the ground and punched his kidneys out through his sternum for being such a blinkered retard.

So buy a PlayStation2! Or a Gamecube! Or an Xbox! Or a Game Boy! Either that or sit alone in your bedsit playing fucking Rez for the rest of your miserable life, grinding your teeth down to stumps as you compile a list of how it's better than the PS2 version, while wondering where your life went wrong and sobbing tears that no one will ever see.

Rade K · Jan 6, 2002

Thought Process of the Elderly

Tarma · Jan 6, 2002

XBOX to bring about end of world
A fatal flaw has been discovered in Microsoft's plan to take over the world of videogames. The XBOX, already acknowledged as being the most ridiculously oversized console ever made, is infact so big that only three of the giant machines can be accommodated in an average sized lorry. Experts predict that in order for the consoles to be distributed around the world, the vehicles of every road haulier in existance will need to be employed, causing huge traffic jams, monumental levels of pollution and, ultimately, economic breakdown across the globe. The release of the mammoth machine must now seriously be brought in to question.

The likely cause of XBOX

aria · Jan 6, 2002

Originally posted by Rade Kuruc:
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Dang, that one was too funny <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">

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