Worst Pickup Lines!

Originally posted by BJMFH:
<strong>The other day a buddy of mine comes up to this girl in a bar and asks, "Do you have tickets to the show?". She asks,"What show?". He rolls up his sleeve, flexs his bicep and says, "The gun show bitch!" She tried to slap him but he caught her hand and tossed it aside. She stormed off in a rage. I almost shit myself from laughing so hard!

This isn't the first time he has pulled some shit like this. A few months ago he walked into a pizza place without his shirt. The girl working their says, "You can't come in here without a shirt." He replies, "It's cool I just got in a fight and the other guy took my shirt." Needless to say, he was never in a fight. She looks at him in awe and asks, "Did you win?" He flexs both of his arms above his head and says, "Look at the size of these fucking guns! Do you think I lost you stupid cunt?!" She actually gave him her number and told him to call her. They went out for about 3 months before he ditched her. To this day, I still can't beleive what I had witnessed happen.

Another favorite line of his is, "The first bitch to complain about me and my friends' rock star lifestyle, is the first bitch to go!"

Here's yet another one of his verbal gems. I've also seen him use this one with successful results. He comes up to this fine ass bitch and says, "The word of the day is legs." "Oh, really." she answers. "What do ya say that we get in the back seat of my car and spread the word?"

I personally don't use pickup lines, but I've seen some really horrid ones work. What's the worst pickup line you've ever used or heard that actually worked?

[ October 11, 2002: Message edited by: BJMFH ]</strong><hr></blockquote>
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This friend of your reminds me a lot of a guy I once worked with named Aaron. That dude was a major C.B. (Cock Block -for those who don't know-) and he always got the ladies by saying stupid shit too. I remember one night I was out with him and my best friend Jeff... Aaron walks up to this chick and says.
"You got a minute?" The girl looks at him and say... "Why?" Aaron says, "Because I'm concerned about you making a mistake with that older guy." (Stealing the lines right out of TOP GUN, and within earshot of the older guy) and the chick says... "Why would I want to do that?" Finally Aaron with a really stupid look on his face says: "Cause you need to drop that zero and get with the Hero!" The chick rolled her eyes and said "whatever..." and walked off while the 3 of us sat down for beers. Ten minutes later the older gent she was seeing bolts out the place giving Aaron the evil eye as he passes our table, and loe and behold the chick came to our table and the two left together an hour later, leaving me and Jeff to say "Did I just see that shit or am I dreaming?"

I don't much care now that I've got a good woman in my life, but when I think about shit like this it still ticks me off. The only thing more forward I guess would be my dad's buddy back in 1963 while he was stationed in Misawa Japan. His friend would just walk up to women and say "You Fuck?" he'd get slapped a lot, but 4 out of every 10 spread their legs for him.

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