random simpsons quote

abdul

abdul

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"the key too comedy is not words taht are bad,its words that sound bad, like muckluk" krusty the clown
lol lol buttrock
 
neobuyer

neobuyer

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" This new 'Do what you feel festival replaces our annual 'Do what we say' festival- founded by German settlers in 1946"

-Kent Brockman
 
K_K

K_K

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"you don't have to take that from no punk ass crab"-homer
 
Lou Gojira

Lou Gojira

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Homer: "Give your club a name."

Bart: "Mr. Putter."

Homer: "No, a girl's name!"

Bart: "Mom."

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After finding out he had to wait for a gun license...

"I don't want to wait two weeks, I'm mad now!" -Homer

<small>[ July 02, 2003, 09:31 PM: Message edited by: Lou Gojira ]</small>
 
rhiohki

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Bart: "..How is it Ralph...good?"

Ralph on the ground: "..Tastes like Burning."
 
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Rade K

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Scene; Homer is sitting with the kids at table as bart is eating a chocolate bar. Homie is about to give the kids some bad news...

Homer: "Kids, I'm afraid we are in a sticky, nutty, chewy, chocolatey-(starts looking at barts chocolate bar)....PUT IT AWAY, BOY!"

--Fucking classic
 
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Krizalid_v99

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Taken from the 'Homer Joins The Navy' episode...

Captain: "You're like the son I never had!"
Homer: "And you're like the father I never visit."
 
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Electroman

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This one:
Homer: What about bacon? Ham? Pork Chops?
Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer: He he he... ooh... yeah... right, Lisa. A wonderful "magical" animal...

Or this one, its my favorite Homer quote:
Homer: (to Lisa) Donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple stuff inside: purple is a fruit

<small>[ July 02, 2003, 09:41 PM: Message edited by: Electroman ]</small>
 
Lou Gojira

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"My cat's breath smells like cat food." -Ralph
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Ned: "Maude! It's the elephants of the Apocalypse!"

Maude: "No Neddy, it's the horsemen..."

Ned: "We're getting closer..."
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Lisa: "Yeah! A GIRL wants to play football!"

Ned: "Great! You can join the other girls over there..."

Lisa: "Uh, who would want to play a game using a ball made with the skin of an innocent animal?!"

Janie: "Oh no Lisa, these footballs are made with synthetic skin. And for each ball you buy a dollar goes to Amnesty International."

Lisa (tears welling up) : "I think I'll go home now..."
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"Ned, have you ever thought about getting into another religion? They're pretty much all the same..." -Reverend Lovejoy
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"We have rocks at home that need cleaning..." -Marge
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"Oh sorry duuude! Wouldn't wantcha to have a cow maaaaan!" -Flanders
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Marge: "Grandpa, are you sitting on the apple pie?"

Grandpa Simpson: "I sure hope so..."
 
daybona

daybona

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homer (looking up): god, why do you mock me?

marge: homer, thats not god, thats a waffle you threw on the ceiling.

homer (pulls waffle off ceiling): mmm...sacriliscious
 
SonGohan

SonGohan

Made of Wood
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Best one ever:


Dental Plan!

Lisa Needs Braces!

Dental Plan!

Lisa Needs Braces!

Dental Plan!

Lisa Needs Braces!
 
Hot Chocolate

Hot Chocolate

No Longer Yung, No Longer Raoul,
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Mr.Burns: "I just made up that story about your father being killed in the amazon by a bunch of women. I hope it didn't effect you in any way."

Mr.Smithers: "I supose we'll never know."
 
Tacitus

Tacitus

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"In a perfect world, we'd all be known as the Flimpsons."

:D
 
K_K

K_K

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homer: butter that bacon boy!

bart: ohhhhh...

homer: and bacon that sausage

bart: but dad my heart hurts
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homer: well you can sit here, and cry and eat dog food; until your tears taste like dog food, and your dog comes back. or you can go out and find your dog.
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town chanting: monorail monorail monorail

apu: is there a chance the track could bend?

monorail guy: not on your life my hindu friend

mrs. hoover: i hear those things are awfully loud

monorail guy: it runs as smoothly as a cloud

barney gumble: what about us drunken slobs?

monorail guy: you'll be given cushie jobs

abraham simpson: were you sent here by the devil?

monorail guy: no good sir i'm on the level.

cheif clancy wiggum: the ring came off my pudding can.

monorail guy: use my pen knife my good man.

town singing: monorail monorail monorail

marge: but mainstreets still all cracked and broken

bart: sorry mom the mob has spoken

town singing: monorail monorail monorail

homer: mono d-oh!!
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homer: all right apu i'll take one sprinkled doughnut and an issue of playdude

apu: allright one sprinkled.....MR. SIMPSON a jolly rancher is not a sprinkle, a twizzler is not a sprinkle, a MOUNDS BAR is not a sprinkle sir maybe in shangrala they are, but not here.
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Giby

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"See my vest see my vest made from real gorrila chest." -C. Mongomery Burns
 
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