Best $5.00 ever spent huh? Hmmm... let's see.
I remember buying an actual WWII Fabarian Commando Dagger/Boot Knife issued to American G.I.'s at a swap meet back in '95 at it cost me $5.00 even. Was worn on one of the troopers who made the jump into Germany during D-Day, as seen in "Band of Brothers". I believe it was "Dog Company" or something like that. Best $5.00 I ever spent, only one of my fuckard friends in highschool starting messing around with it during a low-budget camcorder film short we we're doing, and to make a long story short... well the freckin' Commando Dagger/Boot Knife ended up royally fucked after it was wedged betwen a tree stump and a metal grating fence. While trying to get it out, I chipped off the tip of the blade rendering it useless. crying
I wanted to kill that son ova' bitch who fucked me out of a historical piece of weaponry, but I let it go... ---well actually a week later I deliberately took one of his Katana swords from the same era... (his Grandfather had brought it back from the Pacific) and proceeded to have an accident. Eye for an Eye I say.
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