George Lucas Is Nucking Futs! N'SYNC To Appear In Star Wars Epsiode II!

<IMG SRC="smilies/ohno.gif" border="0">Gawd Help Us All! <IMG SRC="smilies/ohno.gif" border="0">

OH GAWD!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Terrible!
aw man, i liked the star wars movies, i didnt care for that last one, but this clone one is gonna be lame!
MAN O MAN!

yup the world has come to an end!

okay metero! you can hit me now!!

Don't worry, they will be very smal parts and they will be in wookie costumes. Except the ugly one, he will just take his shirt off.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA

Shoot me now...please!!

Don't worry, they will be very smal parts and they will be in wookie costumes. Except the ugly one, he will just take his shirt off.

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lol <IMG SRC="smilies/tickled.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/tickled.gif" border="0"> hopefully

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Did you feel that...the earth is ripping in two from this stupid cammy of them..

I told myself I wasn't going to see it. Now I know I am not. <IMG SRC="smilies/mad.gif" border="0">

THIS IS YOUR BRAIN.


THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS.


ANY QUESTIONS?

Yeah does your brain hurt when it changes? <IMG SRC="smilies/loco.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/loco.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/loco.gif" border="0">

Originally posted by BioMotor_Unitron:
<STRONG>ANY QUESTIONS?</STRONG>

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Yeah:

Can you turn it into a bunny?

can it be a playboy bunny? <IMG SRC="smilies/loco.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/loco.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/loco.gif" border="0">

If you've been paying close attention, you'll notice that N'Sync or members of any other poop (I mean pop) singing groups are CONSPICUOUSLY ABSENT from any of the GOOD "Star Wars" movies. Also absent are ANY GODDAMN KIDS!! So why does Lucas think he needs kids in Ep I and Ep II? The original "Star Wars" had heroes that kids could look up to. Now he populates his movies with kids. And Natalie Portman couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. Lucas, you suck!

Now I can actually say that Star Trek beats Star Wars' ass nine ways to Sunday.


Kirk: Bones! We've...got a..Once Great movie...Tanking, we've got..to do..something! We've..got..to..do...SOMETHING!

Bones: Jim, there's a limit to what one man can do. Dammit Jim! I'm a Doctor, not a Magician!

Scotty: I see the Lucas Vehicle breaking up, Captain!

Spock: Lucas' decision to use Children and N'Sync was highly illogical.

Kirk: Warp us outta here, Sulu.

Sulu: Aye Aye, Captain.

(Insert Star Trek Original Series Theme Song here)

[ January 03, 2002: Message edited by: Sifl ]

Originally posted by BioMotor_Unitron:
<STRONG>THIS IS YOUR BRAIN.

THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS.

ANY QUESTIONS?</STRONG>

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Aint that the fucking truth. I think he is trying to make it as rediculous as possible. He knows people will come to see it regardless what insane things he does to it. This is just another reason for me not to see this movie.

George Lucas hasn't been a good director since the 70s.

And with Episode 1 he proved he couldn't even expand on his legendary film franchise properly.

Episode 2 will be somewhere between halfway decent and horrible, with my money resting on mediocre.

I think he should just go all the way and replace John Williams with the boys from N'Sync to score the entire film.

Screw it, he's gonna ruin Star Wars anyway.

Oh dear.... <IMG SRC="smilies/ohno.gif" border="0">

Oh dear oh dear.... <IMG SRC="smilies/ohno.gif" border="0">

I had a feeling this was going to be bad as soon as I heard the title - Attack of the Clones <IMG SRC="smilies/ohno.gif" border="0">

I was driving to a meeting when the guy on the radio announced what Episode II would be called... i almost lost control of th car as I pissed myself laughing.

I thought it was a joke..... <IMG SRC="smilies/ohno.gif" border="0">

I mean Attack of the Clones? It sounds like some shitty 80's B-movie horror flick.

And with N-SYNC envloved maybe that's what it'll be - a shitty B-movie horror flick...but for all the wrong reasons. <IMG SRC="smilies/ohno.gif" border="0">

I haven't seen Episode I yet and I'm not going to and I'm certainly not watching that drivel.

For me there are ONLY 3 Star Wars films and the last one was made in 1983.

BTW - George, any chance of casting Michael Jackson? Considered anyone from Sesame Street for a part - Big Bird would make a top notch Jedi Knight.... maybe some teletubbies?......

Tinkywinky - "I AM YOUR FATHER!"

Wacko Jacko - "That's impossible.....!!!"

Tinkywinky - "Search your feelings...you know it to be true..."

Big Bird - "Flying through Hyper-space ain't like dusting crops boy..."

George Lucas you cock sucking money grabbing whore. I wonder how much NSYNC paid him? This guy doen't give a shit about making a classic film (episode one is proof of that), he just wants to sell you Ja Ja toys.

I was hoping a screening of Lord Of The Rings would bring Lucas out of his 'family entertainment' funk and show him just how shamelessly pandering he's become as a film maker.

It started with Jedi, which had just enough creditiblity to escape lameness, a great feat when you consider that Jedi introduced us to the wonderful, furry world of the ewoks. We all know it was supposed to be wookies in those scenes, and we all can say it should have been.

Then Willow came, in which he used Ron Howard as a shield in the event that the movie ended up sucking so he wouldn't take the heat. Willow sucked, and Lucas escaped most of the scrutiny. But make no mistake...for one movie, Lucas renamed himself 'Ron Howard'.

And then Phantom Menace, which was only saved by the Jedi mythology and the awesome duel at the end. A good bit of acting by Neeson and Macgregor as Jedi Knights helped enhance the mystique of the Force, midichlorians be damned.

And now N'sync appears in episode II. I know it's just a cameo near the end, I know they have no speaking parts, I know they just fight and die...but this is a tremendous slap in the face to all the old fans who carried the franchise between the years when Jedi faded away and Timothy Zahn's first SW novel came out and revitalized the entity in the public eye.

I was one of those fans, and I certainly didn't hold the banner up in the snowstorm of obscure pop culture so Lucas could do me dirty from behind like this. I'm not even getting a courtesy reacharound from him! It's like he doesn't even care what the TRUE fans think at all, and that's probably what irks me the most.

I don't mind that N'sync's in the movie, to be honest. That doesn't really matter. What's important is that he went ahead and did it knowing that there would be an overwhelming backlash about it. He's completely whoring himself out to draw girls into the theater, rather than hearing the voices of the fans that made his franchise what it is. He's so desperate to get that 'top grossing movie' position again that he'll do anything to achieve it...even cast a lame boy band to get teenage girls to go see it. What he doesn't understand, or maybe he doesn't care about, is that the best movies aren't always the ones that make the most money. Independant cinema has proven that. Star Wars wasn't about the bottom dollar in the beginning...but it is now.

Lucas doesn't have to make a movie according to our complaining. But he should at least give us a product we shouldn't be cringing about before we've even seen it. Jar Jar Binks? Midichlorians? Attack Of The Clones? N'sync? What's next? Ricky Martin plays an Imperial Academy bound Han Solo?

I'm told and I've read that Lucas' daughter begged him to put N'stink in the movie because she loves them so much. WTF? His kids are dictating the movies now? HIS GODDAMN KIDS!?!? What the hell happened to the young director who once sat in round table discussions with the likes of Martin Scorsese and Francis Ford Coppola? What happened to the bold man who tried to REINVENT cinema rather than pander to its audience? Who is this person that treats the Star Wars franchise as though it's nothing more than the world's biggest lego collection and lets his kids play with it and build it as they see fit?

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE!!!!?????!!?!!?!?!?!

*huff huff*

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Alright, now you guys have gone too far. First off, im not an nsync fan, im actually stuck in the 80's with my music listening. (ozzy, lita ford, motley crue, cinderella, etc) now, first off, phantom menace was by no means, the best in the series. but, if u remember watchin the first movie, star wars a new hope, it seemed kinda slow too. go back and watch it. youll see. but , after the other 2 came out, the puzzles fit together, and it was great. now, phanotm menace seamed a little strung out, but who could really say any of the other 3 movies had a better jedi fight scene? not to mention, the pod race was cool.

next, no , natalie portman could not act her way out of a paper bag, but i bet she looks good wearing one!!!

finally, step off willow. willow is a classic, that will go down in history and a revolutionary film genre starter. willow was very good, just meant to be more of a family movie.

now, i know ill take heat for this post, and be called horrible things like nsysc boy, and such, but you know what; is that really bad? as much as we say those guys are punks and wusses, we all have to admit. THEY GET MORE ASS THAN A TOLIET SEAT!!

Originally posted by marvelguy68:
<STRONG>THEY GET MORE ASS THAN A TOLIET SEAT!!</STRONG>

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Yeah- more male ass.

must be a promotion stint. but why.....? n'suck??? ee yuck!!! <IMG SRC="smilies/ohno.gif" border="0">

Oh sweet jesus..

Is really getting that lazy that he has to rely on cameos from a pop band to help sell tickets?!

I would rather see Jar Jar Binks in this movie every second that N'Sync for 2 minutes of the film.

It doesn't matter, this movie will suck anyway.

I mean c'mon.. Attack of the Clones?
And we all know this one is gonna be a love story..

Now Episode III

That'll be a different deal.
Dark and Grim as hell.

It'll be great.
Just like Empire was..

Well, there you got your reason for not going to see Star Wars Episode 2: The Attack of the Clones (oh man, I'm so scared!!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!). Honestly, it's just ridiculous! Like Episode 1 wasn't bad enough with the Anakin kid, they put N'Stink in the 2nd. Should have stopped at making the trilogy. In my book, Star Wars is over since 1983. There wasn't any other Star Wars movies made after that date!

[ January 03, 2002: Message edited by: NickD ]