Movies that are SO bad, they're GOOD!!!

neobuyer · Dec 3, 2001

The 'Star Wars Cristmas Special' thread bings to mind other films/TV shows that are so incredibly and amazingly bad that they become entertainment of the highest order.

The king of badly done/entertaining films happens to be (IMO) Rudy-Ray Moore!

If you don't know who he is, you may know him by his alter ego: DOLEMITE.

Rudy Ray Moore (Dolemite) made 4 or 5 films in the late 70s/early 80's that fall into the 'Blaxploitation' category.

Dolemite
Dolemite 2: The Human Tornado
Avenging Disco Godfather
Petey Wheatstraw: The Devils Son-in-Law

These movies are freakin' unbelievable!

The Dolemite character is a Kung Fu fighting, rap-rhyming pimp!

I am not even going to try and describe what happens in these films....

These movies are so badly made you actually see the boom mike in several scenes. The acting is beyond description as well.

Anybody else know what I'm talkin' 'bout?

flipmode59 · Dec 3, 2001

Short Circut

Kiel · Dec 3, 2001

The Story of Rikki-Oh.

Thats the funniest movie I've ever seen.

For those of you out there who dont know of it here is an interesting fact...

When Craig Kilborne(sp?) hosted the Daily Show on Comedy Central, before he did the five questions a clip would be shown of a guy smashing someones head. That clip is from this movie!!!!

Daisuke Jigen · Dec 3, 2001

My sister has a masochistic habit (pun intended) of renting Sister Act. What a shitpile.

FeelGood · Dec 3, 2001

I love Dolemite! I got a poster of him on my bedroom door back at home. I also have the french poster from Jack Burton dans les Griffes du Mandarin (you know what this movie is...)

A movie that really fucking stinks is Fantasy Mission Force. I have it on DVD, you know, the kind of DVD that was basically ripped from someone's bootleg beta cassette using a shabby ATI All in wonder (no offense, I have one myself) video capture card. Anyhow, FMF is an old Jackie Chan movie that really isn't about Jacky Chan, but a ragtag group assembled by a crack general on a mission to retrieve nazi gold. The group consists of a bunch of con-artists, stunt masters, and sharp shooters. What the group isn't prepared for are the zombies, wizards, and amazon cannibles, that and the fact that they mostly hate each other.

edited to correct my french.

[ December 03, 2001: Message edited by: EvilWasabi ]

FeelGood · Dec 3, 2001

Originally posted by neobuyer:

Dolemite
Dolemite 2: The Human Tornado
Avenging Disco Godfather
Petey Wheatstraw: The Devils Son-in-Law

OK, Dolemite 2 is only good for the first five minutes. I think what happened is RRM started taking his style seriously, and it went downhill. Dolemite was awesome though. I love the Hamurger pimp - "Yeah, I so bad I kick my own ass twice a day."

neobuyer · Dec 3, 2001

Originally posted by EvilWasabi:
...What the group isn't prepared for are the zombies, wizards, and amazon cannibles...

Hey, that does sound bad!

I wonder if they have it for rent anywhere?

FeelGood · Dec 3, 2001

Originally posted by neobuyer:

Hey, that does sound bad!

I wonder if they have it for rent anywhere?

I bought it online for $6 - ebay.

aria · Dec 3, 2001

This movie was so (somewhat intentionally) bad that I had to buy it on DVD (used of course):

Dude, Where's My Car?

Great movie to watch when drinking with friends. Kind of like Leprachaun.

I also dug Critters 1-4

Taiso · Dec 3, 2001

Lesse, my list of movies so bad they're good:

Razor-Sword Of Justice
No Retreat, No Surrender
Commando
Conan The Destroyer
National Lampoon's European Vacation
MST3K episode: Manos, The Hands Of Fate (BEST...MST EPISODE...EVURRR!)
Overnight Delivery
Dawn Of The Dead (c'mon, admit it...it's hilariously bad, which is really the point anyway)

More as they come to mind...

insaneben · Dec 3, 2001

Last night, on TBS, I saw about 20 minutes of a movie called Most Wanted. Judging from what little I saw, the whole movie seemed to reak of "made-for-TV movie" quality (even though it wasn't). There was one part, however, that I couldn't stop laughing at. There's this one scene where the main character is being chased by all these people on the street, and when he tries to elude them by running into a busy freeway, the people follow him. Funny thing was, although the guy made it out unscathed, the crowd chasing him all got hit by moving cars, trucks, and SUVs, causing a big (and hilarious) mess on the freeway.

By the way, does anime count for this list?

Robert · Dec 3, 2001

What a poster ,it's wonderful!

aria · Dec 3, 2001

I remeber a few years ago when I was in college, the neighboring movie theater showed an old-school 70's John Holmes 3-D Porno flick as its late show (I think it was "The Lollipop Girls in 'Hard Candy'"). now that was funny stuff. It ran for over a month to full houses -guys and girls chanting "fuck, fuck, fuck" (there was a lot more story than there needed to be).

Daisuke Jigen · Dec 3, 2001

I like the Death Wish movies. Violence for the sake of violence.

aria · Dec 3, 2001

Originally posted by Daisuke Jigen:
I like the Death Wish movies. Violence for the sake of violence.

Charles Bronson, enough said! <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

I'll also watch just about any movie Steven Segal and John Claude Van Damme are in.

[ December 03, 2001: Message edited by: Bobak ]

GregN · Dec 3, 2001

Howard the Duck
The Kentucky Fried Movie

And who could forget?

The Toxic Avenger?

BBH · Dec 3, 2001

oh man... a couple years ago I saw a movie on Cinemax called Jack Frost... it wasn't the one with Michael Keaton though, it was a different one. It was about a serial killer who got killed when he was being taken to jail and then his DNA spills out into the snow, mixing with some experimental acid, and then he becomes a killer snowman. No, really. <IMG SRC="smilies/eek2.gif" border="0">
http://us.imdb.com/Title?0116671

Absolutely hilarious. The dialogue is soooooooooo bad!!!

Daisuke Jigen · Dec 3, 2001

Originally posted by BBH:
oh man... a couple years ago I saw a movie on Cinemax called Jack Frost... it wasn't the one with Michael Keaton though, it was a different one. It was about a serial killer who got killed when he was being taken to jail and then his DNA spills out into the snow, mixing with some experimental acid, and then he becomes a killer snowman. No, really. <IMG SRC="smilies/eek2.gif" border="0">
http://us.imdb.com/Title?0116671

Absolutely hilarious. The dialogue is soooooooooo bad!!!

I've sen that at the video store. That movie actually got a dee-lux lenticulart cover.

Daisuke Jigen · Dec 3, 2001

Originally posted by GregN.:
The Kentucky Fried Movie

Speaking of which, did you see Amazon Women on the Moon?

BrooklynSkin · Dec 3, 2001

Hey GregN. don't be dissing Toxic Avenger now.

My cousin Raymond played Dogman in Toxic Avenger II and III. Ain't that some shit? I remember him showing some picture of him and his girl friend from the movie "Donkey Woman" I never laughed so hard in my entire life. He also plays dead bodies on shows like NYPD.

He's a really great guy. It's too bad he's in his 40's still living with his mother trying to pursue his acting career <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">

Oh here's some real bad movies.
The Punisher w/ Dolph Lundren
The Incredible Hulk Returns (That Thor sucked so bad!)
Swamp Thing Returns
Gotta include Riki-Oh that shit is so funny
also the Sword and the Sorcerer.

[ December 03, 2001: Message edited by: BrooklynSkin ]

the_move · Dec 3, 2001

Plan nine from outer space,

Maciste vs the Monsters (maybe all Maciste Movies),

Class of Nuke´em High,

Bad Taste (although this one is really good like "Braindead" and "Meet the Feebles"

El Mariachi

steveold · Dec 3, 2001

LITTLE MONSTERS

I loved it as a kid... still do, to a degree.

aria · Dec 3, 2001

Originally posted by BBH:
oh man... a couple years ago I saw a movie on Cinemax called Jack Frost...

I've seen it too. A bunch of us rented it because it looked retarded (althought the box looked neat, sadly the creature on the box isn't in the move <IMG SRC="smilies/rolleyes.gif" border="0"> )

We all busted up when the freak sled accident lops off that kids head <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

Actual dialogue:

Tommy: What the heck are you?
Jack Frost: The world's most pissed-off snow cone!

[ December 03, 2001: Message edited by: Bobak ]

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