King of Fighters... THE MOVIE!

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King of Fighters (Curse of Orochi) (PG-13)
(Animation/Martial Arts)
Starring Brad Pitt and Natalie Portman
Also Featuring Hugh Jackman, Bruce Willis, Drew Barrymore, and Minnie Driver
Directed by Ridley Scott
Screenplay by James Wong

Projected Budget Range: $20-29 Million
Planned Release Date: May

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$15.30 million (Opening Weekend)
$80.00 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 6%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jay Carr, Boston Globe
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Stephen Holden, New York Times

And the sleeper hit that has Roger Ebert drooling....


Guilty Gear XX - The Animated Movie (PG-13)
(Animation/Martial Arts/Sci-Fi)
Starring Jack Nicholson and Nicole Kidman
Also Featuring Joaquin Phoenix, Kevin Bacon, Natasha Henstridge, and Reese Witherspoon
Directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans
Screenplay by Charlie Kaufman

Projected Budget Range: $20-29 Million
Planned Release Date: December

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$11.81 million (Opening Weekend)
$59.16 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 10%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat

Haha! My boy Jay Carr from the Boston Globe gonna love KOF, sweet! buttrock

Pablo Francisco would be proud.

The Tortillanator (R)
(Adventure/Action)
Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Helena Bonham Carter
Also Featuring Richard Roundtree, Benicio Del Toro, Michelle Rodriguez, and Denise Richards
Directed by Cameron Crowe
Screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan and Steven Zaillian

Projected Budget Range: $50-59 Million
Planned Release Date: May

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$16.61 million (Opening Weekend)
$68.90 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 8%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 3%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post

And music by Aaron Neville of course. wink

NGF (R)
(Christmas/Courtroom Drama/Office Politics/True Story)
Starring George Clooney and Helen Hunt
Also Featuring Clint Howard and Brittany Murphy
Directed by Cameron Crowe
Screenplay by Peter Jackson

Projected Budget Range: $30-39 Million
Planned Release Date: July

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$15.19 million (Opening Weekend)
$83.79 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 9%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post

Garou: The Mark of the Wolves (R)
(Action/Martial Arts)
Starring Hayden Christensen and Kirsten Dunst
Also Featuring Christian Bale, Udo Kier, and Cameron Diaz
Directed by Sam Raimi
Screenplay by David Hayter

Projected Budget Range: $30-39 Million
Planned Release Date: June

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$11.17 million (Opening Weekend)
$96.48 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 1%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Stephen Holden, New York Times

SonGohan's Miracle Penis Adventures (R)
(Chase)
Starring Elijah Wood and Monica Potter
Also Featuring Sean Astin, Tom Hanks, Amy Adams, and Jessica Capshaw
Directed by Clint Eastwood
Screenplay by Ted Elliott

Projected Budget Range: $140-149 Million
Planned Release Date: March

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$14.47 million (Opening Weekend)
$95.64 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 7%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Peter Travers, Rolling Stone
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Matthew Abrams, Chucklehound.com

SonGohan:
SonGohan's Miracle Penis Adventures (R)
(Chase)
Starring Elijah Wood and Monica Potter
Also Featuring Sean Astin, Tom Hanks, Amy Adams, and Jessica Capshaw
Directed by Clint Eastwood
Screenplay by Ted Elliott

Projected Budget Range: $140-149 Million
Planned Release Date: March

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$14.47 million (Opening Weekend)
$95.64 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 7%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Peter Travers, Rolling Stone
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Matthew Abrams, Chucklehound.com

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buttrock

now answer my pm crying

sonic1687:
buttrock

now answer my pm crying

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I tried 5 different times over the past night and it kept saying your PM box is full. Empty some of it foo, it's not like you have to save all the msgs people send you!

SonGohan:

sonic1687:
buttrock

now answer my pm crying

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I tried 5 different times over the past night and it kept saying your PM box is full. Empty some of it foo, it's not like you have to save all the msgs people send you!

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but i did make room...i think.

ill delete some more.

if not sonic1687@comcast.net

They need to get Marlon Brando to play Maxima.

Brando's dead.

DAMNIT!!! I thought this shit was real!! Not funny, not funny at all.

Makismo Finds a Date (PG-13)
(Lingering Illness/Paranoia/Societal Satire/Spoof)
Starring Adam Sandler and Winona Ryder
Also Featuring John Leguizamo, Seann William Scott, Molly Shannon
Directed by Woody Allen
Screenplay by Woody Allen and Charlie Kaufman

Projected Budget Range: $30 - $40 million
Planned Release Date: October

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$7.59 million (Opening Weekend)
$67.76 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 7%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Jay Carr, Boston Globe

K-Dash said:

Brando's dead.

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They're gonna use Olivier in a new movie... and he's been dead for 15 years.

It's the weirdest thing how a lot of new members will bump an old thread with their first post. What makes them do it? Why use the search for this and not the question with the obvious answer that will be their 5th post? It's interesting.

It's also interesting that a year ago, people seemed to be under the impression you could make an action movie chock full of stars with a good director for 20-30 million. You could make a short film with two characters (unknown) that takes place in one room, with minimal crew, for $20 million. Maybe. And a projected box of $80 for an action movie? If they came up with that number, I project they wouldn't make the movie.

SouthtownKid said:

It's the weirdest thing how a lot of new members will bump an old thread with their first post. What makes them do it? Why use the search for this and not the question with the obvious answer that will be their 5th post? It's interesting.

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Wow, I didn't realize it was an old thread.

I'm confused as to why someone would bump a thread to tell someone that an actor died when at the time the initial post was made, the person was alive.

I can't wait to see SonGohan's Miracle Penis Adventures .