going postal, samurai/highlander style

dullbuoy

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<a href="http://signonsandiego.com/news/state/20030630-0317-ca-supermarketkillings.html" target="_blank">real news of recent supermarket slaying</a>
 
neobuyer

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And in Irvine, CA no less.

Gotta hand it to the guy though, I used to have to work in Irvine, and some days, it took all the self control I had to keep myself from going into a supermarket with my Katana and just attacking people.

If you've ever been to Irvine, then you'd know what I'm talking about. :)
 
genjiglove

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I think we've all had the urge to take our katana into the grocery store and start hacking away. Fortunately, the only katanas available in Indiana have to be won at a county fair, or bought in a flea market.
 
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The cop should have just houlstered his gun, put on his sunglesses, then just walked out all badass and shit. Stopping by the checkout counter, a simple "clean up on isle 11" would have done nicely. Walking through the automatic doors, he disappears into the sunset.
 
genjiglove

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FeelGood:
The cop should have just houlstered his gun, put on his sunglesses, then just walked out all badass and shit. Stopping by the checkout counter, a simple "clean up on isle 11" would have done nicely. Walking through the automatic doors, he disappears into the sunset.
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You forgot the part about spinning the gun on his finger.
 
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